Game: Talk to your Favorite Character from House Pets

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 4:48 pm

*heavily distorted playing, lots of drums, and incomprehensible shouting in oddly deep tones.*

To that other squirrel: managed to make peace with marrion at all? I mean you were pretty mean...

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 6:44 pm

Other Squirrel: He was a narc! Though I suppose I should try and talk to him, we squirrels should stick together.

Yo, Kevin, make any good tackles lately?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Sep 21, 2019 1:43 pm

Kevin: Um … no … closest I came was tripping over Sasha's unicorn statute. `least I didn't break anything. Especially that statue... she'da killed me!

Terrance: Well, now that you've had a walk-on, think you'll get a speaking role and some stage time in unraveling the "Mystery of Marion's Metamorphosis"?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:28 pm

Terrance: Perhaps, though I am quite happy to work behind the scenes, as long as it helps solve that mystery.

Hey Sabrina, are you still giving animals to Fido to patch up?

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:44 am

"More discreetly, at least. Spo seems to think that these new ones are going to replace him. Fido may not say it, but he likes him too much."

So, King, you think you should help Marion return to human form, or get him to make peace with this? I mean, you were actually given a choice.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:55 am

after a solid minute of giving you a mildly judgemental stare all he says is "yes"

So, summer, it must have occured to you two by now that you can visit fox in his dreams, but have you tried it?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 9:02 pm

Summer: "Tried it? We rocked it! Then we got our "Terrestrial Intrusion Passes" pulled "Nightstalking" - Cerberus is such a dork..."

Grape: Think you and Peanut will ever go to Canada and visit Res?"

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:15 pm

Grape: I’d love too! We’d bring Maxie and Tarot too. I’ve been open with Maxie about my crush on Res and I’d like to see my three guys spend time together. Peanut says that Tarot is starting to take an interest in Pridelands so she should be there too.

Hey, Peanut have you written any fan fiction?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:35 pm

Peanut: "Well, I started this story on what would happen if Spot unexpectedly turned into some kind of arboreal rodent, but Joey and Spo convinced me it was totally bizarre and unrealistic so I sorta let it wilt...

"

Say, Bigglesworths, do you do everything together or does each have, like, a different hobby? Have you ever thought of robbing a bank?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:53 pm

Bigglesworths spokescat: We do have different hobbies but we are all fans of Pridelands, of course. As for bank robbery, it’s tempting especially since mom keeps running out of food because she miscounts us, but we’re just too honest.

Sgt. Ralph, have Fox and Fido filled you in on Marion?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:37 pm

Sgt. Ralph: "In triplicate, white, yellow, and pink flimsies, and this weird picture a really cranky-looking marsupial. I still can't find a charge to file or who to file it against, though, so I dumped it on Terrance."

Tarmac and Gambit: "You guys ever think of escaping from the Zoo? You could live in Jessica's treehouse and maybe get some stage time."

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 7:24 pm

Tarmac and Gambit: We thought about it but then we’d actually have to work to catch fish. What’s the point of that when we can get fish just by being adorable?

Bruce and Roosevelt, watched any horror movies lately?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Oct 03, 2019 7:22 pm

"Snakes on a plane" scared the wits out of us! …… It's not a horror flick …. okay ….. um ….. "Dora and the Lost City of Gold!" … Hey, we're Kangaroos, okay!

Say, Teoxihuitl. Before Rufus showed up, did you ever have a date with SabreCat?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Oct 03, 2019 11:10 pm

Actually i'm still stuck on the mortal plane, i'm just not a vengeful apparition any more. Its a lot less stressful.

Tiger: Hey there alley cat, what's new?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:21 am

Tiger: Ha ha, ha, that's very funny because my name is Tiger, a type of cat. Ha- I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! <is quickly subdued by Marvin and Jerry>

Hey, Tarot, have any good dates with Peanut, lately?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:22 am

Tarot: "Not since the spa … I'm trying to conjure cleaning the dishes without unleashing that "Sorcerer's Apprentice" broom thing. Who wants teacups doing the boogaloo all over the house uncontrollably?"

Marvin: have you ever visited Zachery out in his treehouse? You get along with Jessica better than Tiger?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:19 pm

Marvin: I'd like to, but someone needs to keep an eye on Tiger.

Breel: Have you had any trouble adapting to modern life?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:22 pm

Breel: "Not much. Milton Manor's like something outta the late 1800s. And no train tracks around."

Sophie: If Thomas escapes from the zoo with Lois and Marion, are you going with them?"

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:02 pm

Sophie: لماذا ا؟ انا احب هذا المكان.

Fox: Has it been hard keeping Kings secret all this time?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Oct 14, 2019 7:10 am

Fox: literally the only part he bothers to keep secret is his old name. it's not actually that hard; no one asks, they just assume 'king' was a surname.

SPO: hows the station?

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:09 am

"It's so boring! It's almost nothing but paperwork! I'm waiting on some action, cartel raid, smuggling ring, ANYTHING!"

Kitsune, how have D&D sessions with Joey's group been going?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:21 am

Kitsune: Its actually been fun! You'd think it would be boring, but they are so earnest and innocent it's great! Though Lester wont DM anymore when I'm playing.

Falstaff: Not to be rude or anything, but have you ever heard of the Dunning-Kruger Effect?

CunningFox · Post by **CunningFox** » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:53 am

Falstaff: Of course I've heard of the Dunner-Kruging thing. I'm not stupid.

Breel: Managing to keep Keene in check?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Oct 16, 2019 11:50 am

Breel: Trying! He can be a pawful, but hey I love him anyway. Hope he doesn't take advantage of that squirrel.

Bino, any special holiday plans for the Good Old Dogs Club?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:29 pm

Bino: I'm going to dress up as Santa and have all the dogs line up and tell me what they are giving me this year.

Dallas: What did you think of Porthos on Enterprise?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:18 pm

Dallas: "It's kinda weird how he never got any lines, and to be honest, the whole cheese thing was slightly demeaning."

Peanut: Had any luck with Spot (Superdog) since the "corn incident"?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:50 pm

Peanut: Grape hid my coloring stuff after the last time I woke her up. Sigh.

Joey: Think you'll be giving Peanut another lesson soon?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:25 pm

Joey: So long as he doesn’t do any tracing, I’m all for it.

Hey Squeak, have you spent any more time with Spo?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:32 pm

Squeak: "Well, after Spo invited me to the Yarn Ball, we've kinda been on break."

Rock, buddy, what's the next great television program scheduled for Milton Studios Productions?"

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 7:22 pm

Rock: I’m thinking of doing a soap opera about the goings on of a canine club. Or maybe a crime drama about our K9s

Hey Mungo, how is the therapy dog a work going?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 11:13 pm

Mungo: Really good! I've been getting a bald spot from all the petting!

Ink: Have you considered dating Falstaff or Truck?

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Wed Oct 23, 2019 1:18 pm

Ink: So long as our relationship is blessed under the watchful eye of the Opener of Ways I'm willing

Joey: So aside from D&D how many roleplaying games have you played, what are your favs

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:50 pm

Joey: my favs? Any that don't involve Lester. BUT DON'T TELL HIM!

Natalie: How do you feel about Miles becoming a teacher?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 4:00 pm

Natalie: He's wasting his talents! He could have been a police officer! Like my Mungo...

Grape: Why don't you just lock the door to your room when you want to nap so Peanut doesn't bother you?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:41 pm

Grape: Mom doesn’t want us to lock our doors, and Peanut would just bang on the door and yell, waking me up anyway. Plus, I like to nap on the couch.

Yo Gale, how is Pueblo doing?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am

Gale: he's adjusting Pretty well … we did have one conversation with his gym teacher about his using netted goals in soccer, volleyball, and tennis to entrap teammates.

Cory: Have you thought up any schemes to take advantage of all these transformations that are going on in Babylon Gardens?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:55 am

Cory: Scheme? What are you talking about? My name is... John Smith. I'm an accountant from Milwaukee.

Truck: Have you ever eaten something that didn't agree with you?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:05 pm

Truck: Well, there was that one snake that was particularly nasty to me, but...Oh, you mean made me sick. Hmm. Nope, can't think of anything. The secret is using mint.

Jessica, how do you put up with Falstaff's schemes?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:09 pm

Jessica: Keep up? Why bother? It's easier just to clean up the mess and bandage his wounds when he's done.

Lucretia: How go the Thanksgiving plans?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:07 pm

Lucretia: Well, I'm not gonna run out of pumpkin pies thanks to Halloween.

Say, um, you don't have anything to do with these transformations goin' on lately, Delusional Steve?