The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get yourself back, somehow.

I insert a bottle of sunscreen.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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You get 20, 000 Tan M&M candies. (Alright, how the heck did you do that !?)

So, as long as we're shoveling up candy, let's see what we get putting a coal shovel into the machine...

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You get coal in a stocking.

I insert an emoji.
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you get the emoji movie, and no returns

I insert cactus juice
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You get a prickly (and by that I mean angry) pear.

I insert literary devices.
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You get a sack of typewriter keys.

In goes a walrus.

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You get a DVD of The Best of Tennessee Tuxedo.

In goes a bottle of Hawaiian Punch.
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Out comes Dwayne Johnson.

In goes Ponbon!
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out comes PunPun the infinity-paladin.

i insert Michael bay's severed head.
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Out comes Wade Watts.

In he goes again!
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Out comes Reddy Kilowatt … and an old, battered toaster.

We could try the toaster. Yeah, let's do that.

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You get an English Muffin and stick of butter or margarine.

In goes a salad spinner.
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Out comes a Ronco Turnip Twaddler.

In goes a book of Bloom County strips.
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Out comes six books of "Bone" and some 1950s "Li'l Abner" Sunday strips....

In goes a tuba.

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You get a sousaphone.

In goes a menu for a pizzeria.
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out comes 12 extra larges of varying types. careful they're hot.

in goes the stupid grape.
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Out comes … whoa, nice avatar Buster! Even I like that one. oh … um … a thimble full of grape marmalade.

In goes an old tricycle.

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You get wheels. I don't know what kind, they're all different.

I insert my sanity.
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you get sucked into the machine for failing to insert anything. (you wouldn't be here if you had any of that)

I insert Moe Howard
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You get a huge stack of real estate brochures (Moe was a pretty cagey land investor!).

So in goes a biography of L. Ron Hubbard (illustrated).

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out comes a sheet of paper detailing his worthwhile contributions to humanity. it's blank. (seriously that Cultist deserves to be forgotten.)

in goes 53kg of mayonase, a frog, a bent spatula, and ten randomly selected pages from lord of the rings.
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Out comes Spongebob, and in he goes again because that's a horrible show.
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Out comes Bob Denver because he used to be SpongeBob.....

In goes a bucket of flounders.

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You get Plankton.

In goes Miller Park.
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Out comes MacArthur Park. There's a cake somewhere, too, right?

In goes a Flexible Flyer sled.

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Out comes medical bills with 'the cake is a lie' written on them.

I insert Javert.
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You get Jerry Orbach singing "Mac the Knife" in French basal profundo.

In goes a bucket of kalamari olives.

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out comes an over-loaded Kaminari Denki. or as i like to call him, Human Pichu.
(yes i know, the popular comparison is pikachu, not pichu, but pikachu doesn't have a tendency towards zapping himself silly, pichu does.)

speaking of which, in goes a pichu.
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You get Deadpool.

I insert NHWeston.
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you get a prosthetic nose.

which is going right back in that thing is creepy.
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Which gets you a bucket of Botox and a used nasal dispenser. That's disturbing...

In goes a couple of Asterix the Gaul paperbacks.

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Out come the Huns.

In goes Michael Mell.
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since the vending machine does not register it, it starts acting weird and spews out:
  • 52 cats,
  • the first 6 phases of the cursed wave
  • 13,000,000,000 bags of goldfish
  • and 1 piece of broccoli
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You get the anime version of Machinedramon.

I insert Gabumon.
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You get Tailmon.

I insert Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway.
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You get Wimpy and all the gang from Thimble Theatre.

Let's try an artificially flavored soft drink.

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Out comes Innis, the Mirage of Deceit
I insert a full 60 card deck of .hack//ENEMY along with Mia (AIDA disguised as a cat, not the cat that was the 6th phase nor any other person, fictional or real, named Mia)
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You get all of the .Hack anime.

I insert incessant meowing.
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You unleash a cavalcade of neurotic love-deprived kittens. (Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…. )

Let's throw some old tractor tires in.

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You get old dirt and an overwhelming number of wheat seeds

I insert the original iPhone

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