The Vending Machine Game!

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You get nothing.

I insert edamame.
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You get a cursed ring that makes the money you earn appear to your left.

I insert the penny I grabbed from your new money stack.

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Out comes … a nickle? Oh, well, pretty good rate of interest.

In goes a mole.

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out goes a hole

in goes a jar of honey roasted peanut butter

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Out comes the Bee movie. Welcome to hell.

In goes a wish coin, Mercury, mercury, gyold, sulfur, and a time machine I got from myself.

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Out comes a large pocket watch of various metallic hues attached to an annoyed white rabbit.


In goes a Nash Rambler with no seat cushions.

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Out comes a notice for your warranty.

In goes a turkey. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Out comes a truckload of cranberries and, for some reason, a pecan pie.

In goes a ratty old wallet.

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Out comes Mickey Mouse wearing cat ears.

In goes a ninth grade math textbook.

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Out you come.

I stuff you back in.
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Out comes me curled into the fetal position after seeing the horrors inside of there.

I put in a soft drink of your choice and my bottle cap collection.

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Out come the effects of Coca cola on the teeth.

I put in my homework.
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You get two hall passes and a note to report to the principal's office.

In goes a bucket of oatmeal.

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Out comes a shoe box filled to the brim with oatmeal.

In goes my wasted time.
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Out comes time spent and some loose change.

In goes a tank full of seahorses.

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Out comes your final paper on horses with a red C on in.

I insert Lois.
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You get... your face clawed off (bobcats are vicious!)

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You get my horrified screams.

I insert that banana that was duct-taped to a wall

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You get nothin' … the machine is jammed.

So, let's try this. In goes a rhesus monkey and a blow torch.

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You get a monkey that is warm to the touch, especially when scratched behind the ears.

I insert a christmas ornament.

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You several hand-cut snow flake decorations and a sack of ground up fruit cake. Your spring vegetable garden's gonna turn out great!!

Let's try a used copy of A Charlie Brown Christmas.

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Take cover, you've got the Red Baron firing in your direction!

I insert a semi truck

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Nope. Not again. avoids semi truck

I insert a new decade.
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Out comes hope that this will be a good 10 years.

I insert a new profile picture.
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And out comes a picture of Kitsune.

I insert some sugar
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… and the medicine goes down, the medicine goes down.

Let's insert some weatherized window panes.

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Out comes some perfectly clean, dry, broken glass.

I insert my backpack
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You get your pack back.

Let's try a box of Cheerios.

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You receive some heart shapes(maybe)!

I insert a Peanut X Joey fanfiction.
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Out comes an adorably nerdy couple arguing for several hours over very specific rules sets.


I insert twenty dollars worth of toy army men.

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Out comes an invasion force.

I insert a Sherman tank.
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Out comes a letter from someone very interested in buy that tank for top dollar.

I insert plastic glow in the dark stars

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Out comes the U.S.S. Enterprise.

In goes Deep Space Nine.
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Out comes a critically successful and evidently beloved series.

In goes a copy of T.H.U.G. 2

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Out comes something I've never heard of.

In goes a fedora, a bullwhip, and a golden idol.
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Out comes Peanut with a bag over his head, a ball of yarn, and a wad of yellow construction paper.

I insert your least favorite school portrait.

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Out comes Peanut with a really goof imaginate session, and just enough changes to avoid copyright.

In goes a moogle

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Out comes the Harry Potter theme tune. VERY LOUD.

I insert a batarang.
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Out comes a Batsuit. unfortunately its the one with from batman forever.

I put in a keyblade

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Out comes a locksword.

I insert a CrystalTab9000tm.
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