The Vending Machine Game!

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Out comes a Domino's delivery.

In goes an action figure of gangster Spock.
My name is Firework Fox.
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You get a disappointed Katra.

I insert an old blanket
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You get a smaller, newer blanket.

I insert a paradoxical paradox.
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You get a package of Hydrox cookies (Oreos from the mid-20th Century).

In goes a mermaid.
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Out comes a naiad.
I insert some shoes that fit perfectly on Paul McGann (or whoever it is that played the Eighth Doctor in the TV movie for Doctor Who, I think it was Paul McGann, but I am not sure.)
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Out comes Krusty the Clown's clodhoppers.

In goes a python.
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Out comes Cathy the viper.

I insert a disco ball.
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Out comes a fire hose spewing glitter.

So let's see what a harmonica gets us.
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You get a piano man.

I insert a toy piano.
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Schroeder!! Hey, how's Lucy?

Since we're being musical, how about the "Tijuana Taxi (apologies to Herb Alpert)?
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You get Herb Alpert.

I insert a Dollar Tree.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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you get a tree that boosts your income by 1 dollar if you lick one of it's leaves every other day.
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You get agreement.

In goes a mail box.
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Out comes junk mail for someone named Bob Ovalhead.


In goes a computer mouse.
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... and out comes "Wiki Mouse"!

So in goes an old floor lamp.
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And out comes a new desk lamp!

Lets put in a big maze!
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Out comes a lot of popcorn! (get it? because maize is another word for corn and corn makes... nevermind)

I put in some unread books.
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You get some amazing red books.

I insert a maze of maize.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Out comes a field of corn.

I put in my busy schedule.
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You get a much emptier schedule.

I insert my basically non-existent schedule.
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You get a datebook with nothing written in it.

Let's try a couple of cans of garbanzo beans.
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You get some chickpea baked beans.

I insert a question.
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You get wait for it... an answer!

I insert an answer.
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You get a paradox.

I insert one dox (it's only fair that Foxfan gets to keep the other ... it was his answer).
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You get turned into a game dev goose… It's a lovely day in the game studio, and you are a horible game dev goose. Just kidding, you're good.
I insert Untitled Goose Game
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You get Gus Goose.

So, then, let's put in Donald Duck.
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Out comes an awful lot of angry garbled quacking and frustration. Guess he didn't like that.

In goes a copy of "The Room".
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Out comes "The House of Usher".

Alright, we'll plug in a tugboat.
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Out comes that same tug boat, tugging a much larger cruise liner that's yours now. Yay~

I put in the new ps5 controller.
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Out comes an old, broken PS4 controller, and a container of hair gel.

In goes a calendar from 2015.
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Out comes the same calander but with dates important to you circled. Maybe some good memories come with it.

I would put in a high tech dog collar with GPS and buttons and a whole bunch of stuff.
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Out comes an adorable puppy wearing that collar.

In goes a can of root beer.
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Moxie? Where the heck did that come from? Moxie??

Oh, well. Here goes a pile of old bath towels.
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Out comes a brand new bath bomb. Where's that ticking coming from?

I insert my unread emails.
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Out comes an email from Big Paul’s Calculator Emporium.

I insert a package of hot cross buns
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... and back comes a package of cold angry bread rolls.


In goes the live version "Lady and the Tramp".
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Out comes more than a few confused twenty somethings not quite sure how to feel about it.

I put in a cooler fulled with grape juice and soda.
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Out comes a picnic! With suitable social distancing and face masks, of course.

In goes a Schwinn bicycle.
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Out comes a huffy and some nice safety gear!

In goes several dvds of Americas funniest animals.
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Out comes one corporate-approved le epic "maymay."

I insert my DNA sequence.
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