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Grated. though you probably should have asked for a ship, or atleast a spacesuit, to go with that. How long can you hold your breath in hard vacuum? i'm pretty sure the answer isn't even close to 'a day'.

I Wish Tarot was replaced with a different character.
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Granted. Tarot is replaced by a character that is the exact opposite of her in all respects, but ironically he's no more popular than Tarot was. Oh, and Peanut hunts you down and kills you 'cause you got rid of his girlfriend. Good job.

I wish Snow (Rodney's mate, white wolf with red eyes) got more appearances in the Housepets! comic, along with dialogue that isn't utterly wasted on sweet-talking Rodney.
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Granted. No one notices that they are the same character.

I wish for a curios cat to be delivered to the doorstep of Rick's house.
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Granted! A very curious, slightly irascible, and more-than-a-little hungry leopard showed up there yesterday. I think we can all guess what happened next...
Safe to say unless the leopard is an abnormally good artist we won't be getting any more comic for a while! :D

On a completely unrelated note, I wish I was an abnormally good artist.
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granted. as a result you were covering for rick when the leopard showed up.
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Granted. He shows up at your front door demanding an explanation.

I wish I had the Housepets books.

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Sure, you got'em. And the mafia delivery service wants to talk to you about the first 200,000.00 installment of the delivery charges.

Wish I had a decent pair of boots.

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Granted. Your pair of boots is made from the animal you are most fond of.

I wish that Nathan's house was invaded by plushies.
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Granted. I love them all <3

I wish my cat wasn't so mean.

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So now he's a plushie, too.

Wish my car battery wasn't dead.

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Granted. it turns into a very lively racoon.

i wish i didn't have to come up with a wish.
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Granted. Now we're all wary of you derailing this and every other forum game. :twisted:

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Granted. Now King Art wants you gone.

I wish I could be more chill.
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I mishear you and make you an enourmous vat of chili.

I wish I had a hamburger...
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Granted, now you're allergic to beef.

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So what you write is half decent but it's written on the wall of a derelict building but the last half is so bad the city condemns the building and your readers are completely alienated.

Wish I didn't have insomnia.

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Granted. Now you sleep 24/7.

I wish I didn't get so many earworms.
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Granted, now you have ear spiders and a bucket of arachnophobia.

I wish that this wish doesn't come true.

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Grrrranted, it doesn't.
And neither will anything else you'll wish for. Ever. Again.
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I wish this sentence was false.
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Granted, now look what you did. Look at it. This is all your fault.

I wish that someone else will make another wish instead of me.

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Granted. Mrs. Someone Else (you say it El-Sea, she's from Norway, you understand) comes to make your wish for you, and now you can't make any more wishes.

I wish to go to the festival.
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Granted, you're able to move towards the festival, but you can never reach it.

I wish for a steak...
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Granted, but the chef made a mis-steak and gave you a spoon, but no knife or fork.

I wish that everyone could be magical.

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Granted, but now we're all living in battered old top hats with no one left to pulls us out … and we're all getting long ears, too.

Wish I know the secret to success.

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That's easy: don't fail.

I wish there was a live action Housepets! movie. (for the Gallifrax part)

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Granted, and now you're Marion.

I wish I could meet the HP! cast IRL.
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Granted, but you are invisible, intangible, and unhearable to them. And you have to watch them for at least half of every day.

I wish that it wasn't so chilly where I live.

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Granted, but it's now so hot that you pass out everyday from heat exhaustion.

I wish i had less homework.
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Granted. Your new occupation: ditch digger.

I wish I could dance.

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Granted, but you have to dance for the gods every other day.

I wish i had more time.
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Granted, now you're stuck in a time loop.

I wish I could think right now.
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Granted, I take out your brain and put it in a jar so thinking is all you can ever do.
And then I eat your body just for good measure.

I wish I was good at measuring...
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Granted, but you now must measure the distance between the sun and Pluto. By hand.
Have fun!

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Granted. You are now Ant-Man, stuck at the atomic scale.

I wish I was better at public speaking.

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Granted, but now when you're in a crowd words sound like meaningless noises. In other words, you lose public understanding. :lol:

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Granted but then a real tiger comes in and well abducts you?

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Well... assuming we're talking about your previous signature... it's now true. We're all furries. FOREVER.

I wish I could visit other universes!
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Granted. You quickly and painfully discover your bodily functions are incompatible with other universes' laws of physics.

I wish my PC had unlimited computing power.

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Granted, but you're compute is now a part of the Borg and it will now assimilate you.

I wish for fifty dollars.
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You get a clearly counterfeit and unable to spend fifty dollar bill.

I wish i didn't have to pay for groceries.

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