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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Granted. however it is a cursed man eating typewriter.

i wish i had a normal work schedule. none of this six days a week nonsense.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Granted. But you work what is normal for a Airport Traffic Controller, which means 12 hour workdays.
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Granted: Everything makes you laugh, whether you want to or not.

I wish for a hammock.
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Granted, however the hammock has a hole and you fall right through.

I wish for pudding.
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Granted. You are now named pudding.

I wish for shorter hours.
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Granted. Hour now lasts a minute.
Coincidentally, Minute was re-describeded to be what hour used to be.

I wish for everything to have luminescent teal stripes.
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Granted -, but they're so bright that everybody goes blind.

I wish for a top-of-the-line fursuit that's free (and not stolen), looks just like my character, isn't too hot, is of spectacular quality, and fits me perfectly (without changing my shape or size).
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Granted: The postage, however, puts you into severe debt.

I wish for more things I can fall through.
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granted. you're incorporeal but still subject to gravity. you now fall through everything whether you want to or not.

I wish the time stuff from earlier was fixed.
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Granted: you immediately lose track of time as all clocks are wildly turning their hands.

I wish for everyone to be incorporeal and join in the falling fun.
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Granted: You are n- Wait! Why am I-?! NOOOOO!!!!!

I wish TUAM would stop eating my homework.
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Granted. TUAY now forces you to make homework perfectly, and 2 weeks before it has to be turned in.
Regardless of if you know the topic yet or not.

I wish I could control everyone's fall :twisted:
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Granted: You now control the Autumn season.

I wish I were more inspired. :(
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Granted, you are inspired to sing all the time. Unfortunately you can't hit any notes and people are terribly annoyed.

I wish for more time.
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Granted, time freezes for everyone but you, and you are left to live out the rest of your days alone...
I wish that the schoolyear was over.
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Granted: time to go shopping for next years uniform.

I wish for a parachute.
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HoundInATree wrote:Granted: time to go shopping for next years uniform.

I wish for a parachute.
We don't have uniforms where I go :P

Granted: But it is ripped, and it is your least favourite colour.
I wish that I could go on vacation to a nice place.
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Granted, you get two weeks off and fly to a classy resort on a tropical island... Five minutes before a world-record breaking tsunami causes said island to 'reenact' the legend of Atlantis, the hard way.

I wish we we would stop falling, this is annoying.
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Granted. Gravity does not exist anymore, and we all float away into the cosmos.
I wish for some mango nectar to drink which is not poisoned.
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Granted - it's the fake stuff that has like 1% juice in it.

I wish I knew how to make a fursuit the way I want it.
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Granted, but you can only make them for other people, and you have to give them away for free.
I wish that people were more tolerant of furries.
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Granted: Everyone hugs us, all the time.

I wish I could move, partly because of the hugs, partly because of the lack of gravity in this infinity deep abyss.
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Granted, you move 'forwards'. But since there's no point of reference near you in that deep infinite black abyss, it doesn't change anything for you.

I wish that, instead of floating around in nothing, we're back on earth with normal gravity and all.
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Granted: Everyone lands on top of you.

I wish to be the last person to land.
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Granted. You land after everyone who could have broken your fall has gotten out of the way. on concrete. at terminal velocity.

I wish more of the forumers were big cats.
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Wish granted, but they're all seniors and have extremely saggy abdomens.

I wish more of the forumers were aliens/human hybrids.
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Granted, now there is next to no variety in species.

I wish to ride along the Glacier Express line.
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Granted, you get caught in the glacier express' undercarriage are are dragged along for the 'ride'. Your face might need some reconstructive work afterwards. and arms... and legs...

I wish the alien hybrids had more variety. forget humans, lets throw other species in there.
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Granted: The picked you for the first test subject.

I wish for a I could draw in colour as well as I could with ordinary pencils.
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Granted, your skill with pencil deteriorates until it is equal to your coloring skill. now you can color as well as you draw.

I wish Housepets! and Savestate had a canon crossover.
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Granted! The evil spirit inside the plushie takes control of the dragon dude that oversaw Cookie Monster's trial and ends both universes. (I forgot Cookie Monster's real name)

I wish for Mars to become completely teraformed with functioning magnetosphere.
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Granted. No one, but people who can afford space tourism, can go there, though, so it's not making much of a difference.

I wish for a new hat, the weirder the better.
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Granted - you get the one that went with the emperor's new outfit.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
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Granted: But every time you don't make a wish someone hits you with a frying pan.

I wish for a better frying pan.
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Granted, but I use my definition of better, meaning plush and soft and light.

I wish that the next person's wish would be to not make a wish.
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Granted: Please see below.

I wish to not make a wish, when I next blow out a candle.
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Granted, but a random thing will happen anyway around you.

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Granted. Their speciality is dingo. :twisted:

I wish for chocolate.
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Granted, but it is on a shelf out of your reach.
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granted. however it is permanently on fire.

I wish for hound to become the tree. i just wana see what'll happen.
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