Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:18 pm

Granted. But you've no idea how to use it and drive yourself insane trying to work it out. Then you get locked up in an asylum.

I wish the entire world was furry.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:09 am

Granted. That didn't work well.

I wish I have a skeleton key to everything.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:08 am

Granted. *passes you the worlds biggest bunch of skeleton keys.*

I wish I had powers of deduction which are comparable to those of Sherlock Holmes.

Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:10 am

granted. the comparison used is "they are far inferior to those of Sherlock Holmes"

I wish I didn't have a class coming up

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:46 pm

Granted. You've missed it.

I wish I was a mod.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:08 pm

Granted, everyone stops using the forum.
I wish I could sing.

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Post by **G'aunt_The_Overlord** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:11 am

granted, but no one wants to listen to you.
I wish I was an apple.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 1:12 am

Granted, you're a rotten one.

I wish my left arm didn't hurt so much.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:50 am

Granted. You can't feel your arm.

I wish digital watches don't need batteries.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:28 am

Granted, your watch is useless.

I wish it was Friday night.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:30 am

Granted, you failed everything you skipped and have no memory of it.
I wish for a dog biscuit.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:10 pm

Granted. you get the plastic display dog biscuits.

I wish my fridge does the groceries automatically. XD

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:26 pm

Granted, you get arrested as it doesn't pay for them.
I wish I didn't strain my eyes so easily.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:44 pm

Granted. You get RSI in your big toe instead.

I wish I knew how to write scripts and programs.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:55 am

Granted. You lost all sense of normal human language.

I wish I can have free energy.

Post by **Render** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:44 pm

Granted. On a clear day simply go out of the house. The sun will shine on you for free.

I wish for free shopping on Amazon.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:32 pm

Granted. You receive an item from the "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" list instead, the one of least relevance.

I wish for an extra hour in the day.

Post by **Render** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:37 am

Granted. You just have to be in or come to a country where daylight saving time ends next weeks sunday. There you'll get your extra hour.

I wish this senseless daylight saving time thing will be cancelled. The artificial time during summer does not bring any advantage.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:48 am

Granted. It gets cancelled before switching back to non-DST and you'll be stuck in DST time foreeeeveeeer!

I wish it was snowing already where I live, just to see transport fail yet again

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:55 am

Granted. You get inundated with 20 feet of snow in 3 hours. And it's just on your apartment.

I wish to be inspired.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:41 am

Granted, you will constantly be inspired to do stupid things.

I wish to be fluent in another language.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:12 am

granted , you can no longer speak your mother tongue
I wish for a pen that can write the correct answer for every questions in every exams ever on its own

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:46 am

Granted. That pen 'can' write the correct answer. And it will do it, but only when you sing loud enough during all the writing process. If you are not singing loud enough, it will just write other things.

I wish that I could toggle the weather whenever and to whatever I like.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:39 am

Grantes all weather appears over only you

I wish for a wish without loopholes and tricks. (Roflchopper)

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:41 am

granted , but now since you already used this wish to know what to wish for , you have no wish left to actually wishing for it

I wish I can eat something and copy its ability , like kirby

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:10 am

Granted, but you copy abilities from everything you eat. Think about the great ability of a sausage - prepare to burst in a pan.

I wish I would be able to teleport - of course only when and to the place I want to.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:23 pm

Granted, your chakra capacity is so small you will perish f you travel beyond 50 meters every day.
I wish I could sense my surroundings better.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:43 am

Granted, your surroundings become overwhelming to all senses. Don't you wish you did not live so close to the sulpher factory, fracking operation, strobe light retailer and crazy guy who has to punch everyone he passes?

I wish I could jump as high as I am tall.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:51 am

Granted. You become an amoeba. You can now jump as high as you are tall.

I wish it was Christmas already.

Post by **Render** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:49 am

Granted. Happy Easter little bunny!

I wish for more money in my pocket.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:51 am

Granted, all your other money is gone.
I wish I could breath fire.

Post by **Render** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:08 am

Granted, but you cannot stop it.

I wish for a pet fox.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:10 am

Granted. But he ends up suing you for everything you own over a small disagreement you have so that you end up becoming HIS pet.

I wish to be on the jury during that trial.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:26 am

Granted, you are kept in contempt for knowing those involved.
I wish I had better hearing.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:54 am

Granted. Even a pin dropping is now excruciatingly loud.

I wish I could read as fast as Peanut.

Post by **Render** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:55 am

Granted, but you also like to chew old chewing bones now.

I wish to be able to read other people's minds.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:21 am

Yay! Old bones! *starts chewing*

Er... Oh! Right!

Granted. But you can never communicate what you've learned form your readings and it drives you insane.

I wish for more of these delicious old bones! *keeps chewing*

Post by **Render** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:32 am

Granted. The previous owners are also delivered to you. And they don't like a bunny to eat their bones.

I wish that the Mythbusters are on air when I want to watch them.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:59 am

Granted. Too bad you've no longer got TV reception.

I wish there were more movies with jazzy soundtracks.

Post by **Render** » Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:14 am

Granted. That are all remakes of movies like Super Shark or Mega Piranha.

I wish that I could stop forest fires at will.