Corrupt a Wish

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu May 07, 2015 5:20 pm

Granted; the bottle is made of water, don't ask how.

I wish I had scones with my tea.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Thu May 07, 2015 9:15 pm

Granted. The scones are all broken up into wet, soggy bits in your tea.
I wish for three more wishes.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:59 pm

Granted, the entire bottle is made of uranium though.

I wish for an arm that shoots laser beams!

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri May 08, 2015 12:11 pm

Granted. It is pointing straight at your head for not giving wishes requested by TUAY and thinking that uranium bottle is good enough of a replacement. And there is a countdown for correcting this. And it goes _fast_.

I wish for a more advanced plasma arm-cannon

Post by **Render** » Fri May 08, 2015 12:18 pm

Granted, but it uses far more energy than your systems can provide.

I wish for a free dinner that's tasty and not dangerous in any way.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri May 08, 2015 1:07 pm

Granted. This dinner belonged to me and has been eaten with quite a fair bit of enjoyment about 30 minutes ago, with no return policy.

I wish for something oddly specific.

Post by **Render** » Fri May 08, 2015 3:07 pm

Granted, you get exactly this letter: V
You may now print it and hang it at your wall.

I wish I had more beer.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri May 08, 2015 5:47 pm

Granted: However, all the beer is thinly coating the bottom of glasses and is to viscous to pour out.

I wish I had a fresh start with my tea and scones.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:10 pm

Granted! They're sentient and want to eat you though.

I wish for an icy comet to mine!

VEB152 wrote:Granted. It is pointing straight at your head for not giving wishes requested by TUAY and thinking that uranium bottle is good enough of a replacement. And there is a countdown for correcting this. And it goes _fast_.

I wish for a more advanced plasma arm-cannon

Strange, I was sure it said 'I wish for a bottle of water', which made more sense.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat May 09, 2015 8:52 am

Granted: The government makes all mining equipment illegal to prevent you having a monopoly on ice.

I wish that my afternoon tea and scones were normal.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Sat May 09, 2015 8:56 am

Granted! But they are now bland tasting, like cardboard.

I wish I had a can of soda.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat May 09, 2015 8:59 am

Granted! And why limit yourself to just a can? Here, enjoy several bags of baking soda...

I wish for fancy-coloured cardboard wing!

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Sat May 09, 2015 9:02 am

Granted! But you can't stop it from flying.

I want a friendly Cheetah!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun May 10, 2015 7:34 am

Granted: It never lets you go.

I wish my normal afternoon tea and scones hadn't been packed just in cardboard so they didn't pick up the flavour of the packaging.

Post by **Render** » Sun May 10, 2015 8:37 am

Granted, it's now all sprayed with vinegar so you don't notice the packaging flavour anymore.

I wish for more dogs sitting in trees for leisure.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun May 10, 2015 1:51 pm

Granted. Cats are now on the loose, and don't let firefighters to get to tree-bound dogs to get them back on the ground.

I wish I was waterproof...

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun May 10, 2015 2:04 pm

Granted - you are now sealed in thick plastic. Good luck breathing, eating, etc.

I wish all animals could easily be domesticated.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 10, 2015 11:41 pm

Granted, the definition of 'domesticated' has been expanded to include animals of all dispositions and origins. the animals themselves are exactly the same though.

I wish i had a better job.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon May 11, 2015 10:57 am

Granted: You now have far far too much responsibility.

I wish people would stop messing with my tea and scones.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon May 11, 2015 11:11 am

Granted. Tea and scones themselves now become sentient and mess with you.

I wish for a rotary dial phone!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon May 11, 2015 2:32 pm

Granted - you get a dial phone on a turntable.

I wish to win The Game.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Mon May 11, 2015 4:01 pm

Granted. You win by making everyone else lose. Now they are all angry with you and refuse to speak to you.
I wish for a good program to make music with.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon May 11, 2015 6:02 pm

Granted: World War III breaks out. By the end there are no more power supplies and all batteries are dead.

I wish I had someone else's tea and scones, those at least aren't trying to mess with me.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Mon May 11, 2015 8:52 pm

Granted, but the scones are radioactive.

I wish my furry art was better.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon May 11, 2015 8:54 pm

Granted - your pet grooming is fabulous.

I wish I had better self-control.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 11, 2015 11:33 pm

Granted, you now have a microchip in your head that regulates your actions within very strict parameters. Your self control is flawless now without that pesky 'free will'.

I wish mobile games sucked less.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Mon May 11, 2015 11:53 pm

Granted! Now they're totally ineffective as vacuums.

I wish for a head massage.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 12, 2015 7:28 am

Granted: But you they made you were your helmet.

I wish for the scones to give me superpowers and not rad-poisoning.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 12, 2015 7:55 am

granted, you now have the ability to form invisible solid objects that have no effect on anyone or anything but you. And you have no idea how to turn it off. People think you've become a mime.

You also have severe food poisoning.

I wish we had a laser-eyes-cat emoticon on this forum.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue May 12, 2015 11:13 am

Granted. Lasers are real though, and slice through furniture at your room randomly.

I wish to be a "president" of a country

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue May 12, 2015 5:01 pm

Granted: you are now the president of...never mind, they just had a revolt over it.

I wish for my freedom to drink tea and eat scones!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 12, 2015 10:13 pm

granted, you are free to drink lukewarm watery day old tea, and eat moldy hard-as-a-rock scones. the quality ones on the other hand just shot up in price by several hundred dollars.

I wish for Veb to be reinstated.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Wed May 13, 2015 12:36 am

Granted, but so does the evil twin Bev! The forum gets ddos'd, the backups erased and everyone's HP! shipping gets invalidated.

I wish for a giant colony ship.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed May 13, 2015 9:13 am

Granted: The ship is made for giants. No one can reach anything, especially the access ramps.

I wish for a better world. A world were tea is freshly made, brewed to a golden brown perfect. Where scones are fresh from the oven and the cream and jam made just the hour before. A world better that the world now.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 13, 2015 2:35 pm

Granted. That world exists, on the opposite side of the universe from you.
It will take you approximately four billion years to get there.

I wish for the mess evil Bev made to be fixed.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Wed May 13, 2015 3:24 pm

Granted: I shoot it. That solves everything, right?

I wish I had something to wish for.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 13, 2015 4:41 pm

Granted. You now have no face. You really should have wished for something that could have prevented that.

I wish the server didn't now have bullet holes in it...

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed May 13, 2015 6:19 pm

Granted: the bullets suddenly turn into arrows before they impact.

I wish for a FTL drive.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 13, 2015 9:55 pm

Granted, you now have a Financial Transaction Ledger, in a car.

I wish the server didn't now have a bunch of arrows in it...

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Wed May 13, 2015 10:21 pm

Granted! Now they have a bunch of griefers!

I wish for Digimon television series reboot!