Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:18 am

Granted. But they're fused together rendering both unusable.

I wish for a supersonic watering can.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:32 am

Granted, you go deaf and get sprayed In the face.
I wish I could Force Push.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:02 am

Granted. But you have no control over how hard you push, leading to all sorts of difficulties.

I wish to be able to compose music.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:59 am

Granted, you created scream-o music, which no one really likes.

I wish We all lived in a Pokemon world.

Crystalwind · Post by **Crystalwind** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:02 pm

Granted. The entire universe is made of Pokemon. Even the air. Needless to say, breathing becomes tricky and amoral, and you can't move.

I wish that the weather would finally stop switching between sunny and foggy.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:20 pm

Granted, it's foggy with lots of lighting.
I wish I could foresee people's actions just before they did anything.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:34 pm

Granted. But you're still powerless to stop or change the actions which you forsee so it's useless really.

I wish for a barrel of lard.

Cashuea · Post by **Cashuea** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:27 pm

granted, but the lard is spoiled.

I wish for a secret hideout.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:33 pm

Granted. But it's so secret that even you don't know where it is.

I wish for a giant rubber ducky.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:23 pm

granted , there goes your bathtub
I wish I can success in my first try when I want to do anything

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:54 pm

Granted. Too bad you can never replicate the success when asked to do anything successive times.

I wish for a giant Scrabble set.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:11 am

granted , it's too big to even remotely movable , so you can only stare at it
I wish for the scepter of darkness

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:47 am

Granted but it sucks all the light out of a 3 mile radius surrounding it so have fun trying to find it.

I wish for 3kg of pure elemental potassium.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:55 am

Granted, it's in a watertight glass box cemented into the bottom of the Hochgurtel fountain. Good luck getting it out.

I wish I could see you try.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:03 am

Granted, the resulting fizz blinds you.
I wish I had a Kunai set.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:04 am

Granted, but you have to ask Hlaoroo very kindly to get it.

I wish I could understand what's going on in that questions game

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:08 pm

Granted, Hlaoroo is a insomniac and has an infinite amount of clones. To prevent his clones from being annoying we have created our own clones. YOU are now involved!

I wish I didn't have to explain that.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:26 pm

granted , you didn't have to , 'cause eventually either Hlaoroo or I would've explained if you didn't , but you did anyway , sooooo

I wish I didn't have to try this hard to prevent myself from making a time paradox out of Kyuubi's wish

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:29 pm

Granted, but you grow to love paradoxes and make them all the time.
I wish I could wall-run.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:33 pm

granted , but to do that the gravity will have to affect you differently and now you're stuck walking on walls

I wish I know whether the egg or the chicken come first

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:35 pm

Granted, you know but cannot prove it to anyone else. The debate is ongoing whilst you sulk.
I wish I could falcon punch a jerk In the face.

Crystalwind · Post by **Crystalwind** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:39 pm

Granted. You can punch them like a falcon. Given that falcons can't really punch things due to a lack of hands, though, you can no longer really punch jerks in the face.

I wish that it snowed more around here.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:45 pm

granted , in coming apocalyptic blizzard in 3 days , have fun
I wish I can manage my time better

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:00 pm

Granted, your watch is repaired. You said nothing about doing things in your time.
I wish I had the sacred fire.

Cashuea · Post by **Cashuea** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:50 pm

Granted but it burns you as well.

I wish for my own world filled with fellow furrys!

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:50 pm

Granted, they are now criminals in your world.

I wish I had the power to have 4 arms when ever I need them.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:25 pm

Granted. You get an extra set of forearms (4 arms) but no hands.

I wish I had an opal ring.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:37 pm

granted , it also a magical one that can make every desires you ever had in your mind become reality , even if it's just a small and sudden thought like "oh man I want an ice cream"
of course , like the infamous monkey paw , it just exchange one thing for another , and because of this , your wishes will eventually become your downfall
oh , and you can't take it off once you put it on
glad to be of service

I wish for that golden kitsune statue in king's room

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:21 pm

Granted. Kyuubi was wondering where that got to. He'll be around to pick it up shortly. Have fun trying to keep it from him.

I wish for a real cannon.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:59 pm

Granted, you're apparently loaded in it. -BOOM-

I wish for cool weather.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:33 am

Granted, Serence was just in the area and thought it would be a delightful place for a eternal winters home. It's cool all right, bone chilling even.
I wish i could keep that statue from Serence without being brutally attacked.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:23 am

Granted. You could keep it, but it's past tense, so you can't keep it now without going back in time, creating paradoxes everywhere, and, eventually, attrackting Serence's attention in the present.

I wish I understood what I've just said.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:58 am

granted , you could , if you tried , but you didn't try , so in the end you don't understand it , you could have , but you didn't

I wish I can keep up with you guys on the question thread and your philosophical , paradoxical , mind twisting , concept breaking discussion about I-don't-know-what-anymore ^^" (being a spirit of instinct and destruction has its' downside

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Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:00 am

Granted, you can keep up because our one of us. Like the agents in the matrix

I really wish I didn't just imagine Serence to be scarier than she already is.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:04 am

granted , you didn't , yes , you heard me , you didn't imagine it

I wish for a.......thing that can not be corrupted

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:20 am

Granted, it is so incorruptible that it is in fact, corrupt!
I wish I had a double edged helix longsword.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:42 am

You pay jack all your magic beans for the Giant's corkscrew!

I wish I had a set of paired stepping disks.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:32 am

Granted, they quickly deteriorate into semi-circles. You cannot get new ones either.
I wish I had super senses.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:39 am

Granted: your sense of entitlement is unmatched, your sense of proportion is unambivalent, and luckily your sense of humor is brilliant.

I wish common sense wasn't a superpower.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:03 pm

Granted, society collapses because sadly, everything is aweful for everyone but they still do what they used to because it is "fun". Humanity resorts to eating dung whilst I laugh.
I wish I could really see that with my own two eyes.