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Sentence Jam III

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:44 pm
by Anthroguy101
Here's how it works: somebody has three words or phrases, and you use it in a sentence. Then you put up another three words.

I'll start:

Housepets!

Rick Griffin
webcomic

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:09 pm
by redmarker97
Housepets! is a webcomic by Rick Griffin.


AH-64D
Weaponized
Railgun

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:39 pm
by Sleet
The AH-64D is a weaponized helicopter that is unlikely to be able to hold an early railgun.

Tantalum
Autodefenestrated
Sparkling

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:08 pm
by Z-Zman
Tantalum Autodefenestrated Sparkling are 3 funny sounding words

Fire
Peanuts
Cinderella

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:33 pm
by Shake
I somehow doubt Cinderella would appreciate a gift of peanuts that are on fire.

Conifer
Banana
Steamroller

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:35 pm
by Z-Zman
the weird conifer tree grew bananas before getting run over by a steamroller

Chicken
Moon
Smart Car

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:30 am
by Dissension
I beat a chicken to the moon because it insisted on driving its Smart Car.

Laser
Battleship
Opossum

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:47 am
by Sleet
Ready the lasers; someone let an opossum on the battleship!

Totally
Z-Zman
Cheated

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:49 am
by Blue Braixen
I think Sleet cheated by trying to get me to write a sentence about Z-Zman.

Faint
Light
Superman

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:15 am
by Dissension
There was a blinding flash of light and I thought I might faint when I heard someone shout "Holy crap, Superman, that whale just exploded!"

Birds
Escalator
Music

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:19 am
by copper
I escaped the birds music by using the down escalator.


Eyes
Fire
sunscreen

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:57 am
by Z-Zman
my eyes are on fire because i forgot the sunscreen.

Scary
Holy
Butter

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:58 am
by YingBlanc
Holy Butter Z-Zman, that's scary!!!! :lol:

Rock
Head
Blind

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:35 am
by redmarker97
Blind Guardian isn't a Rock band, its a headbanging' Power Metal band.


Crysis
Middle east
New York

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:28 pm
by Anthroguy101
A guy on a news site told me there was a "crysis in new york" and that America was becoming the middle east, but because he couldn't spell crisis I knew that person had zero credibility.

Soda
Tea
Juice

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:33 pm
by Z-Zman
Do you want soda, tea or juice?

Money
But
Cash

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:44 pm
by Shake
I have lots of money but it's all cash and the authorities are suspicious about that sort of thing.

Space shuttle
Heatwave
Ice cream

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:47 pm
by Z-Zman
the space shuttle made a heatwave in the atmosphere and all the ice cream started melting

Fox
Fox News
Ghosts

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:49 pm
by Shake
Fox News had a special on fox ghosts and it wasn't a self-referential thing.

Diesel
Microchip
Katana

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:51 pm
by Z-Zman
i can not put the words diesel, microchip, or katana in a sentence 8-)

Sword
Bloody
PG - 13 rating

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:05 pm
by Dissension
The pictures of injuries inflicted with a sword were so bloody and gore-filled that they violated the PG-13 rating and Dylan banned the poster.

box
Charleston
masquerade

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:08 pm
by Z-Zman
(i really didn't expect you Diss to do the last one)
the box did the Charleston at the masquerade

X-rays
lasers
Titanic

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:10 pm
by redmarker97
Conspiracy theorists think the Titanic was sunk by powerful X-Rays that killed the crew, and lasers that burst the hull. All fired by aliens from mars.

SMART Car
Dumptruck
Boulders

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:12 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
I kept getting beaten, so this is no longer a valid post.
but i'll keep my word list
geeks
shark
piano

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:13 pm
by Dissension
My Mitsubishi Fuso dump truck can hold a SMART Car and several large boulders; those SMART Cars are really tiny.

Additionally, my piano-playing makes geeks tremble in fear at the thought of a gun-toting shark.

British
explosion
Crazy Horse

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:16 pm
by redmarker97
The British guy riding a 'Crazy' Horse rode through the explosion of a T-90 on a USAF A-10 target range.

Dissension wrote:gun-toting shark.
...MOTHER OF GOD.

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:16 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
Crazy Horse caused an explosion in a British city.

pants
sky
fish

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:25 pm
by Dissension
I rarely wear pants while gazing into the sky, eating fish.

tragedy
retribution
kumquat

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:28 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
the tragedy of the Kumquat caused the man to seek retribution.


stars
college
casino

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:07 am
by YingBlanc
so let me get this straight the starts told you to convert the collage into a casino???

Jedward
losing
Stig

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:25 pm
by Anthroguy101
Jedward is losing because the whole thing was written by someone with a stig.

train
vacation
Minnesota

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:37 pm
by Dissension
Horrific breaking news leads our coverage tonight as the entire population of Minnesota has died following a Vacation Land train derailment.

officers
nibbling
pinata

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 12:45 pm
by Anthroguy101
Dissension wrote:Horrific breaking news leads our coverage tonight as the entire population of Minnesota has died following a Vacation Land train derailment.
DX NOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!

The Vacation Land officers were nibbling on their donuts, until they were attacked by a possessed Pinata for derailing a train.

computer
outside
2000

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:54 pm
by Z-Zman
there are 2000 robots trying to destroy a computer outside.

Fire
Pacman
C3PO

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:07 pm
by YingBlanc
C3PO played so much Pacman that his joints set on fire.

Elvis
Scouting
Bond

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:09 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
Elvis went scouting for a woman with whom he could share a meaningful bond.

horse
clock
accordion

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:19 pm
by Dissension
I was having a good time till I ran into a clock and my horse became an accordion.

smile
supernova
lime

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:20 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
I will smile as the supernova destroys every last lime

evil
narwhal
euphonium

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:39 pm
by ShadowMew295
The evil narwhal blew up the world with euphonium.

Len Kagamine (a name)
Banana
School

Re: Sentence Jam III

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:10 pm
by Anthroguy101
Len Kagamine took a banana to school, but didn't eat it so she threw it away.

piccolo
fish
windows