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"X marks my exit! So long, pinhead!" bellowed the knave.

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"Yoo-hoo!" shouted the knave as he fled. "So long, suckers!"
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Zipping off in their separate directions, the two enemies resolve to meet again and finish their business once and for all.

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And that's the end, folks!
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Better start over.
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Can we do it?
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Deep in the forest, the villain plotted revenge...and drank grape Kool-Aid.

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Even though his mind was addled from all the sugar, he knew he could win!
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"Finally!" he exalted to himself.

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"Great, now the darn hero won't be able to beat me!" he muttered.
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"Hey, boss," said his lackey, walking in with fresh coffee. "You still plottin' revenge?"

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"I'm not sure, honestly, so what do you think?"
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“Jumping jelly beans! What’s that?”
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“Keith, sir, that’s Keith. He’s doing a study of equipment and methods see if our overall evilness can be improved.”
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"Looks like he's got some sort of Geiger counter there," the Villain commented gruffly. "Does he know what he's doing, Klugly?"

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“My sources say he is the best in the business. He increased Swami Nasty’s overall evilness by thirteen percent.”
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"No, I want it higher. Higher I say."
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"Oh, but can we manage it?"
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"Perhaps, Lackey, this is not such a bad idea ......" the villain muttered approvingly.

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“Quiet. Let me think,” the villain continued.
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“Right boss, I’ll be in my quarters if you need me.” His lackey said
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"Sooooo, if this ingenious contraption can increase badness output, might it also be programmed to diminish heroics in a hero?", the diabolical knave reflected.

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"True, it probably could," shouted the lackey, overhearing the knave as he went to his quarters.
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"Using it as a weapon, then, just might work," smiled the villain wickedly as the thought of enfeebling the Hero danced through his fetid brain...

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"Very true," muttered the lackey. "Totally true, boss."
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“Well I’m finished. If you follow the recommendations I have set forth here your overall evilness should increase by twenty percent at least. And yes you can use this as a weapon to decrease your opponent’s goodness.” Keith said as he packed up his gear.
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Xavier, another one of the lackeys, decided that he'd help his boss out, and well, it didn't go well.
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"You were warned," Keith stormed at the Villain and his lackey. "Touching my equipment is extremely dangerous if you ignore handling protocols!" He was highly displeased to say the least.

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“Zoinks! Xavier apologize to the man, I need that evilness upgrade.” The villain ordered
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"Additional treatments are possible but should be delayed until possible side effects have been diagnosed," explained Keith.

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"But we don't have time to delay!"
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"Could be really risky." Keith warned, scowling with concern.

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"Don't know about that, it could work out just fine."
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"Exactly, boss," said Xavier and the Lackey together with surprising enthusiasm.

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"Fine then, since both of you are in agreement," the villain said, "let's do it!"
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"Gotta choose," warned Keith "Increased wickedness or diminishing the goodness of that crumb-bum, the Hero." (At mention of "the Hero", Lackey and Xavier boo in a course and loutish fashion appropriate to their low-brow characters.)

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"Hey, look, another villain!" Keith said, pointing. "Look!"
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"I can't believe it", cried the villain, "It's Brenda Brutalissimus and her lackey, Doofus! I thought Hero threw you two in jail..."

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“Join the club.”
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"Kidnap the Hero, Brenda" exclaimed the villain. "That's what this evil team is gonna do!"

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