The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a Donkey Kong strategy guide from 1994 and a jar of mayonnaise.

I insert a jar of blackberry preserves.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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You get a nature preserve and black bears.

I insert a dial-up modem.
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You get subjected to an unconscionable amount of mockery and derision.

I insert two borzois, and Irish wolfhound, and a Beatle.

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You get a fish
I have escaped the machine and I throw all my OC's inside
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You get Mary Sues and Gary Lous.

I shove them back in.
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You get a synthesizer and a jar of olives.

I insert a bottle of olive oil.
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You get a bucket of hummus.

Let's see what we get from a zebra.

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you get a fully grown Ace Milton.

I insert a plothole.
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You get Plothole Filling^Tm
I insert all 36 books of the first six warrior cats sub-series's
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You get The Color Kittens with a lot of attitude.

You drop in sixteen candles.

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You get a CD of The Crests greatest Hits and a Molly Ringwald DVD.

I insert a box of cake mix.
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you get a self aware canine web comic character with a bad cake pun for a name.
who then immediately asks for directions back to the bar she works at.

i insert a dozen POTIONS.
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You get a receipt for the potions and a book of spells and curses.

I insert a bottle of linseed oil.
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You get polished - EVERYTHING polished....

Let's see what we get when we put in a few horseshoe crabs.

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You get crabby horses and lots of shoes.

I insert a paradox.
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you get a black hole

I insert a complex math problem

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You get a complex about math.

I drop in a copy of "The Number Game" by Louie the Bookie.

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You get a book about St. Louis.

I insert the Brewers.
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You get two tickets to tour the YingLing facility.

So, in goes a python.

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You get a field guide to Asian reptiles and package of trail mix.

In goes a trombone.
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Out goes a music sheet for the trombone.

And in goes EVERYTHING IN EXISTANCE, TWICE!
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You get the entire universe crashing

I insert an older version of myself

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You get yourself, because you're now your own grandpa.

I put a furry in.
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You get a fursuit of said character

I insert a hairless cat

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You get a Woolrich catalogue, feline version.

down the chute go four Hostess Twinkies and a Diet Coke.

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you get $4.75

i insert the 'insert here' slot into itself.
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You get an infinite loop

I insert a portal gun

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you get told to 'FFFFFFLING YOURSELF'
I insert an aerial faith plate
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You get the Halos, and by that I mean the baseball team.

I insert recursion.
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You get two aspirin and a barely legible note for your Doctor telling you to call in the morning...

In goes a salamander.

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You get a frog and a newt.

I insert a bag of corn chips.
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You get a packet of foot bandages.

Let's put in a bottle of ketchup.

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You get homework to catch up on.
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Yum?

Well, then, let's just stuff that homework back into the machine. Oh, and some Cliff Notes to go with it.

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you get a familiar looking empty ketchup bottle

i stuff lunar fox into the slot for forgetting to insert something earlier.
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You get a Cubs hat and a picture of Wrigley Field.

I insert a beach towel.
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You get sunburn because you inherited my forgetfulness.

I stuff myself in.
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