Sentence Jam III

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Re: Sentence Jam III

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What most people don't know about Socrates was that the real reason he was executed was due to questioning the efficacy of using donuts as a therapeutic device, Plato's book Golgias talks about it and how the Greeks didn't like that so they forced him to eat donuts laced with hemlock. Clearly Socrates was a horrible person.
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Re: Sentence Jam III

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A patent may elapse, but the sculpture of a tomato can never be rotted.

Caterpillars.

Windmill.

Cartography.

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I have no idea how cartography could help getting the caterpillars off the windmill.

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Okay, using sugar canes as an improvised splint on his broken leg was clever, but what's with all the LEDs?

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Ten ton Gobstoppers provide and exceptional challenge to elephants being piloted by blind ferrets
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Need three new words to "jam" , Sil.

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ARGH, why is it so hard to remember rules.

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Don't give me that valley girl act, you are going to explain RIGHT NOW how you managed to get the entire Las Vegas strip up on top of a mesa.

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Although beard eggs milk squick could be found on the grocery list, the cloudcookoolander was right in warning that the omission of ramen led to the infamous noodle incident in the high school cafeteria.

Moldova.

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I don't think any brontosaurus would care about Moldova or Yakimandu


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While confined to cabin for seasickness, the Steward enjoyed a stupendous recovery channeling Stumpt programming.


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How much spaghetti would there be in a galaxy filled with crows?

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Murphy Joel uses the hulk of an old limousine as a barbeque roaster.

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