The Vending Machine Game!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Feb 02, 2020 3:09 pm

You get a mysterious and slightly sinister stranger.

Let's drop in some tricycle wheels.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:26 pm

you get a fantastic way to cruise through the neighborhood. Probably more so for King and Tarot.

I put in a mango smoothie.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:56 pm

You get a powerful dosage of tropic aesthetic vibes.

I insert a cup of cheese dip.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:45 pm

you get out a very delicious plate of nachos.

I put in a carton of grape juice

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:06 pm

You get a serious case of the "Purples".

In goes an old Monopoly board game.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:28 pm

you get a letter that says everyone who played with you is no longer your friend. . .aww.

I put in a glow in the dark twister game.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:52 pm

JayBarker wrote:you get a letter that says everyone who played with you is no longer your friend. . .aww. [Yeah - I outlived `em all!!]

I put in a glow in the dark twister game.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:54 pm

You get a faulty chandelier and a huge utility bill.

What happens if we send that bill back down the slot?

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sun Feb 09, 2020 8:23 pm

You get the bill back, however it has a lot of lovely scribbles in pink ink.

I put in a business card for FastBees inc.

WingedTheta · Post by **WingedTheta** » Mon Feb 10, 2020 3:06 pm

Honey starts to drip from the dispenser.
What if we shoved a bag of holding in the thing.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:54 pm

You get "a grasp on things".

We could try a truck load of day-old snow plowings.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:14 pm

you get some pet selling snowcones with "a surprise in every bite"

I wanna put in a fancy tuxedo.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:12 pm

Jeeves !!?

Clothing, huh? Okay, in goes a whole bag of clip-on bow ties.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:05 pm

You get a script that says "Too many bonds(super spy), the spies who have golden octo-paws" by PBS.

I put in a false mustache.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:23 pm

You get a "Cease and Desist" order from the estate of Groucho Marx,

So let's drop in a zebra.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Wed Feb 12, 2020 10:13 pm

You get an angry but professionally written letter from said zebra.

I put in a bunch of crabs.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:17 pm

You get Old Bay seasoning and a raffle ticket for a trip to Manitoba.

I insert a jar of moisturizer.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:49 pm

We get … mold spores … eeeegh.

Okay, let's dump a sack of coffee grounds in.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:29 am

You get King. He's shaking, and he appears to be hyperactive.

Lets put in a Starfleet uniform.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:40 pm

Out pops dallas. Complaining that you've almost thrown away one of his better outfits.

I toss in a very fast RC car and controller.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:12 pm

(Sorry about that, Dallas)
Out comes Marion, who looks overjoyed to finally be back on the road.

Let's try a flashlight.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:08 pm

Out comes Peter Caulk in his rumpled Detective Columbo raincoat.

In goes a checker boss and a set of chessmen.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 11:43 am

Out comes Queen Elizabeth. Watch out, she can move in any direction.

I insert a wireless mouse.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:27 pm

Out comes Robo-Rat.

In goes a Cat-alytic Converter.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Wed Feb 26, 2020 11:06 am

Out comes Grape, Max, Res, Marvin, Sabrina, Fiddler, Keys, Jasper, Steve, Allegra, the Barn Cats, Ptah, and... Joey?

I put in a hat. Just a normal hat. Nothin' special.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:54 pm

Out comes the Normal Hatter. We mighta just ticked off Lewis Carroll...….

So, um, let's shove in a walrus.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:14 pm

Out comes a picture of Tennessee Tuxedo and Chumley.

In goes a jar of instant coffee.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:33 pm

You get a good way to start your Monday.

In goes a new collar.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:46 pm

Back it comes, attached to a starched shirt.

In goes a pair of wooden shoes.

JayBarker · Post by **JayBarker** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:04 am

Out comes your favorite pet trying to preform a clog dance for you.

In goes a microwave burrito.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:57 pm

… and that's a wrap!!

Wrap, huh? How about we push in a quilt?

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:20 pm

You get 793^793 quilts.
The CEO of Valve comes in and yells at us for taking forever at the vending machine, specifically saying "If you guys stop messing around at the vending machine, we might finish Half Life Three this decade." I then proceed to insert him into the vending machine.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:47 am

Out comes Half Life 3.

I insert a picture of Duchess with devil horns drawn on it.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:18 pm

You get an angry Duchess holding the photo.

I insert something that came from Tumblr.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:07 am

Out comes ... oh, gosh, what the heck is that?

In goes an old mail box. Hope the Post Office doesn't get upset.....

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:49 pm

You get twelve Roman legions worth of mailmen ready to fight you.
I insert Pink Fluffy Daleks Dancing on Rainbows.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:52 pm

You get a flood of the pyro's goggles.

I insert a piece of paper that says 'Concern'.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:05 pm

You get a "Delayed Maintenance" coupon.

Let's pour some Dunkin' coffee down there...

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:38 pm

You get a Starbucks Snicker-doodle Hot Chocolate.
I insert a guillotine, already decorated for Crispmas.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:30 pm

You receive bread and circuses.
I place a ten inch personal pizza into the machine.