The Vending Machine Game!

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out comes a dark chocolate Mole. I'm not sure how it tastes.

In goes a box of old star wars lore.

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You get a heckin epic keanu chungus chonker wholesome 100 Baby Yoda plush

I insert these boots made for walkin'

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Out comes boots that are gonna walk all over you.

In goes a screen play for "Dogs in L.A.: A Bino story"

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Out comes a stack of brochures for pet cemetery plots...

In goes an LP for "Oklahoma".

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Out comes a usb with the album in higher definition formatting.

In goes a can of compressed air.

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Out comes a frighteningly big balloon.

In goes a starship ready for combat.

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Out comes dallas, asking if you'd like to take to the stars with him for a bit.

In goes a pair or ear rings.

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Out comes molten silver

In goes a whole bunch of D&D hand books

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Out comes a pack of small komodo lizards wearing reading glasses.

In goes several pairs of ski poles.

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out comes one really long ski pole.

in goes a state quarter map completely filled in.

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You get a check for $12.50. Doesn't have the same value, does it?

In goes a vintage board game.

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Out comes the same board game but now its digital and on USB.

In goes some hot salsa

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Out comes a map of Tabasco province.

In a set of matching potholders and dish towels.

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out comes a meal that was cooked in that pot and served safely with those towels. Maybe its gumbo or something.

In goes a candid picture of bino eating.

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You get a joey- the roo kind. He's polite though, not 'roo'd.

I insert Diss.
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You get Dissed. That was kinda rude~. the machine feels bad though and also spits out a shine half dollar coin. Oh boy.

I put in one of those old time bicycles.

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You get a waxed moustache, a straw hat, and a collection of 1920s music sheets.

In goes a Zagnut.

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Out comes something from Hershey made this century.

In goes a duvet cover

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Out comes a container of Lemon Pledge and a tambourine.

In goes an accordion.
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Out comes a A-chord and an ion.

I insert a leaf of ivy from Wrigley Field.
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You get a gum wrapper autographed by Sammy Sosa (KEEP IT!!!!).

So in goes a bag of walnuts.

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Out comes Harry Caray, singing 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame.'

In goes the Bartman ball.
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Out comes a large can of Old Style Beer and a Chicago hot dog.

I insert a package of Mentos.
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... annnnnnd here's Speedy Alka-Seltzer. And a couple of bottles of Pepto-Bismol.

Now, then ... let's drop in a few baseball gloves. They're not gonna get used this year anyways....

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You get a collection of Garden Weasels.

In goes a pallet of Newman’s Own Creamy Caesar Salad Dressing and 16 packages of Pepperidge Farm Croutons.
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Out comes a police officer investigating a missing HGV laiden with freshly made pallets. He has a crouton for a notebook and is writing in it with salad dressing.

In goes the evidence...
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Out comes a very small buffet table with a not unsurprisingly limited selection.

In goes a box of cheerios.

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Out comes a bowl of fruit loops.

In goes the Unitied Nations headquarters.
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out comes a festive bowl of united nations . . unn . .quarters. They're collectables. A quarter with every nation!

In goes a folding chair and a wig.

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Out comes a country cellist wearing dungarees, clodhoppers, and the wig and playing Vivaldi in a bluegrass style.


And we drop in a watermelon.

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Out comes the same watermelon.

In goes lost expectations.
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Out comes haunting disappointments ... and some snark.


In goes tractor tires.

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Out comes a traffic jam.

In goes a calculator that's always wrong.

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Out comes an accountant with questionable morals.

In goes the vending machine itself.
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Out comes a conundrum. And some drum sticks.


In goes the national tax code of Hungary.

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Out comes your tab from Hungry Joe's. There was a translation error.

In goes the mind's eye.

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Out comes a mental block.

In goes a pair of roller skates.

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You get Oklahoma Sooners tickets. Don't ask why, you'll find out sooner or later.

I insert a K key from a ThinkPad.
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You get "K" from Men in Black ... if he holds up a fountain pen, DON'T LOOK AT IT !!!

In goes a wheelbarrow.

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Out comes a borrowed wheel.

In go Clay and Reed.
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