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Piccolo likes to throw fish through windows.

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My dog (Goku) likes the taste of XBox.

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the torrid Affair became disastrous when they introduced a lemon.

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We're not completely sure how the dolphin got stuck in the tree, but we think it might have something to do with that weather balloon that's gone missing.

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My abrasive laptop wont stop making a digital picture of a sandwich!

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The rampaging girl scout delivered delicious cookies into everyone's mailbox.

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the psychopathic GLADOS created a portal to Midgar.

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the cat wearing the halo had no idea what roomba meant

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We went to a Breaking Benjamin show where they opened with the song firefly, while wearing a "insert name here" sticker.

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the Doberman crashed the Lamborghini Jamboree. roomba is a vacuum robot

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Pete died after deciding to dance through an open 30th-story window.

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the evil surgeon made an incision in the patient's scalp, removed his skull, and proceeded to use it like a tambourine.

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Crash Bandicoot was covered in bandages because I hit him with a banjo.

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Due to the amazing style of Alvin and the chipmunks all the fan-girls were crushing me at the latest concert.

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I yelled "YAHTZEE!!" in order to discombobulate the man from Moscow.

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A mattress made from a lamp's ashes.

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The supermatic robots have hydromatic cannons that shoot ultramatic rays.

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hannibal decided to counter the greeks by riding an elephant fast like the wind.

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Ice cube was using improvization to make a new dance vid that took place by a fireplace.
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my turtle and my pony are declaring war against godzilla

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Why is filling out paper work so hard when you have the tourette syndrome?

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Kellogs looked out of place in the definition for fashion in the dictionary.

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balloon, baboon and Saskatoon all end with oon.

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After I ate a butterfinger, I got goo on my nail.

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While having a strife with himself,the super-spy absconded into the night with the secret plans to steal the cake.

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The dragon needed stitches after getting a paper cut from an envelope.

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The police were flustered when they found the pumpkin thief's signature happy face button, upon which had been placed a tracking device, had been abandoned in an alley, and the pumpkin market across town was robbed without warning.

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I limped to the Transnational House of Pancakes.

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Rick should draw Pikachu as he draw Tiger

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The other day, I saw Lady Gaga in a cinema, watching a pony movie called Highway Unicorn while eating a lot of popcorn...

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yesterday i throwed a bottle to the bathroom door, only because the radio guy said that.

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I feel so zen while petting my cat's furry foot.

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Behind the door being held by 1 orange door-hinge, is a very comfy bed.

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Folklore is drinking Japanese Slurpee!

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I drew a blue hamster in my notebook.

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ghost kitty ate twitters
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Brent Macgyver went to a party

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evil computer gave Otaku boy a lemon cake

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I was using my jostick to play a game until my phone rang and I had to turn off my speaker.

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I was smoking trees while using Skype until sawdust went into my eye.

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