The Vending Machine Game!

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Wow, a lifetime supply of genes.

So, let's dump in a truck full of Lego kits.
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You receive a bunch of Lego structures.

I insert pie flavored pie.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get more pie.

I insert a hot wheels car.
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You get a car with hot wheels.

I push in a big boring bully.
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You get Nelson Mundt.

I drop in a bottle of Lysol.
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You get a clean house.

I insert 525600 cantaloupes.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a receipt for the cantaloupes and a jar of olives.

I insert a tea kettle
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You get Earl Grey and the Bengal Lancers.


Okay, a pound of cashews down the slot.
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You get a plush squirrel.

I insert a lanyard.
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You get an ashtray, a keychain, and a napkin holder, all made at summer camp by bored seven-year old boys who really want to get to the nature cabin to see if the counselors really did catch a water snake.

I insert a bottle of clorox.
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You get an N95 mask.

I insert myself.
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We get you back. Why? Because there's nothing that could possibly be exchanged for you Lunar!! :D

I'm putting in my laundry. The washing machine's getting tired......
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You get a shirt from Lou’s Auto Body Shop, and a mint julep.

I insert a bag of almonds.
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I get "Joy". Almond Joy, to be exact. Yum.

So let's see what "Mounds" gets us. ... Somehow, I think we all better step back a little. Just sayin' .....
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A mole pops out and starts creating more mounds. Now look what you've started!

I insert an old arcade token.
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You get a faded roll of colored paper with print on it ... it's a horoscope. Hmmmm ... are you a Leo and did you meet a tall, dark stranger in 1972?

Well, let's try a pair of roller skates. See if that get's us anywhere.
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You get tickets to a roller derby match, a DVD of the movie Xanadu, and a subscription to Hot Rod magazine.

I insert a set of commemorative plates.
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You get a bunch of congealed pates.

I insert Xanadu.
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I'd like to say you got "a stately pleasure dome" but it's just pieces from a prefabricated yurt.


Here goes a canary.
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You get a map of the Canary Islands

In goes a cantaloupe.
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Out comes the antelope without the can.


In goes a bag of Scott's Lawn Builder.
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Out comes a bottle of barbecue sauce and a set of curtains.

I insert a container of Tic-Tacs.
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You get Tik-Toks and some used pets dispensers.

In goes an old kitchen faucet.
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You get a bottle of overpriced water and a pack of gum.

I insert a fountain pen.
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You get a dozen white formal shirts, all with stained breast pockets.

I put in a salamander.
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Out comes that same salamander but with a very dapper hat and a nice bow tie. He looks like hes ready for a good time out.

In goes a skateboard with a deck design of Grape.
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Maxwell SOOOOOOO wants one of those!!

In goes a box of #2 pencils.
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out comes maybe 5 full binders of supplementary Spot(superdog) Material that detail the deepest lore.

in goes a walk-man with a tape of mix tape for the year '92.
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Out comes a man moon-walking ... badly.


In goes a canoe.
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Out comes peanut who convinced max and joey to go camping. It doesn't end amazingly well.

In goes a tums fiesta
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... and out comes Speedy Alka Seltzer with a fist full of Taco Bell coupons.

In goes a box of Necco Wafers.
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Out comes a person from a different region asking to be explained what those are.

I put in an electric kazoo
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You get Ray Coniff.

We'll try a big sack of pecans.
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Out comes a very delicious looking pecan pie. Sadly though, soon after. Tiger eats it.

In goes a box of sewing supplies.
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Out come some gavels and lawyers- suing supplies.

I insert Marion.
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Out comes marion except (s)he is very frustrated will you and will likely tell someone you wish wouldn't be told.

In goes olive
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Out comes Courage.
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In goes nothing, so you get nothing!

I insert Roosevelt.
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Out comes Bruce and he's hopping mad you out his partner in there !!

In goes Maxwell in a fancy suit.
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You get a box of every Rise Against album ever released

I put in dark chocolate
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