Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:46 pm

EVIL !!!!

alright , granted , but your iPod now busted every two days

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:48 pm

Granted, everything else dies instead

I wish I could also throw fruit at Render

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:49 pm

Granted. You get put in the stocks opposite his pillory so you can throw the rotten fruit at him that gets thrown at you.

I wish I could see that!

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:35 pm

Granted, You are also put at the stocks and get the most fruit thrown at you because nobofy can figure out what you are

I wish I could change my stars

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:49 pm

Wish granted, but in doing so, you caught a horrible illness and died.

I wish I could have infinite delicious bacon that was not poisoned!

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:53 pm

Granted, It's full of anti'venom instead, but as your body's blood is venom,you still die.

I laugh

I wish for MORE smileys

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:55 pm

Granted, but you have too many and you run out of space on your computer.
I wish I had a Keyblade.

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:10 pm

Wish granted, but it achieves sentience and turns on you
I wish that I could go back in time and save myself from my previous wish!

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:26 pm

Granted, but you go back too far and undo a wish that sets off a chain reaction that kills you and all of us, thanks alot >:C

I wish I was ReAlive

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:39 pm

Wish granted, but you were only ReAlive for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds
I wish for a hug

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:41 pm

Granted, but it doesn't come from me; in fact it doesn't come from anybody
youy just get hugged by air

you no longer feel special after realizing this

I wish I could see that realization wash over you

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:36 pm

Granted, but you can never see anything else ever again.
I wish that I had a nickel.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:45 pm

Granted, you heve many nickels, but they come from Peter Griffin

i.e. his rectum.

I again wisgh I could see you face when you get those and know this

Post by **Render** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:47 pm

Granted, you deliver them with your mouth (you did it ugly, so here's the consequence).

I wish that the new Terminator movie will be great.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:55 pm

Render wrote:Granted, you deliver them with your mouth (you did it ugly, so here's the consequence).

>This<

Render wrote:I wish that the new Terminator movie will be great.

Granted, But none of the actors are the same and they and every part of the movie sucks, but remains awesome somehow

Post by **Render** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:10 pm

I wish that you would have wished a wish.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:43 pm

granted, but you could no longer wish for something else.

I wish I had one more week.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:32 pm

Granted, you have one more week to live.
I wish for a lion.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:56 pm

SHA-BOOM! and Here I am! I think you know hoow this got corrupted

I wish to do that more

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:30 pm

Granted, but you gotta be that lion.

I wish for a SHAVED lion with green spots all over (and that doesn't eat/maul me).

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:30 pm

You get nothing, and like it.

I wish to eat and maul Crux now

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:52 pm

Granted, but you only gotta use a pillow filled with soft cotton, and eat him only through licking.

I wish I didn't have class today

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:20 pm

Granted, there's a snow day, and it corrupts the weather thee for the rest of the time you are alive

I wish I had something that I could actually call a computer

Post by **Render** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:11 am

Granted. After naming several things computer you find out that only the bathroom door does not refuse to be called in that way.

I wish for a cat.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:01 am

I deliver you a very angry RatHead.

I wish I had a battery with unlimited life.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:40 am

Granted, but it does not supply enought power and all the governments in the world want to get you/the battery from you

I wish the door I called a computer could talk to me back

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:53 am

Granted, but now you live in an asylum

I wish I knew how to play the violin.

RatHead wrote:Granted, but it does not supply enough power and all the governments in the world want to get you/the battery from you

This reminds me of a movie, but I can't put my finger on it.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:57 am

Granted, but you are as bad of a player as Nero (anyone that knows and says the reference gets a giant cookie)

I wish I could squeeze Crux super tight and hug him, Oh wait I can

Come HEEEEERE Cruxy...

Crux wrote:This reminds me of a movie, but I can't put my finger on it.

Knight and Day., and that's what I was referencing

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:02 am

(nervously) G--granted? But you can't hurt or swallow/eat him.

I wish I had a delicious burger.

RatHead wrote: Knight and Day.,

OH YEAH~!

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:17 am

Crux wrote:(nervously) G--granted? But you can't hurt or swallow/eat him.

I wish I had a delicious burger.

*Opens mouth wide* *Yawns*

YOU don't, but I have...

^

I wish for butter, it makes things slide down my throat easier

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:32 pm

Granted, but the butter is poisoned and also tastes of rotten eggs
I wish for a giant Non-poisonous delicious cake

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:43 pm

Granted, but it's made of, no that's not chocolate, that's Poo, Yeah you may want to spit that out...

I wish for a riot shield right now...

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:04 am

Granted. It's made out of ceramic.

I wish for a newton's cradle.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:57 am

Granted. It's a giant one made from 20' chains and wrecking balls so it's far too big and heavy for you to do anything with.

I wish for my jaw to stop hurting where I had my wisdom teeth removed.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:26 pm

Hlaoroo wrote:Granted. It's a giant one made from 20' chains and wrecking balls so it's far too big and heavy for you to do anything with.

I wish for my jaw to stop hurting where I had my wisdom teeth removed.

So like one of These?

Granted, your groin hurts *superkick*

I wish to actually meet Bill Nye, the science guy.

PIERULEZ · Post by **PIERULEZ** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:28 pm

You meet him only because he mistakenly hit you with his car

I wish to meet fox

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:26 pm

((And how is that a corruption

))

Granted, but only because you became part of PETA.

I wish that nothing could go wrong with this wish.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:38 pm

granted , but since you didn't really wish for anything....

I wish to be able to successfully do anything on the first try

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:53 pm

Granted. You can do ANYTHING but not EVERYTHING. You never know when you'll be successful on the first try and when you won't be.

I wish the next person will be able to make sense of that corruption.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:30 pm

Granted, but you become the biggest Jerk-lord ever.

I wish that Bravoman wouldn't end.....