Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed May 29, 2013 4:18 am

@serence: I knew we''d get you on our side!

Granted. But since they're so light you can't shoot them any distance.

I wish for a pizza.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 29, 2013 4:22 am

Granted, don't ask what the topping is but it just looks and smells wrong... Very wrong...
I wish I could lay in bed all day without any ramifications.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed May 29, 2013 6:51 am

Granted. You lay on your bed for one Venusian day (243 Earth days).

I wish I own a bacon factory.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed May 29, 2013 7:12 am

Granted. But you get sent to jail for selling me the rotten bacon on that pizza which Kyuubi sent me and which nearly killed me.

I wish I could witness a live performance of the 1812 Overture.

Hera Ledro · Post by **Hera Ledro** » Wed May 29, 2013 7:26 am

Granted, but you do so in the middle of a cannon-riddled battlefield, and are consequently blasted into smithereens as you curse the fact that you cannot hear the overture over the sound of cannonfire.

I wish that I could travel to and from any point in time.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed May 29, 2013 7:30 am

Granted. But every time you do you create another paradox, resulting in the implosion of all the known universes (and some unknown ones too).

I wish for someone to let me out of the pot which serence has me trapped in.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:00 am

Granted, I popped you in the oven instead. Any better?
I wish he would hurry up and cook, I'm hungry

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:05 am

Granted. Now I'm overcooked and too tough to eat.

I wish I wouldn't get eaten so often.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:07 am

Granted, you get eaten once and never return. Sounds fun.
I wish I had more music.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:15 am

Hlaoroo brought with him a bag filled with CD albums before he got eaten. You now own them.

I wish I really have a laser hair dryer.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:19 am

Granted, you mistake it with the normal one. Boom!
I wish I had superpowers.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:30 am

Granted. You can detach your arms.

I wish I had the last decade to do over.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:32 am

Granted, the exact same things happen, you can't change anything.
I wish my dog would stop hoarding things under the bed

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:33 am

Granted! Now things are hoarded everywhere other than under the bed. This includes your dining table, your PC/laptop keyboard and the bed itself (on it, I mean)

I wish for a working mechanical calculator

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:35 am

Granted, it works but demands payment.
I wish my plants would grow faster.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:41 am

Granted. But you have to do it over the same way. If you try to do it any differently you create a paradox and serence comes after you.

I wish there weren't so many bugs here.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:45 am

granted , do NOT leave your room , or else you'll be drown in bugs
I wish for a bottle of cloud

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:58 am

Granted. But it's acloud of smog. Have fun when you open it.

I wish I owned google and facebook.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed May 29, 2013 8:59 am

Granted, both companies crashed upon the change of ownership.

I wish for a 1 ton pure gold bar.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:02 am

granted ! GECKO LOOK---*crash*---out.....nevermind....
I wish I still have that novel which was just mentioned in some other thread , might be able to read it now without crying....

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:05 am

Granted. You also get some onions to chop while you read it.

I wish the world only had 1 timezone.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:07 am

Granted, North Korea claims it and starts nuclear war.
I wish I had a better... Uh what was it now... Memory!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:11 am

Granted. You get upgraded to 20GB of RAM. Too bad the motherboard isn't working.

I wish I had a Babel Fish in my ear.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:13 am

Granted, plenty of room in your head but no water. You also smell like fish now.
I wish the polices response time was as fast as your time here.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:16 am

Granted: The new high speed police force is implemented the day after you forget to renew your car registration.

I wish for a new car.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:17 am

Granted. It's new to you but its an old bomb to everyone else and it doesnt work.

I wish I could have met Brian Jacques.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed May 29, 2013 9:22 am

You could have, but you didn't turn around in the grocery line and he walked by unrecognized.

I wish for a meaningful coincidence.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Thu May 30, 2013 3:10 pm

Granted, you spent it with yourself.

I wish I was paid $20 an hour at work.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu May 30, 2013 6:28 pm

Granted. But you also have to pay $15/hour in taxes.

I wish I had more friends.

Deuce · Post by **Deuce** » Thu May 30, 2013 6:39 pm

You become rich so your friends only like you for your money and then you (or your parents) become bankrupt so they don't care about you anymore and you are left heartbroken because you were a jerk to your old friends who you now realise were really all you needed.
I want to be a housepet! (As in ricks comic, not real life)

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu May 30, 2013 7:33 pm

Granted. You get to be the leader of the Free Mouses' Republic.

I wish I could learn archery.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Thu May 30, 2013 7:36 pm

granted , and well.......don't shoot unless needed to buddy......
I wish for an exploding box of catnip

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu May 30, 2013 7:43 pm

Granted. But the FBI bomb squad confiscates it and puts you in prison.

I wish for a bowl of radioactive jelly (jell-o).

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu May 30, 2013 11:37 pm

Granted. But the radioactive material from the jell-o is short lived. It goes back to normal jell-o after a few seconds.

I wish for a more active private space program.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri May 31, 2013 1:35 am

Granted, you lack funding and only have a Janitor. NASA wants rent too.
I wish I had a giant comedy sandwich.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri May 31, 2013 1:49 am

Granted. But watch out for the giant talking baloney that wants its sandwich back!

I wish for an anthropomorphic squirty bottle.

Deuce · Post by **Deuce** » Fri May 31, 2013 2:52 am

The bottle is brutally stabbed outside your doorstep?

I wish I had tipi for my bunghole!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri May 31, 2013 4:55 am

Granted, but the bunghole destroys the tipi. (No idea what else to say)
I wish Starbucks would improve the coffee or make it cheaper.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri May 31, 2013 5:19 am

Both granted but they close every single branch and open just one in the south pole..

I wish I have a helicopter.

Deuce · Post by **Deuce** » Fri May 31, 2013 6:02 am

Granted but when you are flying it it develops a fault and crashes killin your family

I wish that Damien Lewis was our prime minister

(For those wondering about my previous post, it was a beavis an butthead reference (watch vaya con cornholio on YouTube)