Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but you end up being alergic to the medication used on it

I wish the sun would turn upside-down.

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Granted: during the process the solar system gets thrown around like crazy and you are somehow left floating in space.

I wish for a wishing well filled with wishes for wishing wells filled with wishes for wishing wells filled with... you get the wish right?
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Granted, but the only wish you can make is for more garlic salt.

I wish that refrigerator door would close and stay closed.
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Granted: it stays closed, you can't open it...

I wish for a fort.
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Granted, but it is under attack from hostile armies.

I wish for a printer that works.
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Granted, but it only prints one letter every page

I wish i had a car instead of a truck

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Granted, but the car has no wheels.

I wish my writing was smaller.
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Granted: but you've forced to print all your writing out on the above mentioned printer.

I wish for a coaster.
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Granted, but its one of those cheap, paper ones that water soaks through anyway

I wish for a helicopter ride.

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Granted: you're strapped on the top.

I wish for a cheese grater.
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Granted, but it will only grate Limburger cheese.

I wish I could draw.
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Granted: But the whole world goes blind.

I wish for someone to put this bottle of Chardonnay that's by my laptop somewhere out of the way.
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Granted. Drinks it and places the empty bottle in your bed.

I wish for a good Riesling.
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Granted- That was a good year... But it seems to have gone bad.
I wish that I could go back in time to 1959 and see Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper's last concert.
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Granted, but it is an alternative history.

I wish for more time before exams

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Granted, your exams are postponed by an hour.

I wish for open shops tomorrow.
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Granted: But someone stole your wallet/purse.

I wish for ice-cream.
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Granted. It's molten mint icecream.

I wish for LOOOOOOOOTS of snow outside!
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Granted, but you have to shovel all of it.

I wish my living room was all redone.
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Granted: everything now faces the wall it's closest to.

I wish for a jumper.
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Granted it is two sizes too small and there are no returns or exchanges.

I wish for Kool Aid.
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Granted. It's vegenite-flavoured, so even if you like it, few will join in >.>

I wish I made an award-winning photograph.
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Granted - you make a print of someone else's award-winning photograph.

I wish there was a cure for depression.
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Granted. The cure is getting more depressed, until the point where the only way for the mood is up!

I wish for a porcelain figurine of a ballerina riding a tricycle with a tiny fluffy dog in a basket at a front of said tricycle.
Yes, it's not a reference, it's me writing the first nonsensical thing I can think of.
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Granted: It's broken.

I wish for the most nonsensical of all nonsensical nonsense.
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Granted: But it happens while you are not in the room.
I wish for a jacket, which will make me invisible if I wear it.
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Granted, but the jacket and all your other clothes remain visible.

I wish I could overcome any challenge I have.
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Granted: you are never satisfied with any of your accomplishments.

I wish more tea after the one I'm about to pour out.
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Granted, but it is all ice-cold. Or if you wanted iced tea, steaming hot.

I wish I wasn't allergic to strawberries.
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Granted: you're allergic to the colour red instead.

I wish for more nonsense!
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Granted. You get seriously injured as a result of it. Won't list details to spare you reliving the horror, but it involved some grape flavoured gelatine, water gun, and a cat sitting up in your tree, yodeling.

I wish for a horrible song to be played.
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Granted, the worst song ever made is now on endless repeat inside your head for the rest of your natural life, no one can hear it but you.

I wish for more recursive wish jokes.
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Granted! You have only yourself to blame now...

I wish the song to be heard by everyone
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Granted: we all hate you for that wish now.

I wish for revenge served cold.
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Granted. You have to serve it in the coldest place in the world, though.

I wish to NOT be there at same moment... >.>
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Granted, you are in 17 other places at once. or atleast pieces of you are.

i wish veb hadn't made everyone listen to that mess.
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Granted - II avoided listening to it.

I wish my work started and ended 1 hour later.
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Granted, but your job is now raisin sorting.

I wish for a smaller lawn.
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Granted: but the grass just won't cut.

I wish for a key.
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Granted, but it's a key to the janitor's closet.

I wish for a typewriter.
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