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Granted, but that's the last food you get for the rest of your life.

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Granted, but they light on fire after you finish and nobody ever gets to see them

I wish for better parents
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Granted. You got turned onto a cartoon character and replaced the replacements.

I wish for gold coins.
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GeckoZY wrote:Granted. You got turned onto a cartoon character and replaced the replacements.

I wish for gold coins.
Uhhh OK, bit confused here but I accept.

You get the chocolate "gold coins" and they are hot and melting, better eat em quick!

I wish for a way to connect with all my friends and those other I used to know who are not on FB/ETC/
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Granted, the knowledge of how to operate a TELEPHONE will be brought to you soon.

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Granted, they attract many hornets and wasps, who all dislike you and everything you like.
I wish I could see everything.
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Granted. But you can't unsee anything. Everything is visible. O_O

I wish I have a megawatt-level laser.
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It is very dense and immovable without the help of 5 others

I wish for faster shipping in the postal system
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Granted. *puts Pladim in an express post envelope and posts him to his home address*

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Granted. But you're sent back in time too.

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Granted, Security measures are quadrupled.

I wish for my room to be organised.
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Granted. Society has collapsed and everything went into chaos.

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GeckoZY wrote:Granted. Society has collapsed and everything went into chaos.

I wish for jelly beans.
Granted, they're all the vomit, soap, booger, etc flavored ones.
Hlaoroo wrote:I wish I could do the Charleston.
GeckoZY wrote:Granted. But you're sent back in time too.
Aww I should have granted it and had him always slippin of a bananna XD
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Granted. You nonexistent wish has been granted.

I wish for self cleaning clothes.
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Granted, now you clothes now clean themselfs. While you still wear them they jump into the next available water.

I wish for free flights whenever and wherever I want.
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Granted. They all include 3000 meter vertical drops as part of the flight.

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Granted, they're all decorative and worthless

I wish for bigger muscles
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Granted. You now have a ten foot long, four foot wide tongue yet your head remains the same size. What? Didn't you know that the tongue is made up of several different muscles?

I wish to know the ideal length of a piece of string.
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Granted, you are now tied to a pole with a 5 foot string.

I wish for Duct tape.
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Granted. *duct tapes Isaac's muzzle shut and duct tapes him to the wall*

I wish to make photocopies of myself on a photocopier.
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Granted. You are now stuck inside the photocopier.

I wish for a new pool.
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Geanted, it's a pool of random liquid which you cannot escale from... everyone runs

I wish I could run away faster 0o0
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Granted. You can run away faster...

...than an earthworm.


I wish that there will be no problems with the next package I'll receive.
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Granted. The package is fine, but there are some delivery problems.

I wish for some superglue.
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Granted, it's dropping on your back.

I wish for more nice and active users.


GeckoZY wrote:Granted. The package is fine, but there are some delivery problems.
THAT'S what I wanted to avoid too. XD
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Granted, you get me!

I wish that Pete would stop appearing in Housepets.

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Granted. He appears in your real life instead :twisted:

I wish for rain to start.
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Granted. Enjoy the indoor storm that's soaking you and you computer.

I wish to be able to tango!
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Granted, now tangos surround your house ans hey are all aiming their rifles at you

I wish to be one of said tangoes
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Granted, but you get arrested for having a rifle

I wish for a faster computer
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Granted, but the computer is alive and it runs away from you very quickly

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Granted, but noboy want's to ride with you.

I wish for an ant.
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(that is cool)
Granted. but its a giant fire ant.

I wish for a swimming pool
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Granted, but it's filled with lava. And you are floating in the middle.
Did I mention it is the size of a football field?

I wish for infinite Houspets.
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Granted, the sheer scale of Rick's drawing crushes the universe.
I wish I was heat resistant.
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Granted, you freeze to death.

I wish to live forever and have NO negative side effects from this.
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Granted, you develop multiple problems over time, you would wish you were dead, but you keep forgetting die to dementia.
I wish more people were here,
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I heard that the Italian soccer team has some spare time. So granted, they'll knock at your door tomorrow.

I wish for better mangos offered in my local stores for the same price.
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Granted, everything else locally declines in quality.
I wish I had a energy sword.
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Granted, it is a laser so it cuts apart the moon.

I wish for this wish that isn't a wish to not be not a wish.
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