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Granted, the client now sabotages your ability to work in the name on ineffectual money saving strategies.

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Granted but you can only redecorate with a unicorn theme.

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granted, you're now the star 'performer' of a Fail compilation channel, with all the injury-inducing accident prone moments that entails.

i wish all reaction videos, sporting event rebroadcasts, news rebroadcasts, and talk show rebroadcasts would disappear from youtube permanently. they're a waste of bandwidth.
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Granted, but now all those videos have been replaced by videos of vampires badly singing Billy Ray Cyrus songs over and over.

I wish I had different curtains.
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Granted. You get a new set, but they're in tatters.

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granted, you are highly motivated to do all the things all the time non stop. while this may seem like it is quite useful you will quickly realize the down side the moment you try to sleep but can't because you absolutely need to be doing something at all times.

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Granted, but they’re updated in Esperanto.

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Granted, but said driveway had to be shipped off the asphalt plant in the process, and they want you to pay the shipping before they'll bring it back and install it.

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Granted, but your accent is so thick that no one can understand you.

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Granted. You now have chronic writer's block.

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Granted, but now you can only play Taps! I wish the Cubs would win the World Series!
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They do! And a billionaire is so impressed, he buys the team and moves them to Barrow, Alaska.

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granted, it's christened Titanic II. I shouldn't need to explain the rest.

i wish i didn't have to think up a wish every time.
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Granted, you end up killing the game in an alternate timeline. This leads to devastation. Within that reality, your name will forever be as one that is cursed.

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And you are, but your wishes are always corrupted and come back to haunt you. I wish I could be a published author!
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Granted, but then Thanos snaps his fingers, making you flake away
I wish Thanos snapping wouldn't affect parallel universes now.
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Granted, but you're in the original universe where it does. I wish I could get some sleep!
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Granted - you're called Sleeping Beauty now.

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Granted, you're now at the slaughter house where you have to pick it up personally.

I wish I was more productive and less lazy.
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Granted, but now you can't sleep because you're always working.

EDIT: Whoops, I forgot my wish.
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I wish TUAM would remember to make a wish
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granted, it's an extremely uninspired wish.

i wish he next season of BNHA would start already.
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Granted, but now all the episodes have been dubbed in Esperanto.

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granted, but then the universe disappears
I wish I could make better wishes that would be cleverly corrupted.
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Granted. However, no one plays the game anymore, so no one gets to see your cleverness.

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Granted, but they all only speak Klingon.

I wish the faucet wouldn’t drip all day .
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Granted, now the tap opens full throttle and your whole neighborhood is washed away with everybody blaming you!

Wish I had a chocolate cake.

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Granted, but you forgot to take it out of the oven, so now it's a burnt chocolate cake.

I wish I could English today.
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congratulations you are now MI7's most embarrassing agent.

i also wish you could English today (because i can'tactually think of a wish)
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I grant you three wishes but since you couldn't think of any you miss the opportunity

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.
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Now your wish corrupts.

I wish I could learn to study.
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Granted, but you become obsessed with studying studying techniques. to the exclusion of all else.

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Granted, but no one will ever find them.

I wish for this wish to be wasted. (I think I am making this difficult.)
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Granted.
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Granted. Your new dial-up works as intended.

I wish I had I a new Lego kit

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Granted. You get the painful shoe set.

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Granted but you can’t grow anything.

I wish I had a watch that worked.
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Granted. it's a miniature sundial with a wrist strap. always accurate and can't malfunction. ...assuming you know how to use a sundial, only need to tell time during daylight hours and clear weather, and have a clear view of the sky at all times...

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Granted. You are buried under all of his new Legos.

I wish I had more things to do.
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Granted. You have plenty of responsibility with your new lifelong career of working in the mines.

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