The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a Rainbow bean.....actually that sounds cool

I insert a derpy oreo
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You get five Hydrox cookies and a glass of buttermilk.

In goes a baboon. With an electronic Monopoly game. And a beach ball.

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Out come some animal crackers! In goes cotton candy!
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You get candy that looks like cotton.

In goes a Wendy's drink with a mixture of all drinks from the place.
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Out comes a Hazmat-suited SWAT team in hyper-vigilance mode....

Asphalt … let's try a dumptruck load of asphalt.

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You get the San Andreas Fault plus a burro or two. I insert the user below me!
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Goshdurnnit, last time somebody did this to me, I lost my pants in the machine!

Oh ... Um ... you got a pair of torn jeans ... there might be half a PayDay bar in the left back pocket ...


Alright, in goes a flock of flamingos....

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Out comes a flamingo themed metal gear.

in goes every shirt NHWestoN has ever or will ever own.
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You get a closet.

I insert Bino and Peanut
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You get two bedraggled looking dogs.

I insert a cheeseburger.
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You get a cheesy burger patty. There is no bread.

I insert a zubat.
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You get a baseball and a batboy. I insert a quarter.
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At the time you used it, the vending machine was out of order, so take your quarter and try again later.

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You get a Klondike bar. I insert awful fanfiction.
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you get a dramatic reading of it on you tube.

i insert NHWestoN.
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You get yourself. I insert a Mary Sue.
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You get Dameon Wayne
Quick, give me that so I can stuff that monstrosity back in the vending machine!
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You also get Dameon Wayne, now slightly disgruntled.

We insert NHWestoN in the hopes of creating a clone army.
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you get fifty two and one half dozen clones of Hawkfang42
And in goes one of my clones
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You get clones of your clone. I insert night-vision goggles.
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You get a major migraine and - for some reason - a small flock of grumpy owls.... Who stocks this thing?

Okay, in goes an old Flexible Flyer sled.

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You get a concussion when your old sled breaks! I insert a vending machine.
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ERROR: 404 NOT FOUND- Oh wait, here it is. I insert 404
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You get a spray bottle of 409. Wonder where the other 5 points came from?

In goes a praying mantis.

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Out comes a mantel and a prayer book. In goes a quarter.
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you get buried under every strange thing that's been shoved into the machine so far.

i insert world peace.
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You get a proclamation saying that that's impossible, flown to you by a dove.
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I stuff you into the machine before the lack of offering offends it again.
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You get a stick.
In goes Glossaric from Star Vs the Forces of Evil
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You get a large book with "Don't Panic" in friendly letters on the cover.

I insert Spike. (the perpetually grumpy blond vampire, not the diminuitive dragon)
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Out comes a Log Horizon vampire
In goes Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier.
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Out comes one of Napoleon's soldiers that froze in the Russian winter. I insert you.
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Seriously, why? You get all of the forumites that haven't been online in a while
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You get a rabbit. I insert myself.
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since you're not here, we get a lightly used aluminum bat.

having re-spawned, i grab hackle from the pile of afk users it spat out and insert him.
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You get a bat (the mammal kind) as well as a dented can.

I insert an emoji.
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You get a signed letter by sony thanking you for the movie idea

I insert 7,601 wheels of cheese (don't ask)

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You get 3,800 very poorly engineered bicycles, a sack of camembert, and a pirated Sony DVD.

I insert a greeting card saying "Hi, Gael, Howryah!" with insufficient postage.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a card with "Good...also how the heck did I get in here please help"

I somehow get out and insert a complaint

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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the vending machine rumbles, disappears, and leaves a note that says: Nope.
And then it appears in front of me and eats me
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