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Posted: **Fri May 31, 2019 2:38 pm**

"Look, that's what I'm here for! Obviously you're too darn incompetent, otherwise you would've done it already!"

Posted: **Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:50 pm**

"Maybe I wouldn't have take care of the Hero if you two hadn't bobbled everything up and gotten chucked into the slammer, Brenda," sneered the villain.

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:38 am**

"No, you still would've screwed up without me, I mean look, he's getting away!" Brenda screamed.

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:07 am**

Oh, man, and he mustuv heard everything!!" screamed Xavier.

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:55 am**

"Probably a good thing that we're chasing him down then!"

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:56 pm**

"Quicker than any villain is a true hero," called the Hero over his shoulder.

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:09 pm**

"Really?" asked the villain. "I don't believe you!"

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:29 pm**

"Stop him!" cried Keith. "He's got my machine!"

Posted: **Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:26 pm**

"Trying, boss!" shouted Keith. "I'm trying!"

Posted: **Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:00 pm**

"Underhanded sneak," cried Brenda, shaking her fist at the Hero. "That's soooo villainous!"

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:41 pm**

"Villainous?" the hero cried aghast. "I am the hero. I don't do villainous."

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:50 pm**

"You won't get away with this humiliation, Hero!", bellowed the Villain, Brenda, Xavier, and the Lackey, all snarling together and shaking their fists.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2019 9:30 pm**

“Zip zoom, you’ll never catch me!” The hero said as he sped away from the villains

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:45 am**

And so, once again, our Hero triumphed over evil, ineptitude, and minor criminal communal frivolities.

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2019 3:29 pm**

But our hero knew that he must never become complacent, because the villains would be back.

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:51 pm**

Chapter two, then, or wanna start something else?

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:55 am**

Definitely seems like a good idea to me.

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:32 pm**

Everyone ready?

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:40 am**

For sure!

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:05 am**

"Gotta find another way to defeat Hero" muttered the Villain, cursing his bad luck and bumbling associates.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:27 pm**

"Hero," Brenda snarled, "I'll get you some day!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:07 pm**

"If only Hero had some secret vulnerability" lamented Xavier, "like, you know, kryptonite or somethin'?"

Posted: **Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:10 am**

“Just keep studying the videos of Hero, we’ll find a weakness eventually.” Brenda said staring at the TV

Posted: **Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:56 pm**

Keith snapped his fingers, looking suddenly inspired.

Posted: **Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:45 pm**

“Look,” he said “ see how he avoids the milk that Xavier spilled, he doesn’t just avoid it he shrinks back.”

Posted: **Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:07 pm**

"Maybe he just don't like puddles...." Lackey interjected, not quite getting Keith's point.

Posted: **Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:43 pm**

“No, he walked straight through those rain puddles outside, and he didn’t care about the spilled water on the table.I think he might be allergic to milk.” Brenda said watching the video

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:58 am**

"Or cows," Xavier brightened up. "Yeah, his weakness is, like, Holsteins!"

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:16 am**

"Possibly...," Lackey muttered. "Probably Herefords instead."

Posted: **Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:44 pm**

“Quiet all of you!” shouted the Villain “Hero is obviously afraid of cows!”

Posted: **Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:16 am**

"Really is hard for evil people to get good help these days" sighed Brenda, shaking her head.

Posted: **Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:21 pm**

"Sure is, Brenda!" Lackey shouted.

Posted: **Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:00 pm**

"Toro, toro. toro!" interrupted Xavier, pulling a roped behind him with a placid-faced Jersey cow at the other end.

Posted: **Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:16 pm**

"Um, Lackey, what the hey are you doing?" Brenda asked, sighing though her hand. "You're going to get hurt..."

Posted: **Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:31 pm**

"Villain said Hero's scared of cows so me and Xavier got you guys a cow to scare him with," replied Lackey, his tone implying that Brenda should have figured that out herself.

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:49 pm**

"Well, isn't that just wonderful, Lackey," Brenda sneered, "you don't need to rub it in."

Posted: **Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:48 am**

"Xavier and me was gonna call her "Xena" `cause she'll be our champion against Hero," replied Lackey, oblivious to Brenda's sarcasm.

Posted: **Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:50 pm**

"Yeah, right," Brenda said, unawares that Lackey still wasn't listening.

Posted: **Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:05 am**

Zaappp!! Now we'll have to start all over.

Posted: **Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:39 pm**

All over?

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