The Vending Machine Game!

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Out comes a YWMC summer Camp wicker basket.

In goes a truckload of gummy bears
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Out comes Mabel Pines.

In goes Marion.
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Out comes Robin Hood.

In goes a maple tree in full foliage.
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Out comes some amazing raw syrup for everyone to enjoy.

In goes a poorly made ghost costume.
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Back it comes in a rather crumpled paper-mache jack-o-Lantern.

In goes a parking ticket.
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You get a ticket that can parallel park

I insert a copy of Stargate Continuum, my old router, and a DualShock 2 controller.
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... and out comes ... oh, man, oh wow! ... what the heck is all THAT? Hey, Tech Support, get in here ... and get your galoshes on first!

In goes the first four or five books of Beastars.
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You get a dvd of the first season of the anime for Beastars.
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Out comes Casper the Friendly Ghost with shades, some attitude, and a rather peculiar coiffure.

In goes a bucket of fish bait.
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Out comes a Bull Shark who thanks you for the bait and takes an Uber to the ocean.

In goes a copy of Dick and Jane at the Seashore
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Out comes a collection of Family Circus Sundays cut out from newspaper comics of summers past.

In goes Nancy and Sluggo.
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Out comes Maggie and Jiggs: Bringing Up Father.

In goes our hopes for a happier new year.
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Out comes a letter from Heaven reading "Things will get better... Trust us, we already know."

In goes a VHS tape of Warren Beaty's Dick Tracy.
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Out comes 88 keys, several bags of cement, some eye-watering solid color outfits, and Daffy's cartoon Duck Tracy.

Pour in a pot of Dunkin's Pumpkin Spice coffee. (Watch out for leakage!)
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Out comes the same pot, but all the coffee is gone. I guess pumkin spice goes quick.

In goes a mostly full jar of honey roasted peanuts.
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Out comes an elephant with dental issues.

In goes an old soup kettle.
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Out comes the same kettle but with some really good home made soup.

in goes about 4 pieces of concrete chunks
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Out comes a four-square blockhouse. No bathroom facilities.

In goes a classic Burberry scarf.
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Out comes a ticket stub saying to get your laundry back in a few days.

in goes a handful of acorns.
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Out comes a squirrel with her hands full. Marion?

In goes an old tractor tire.
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Out comes a picture of the tire, however some people have repurposed it for cross-fit. Seemingly it was Mungo, specifically. He seems happy with it.

In goes one of those quarter maps from the 2000s. fully completed.
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Out comes a U.S. political map and twenty-five cans of orange soda- be careful!

In goes a singing birthday card.
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Out comes a seemingly very forced thank you note for a card they didn't appreciate. It seems to be signed by King.

In goes a plate of fresh S'mores
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Out comes a jar of ... Ovaltine. oh, my .......... :roll:


In goes a vintage copy of Asterix the Gaul.
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Out comes a very spiffy feathered helm. Treat it well!

inside goes 2 ultra bright glowsticks and some shoelaces.
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... And we get a pair of ballet slippers for "Swan Lake. Wow, classy......

Bent my snow shovel yesterday. Let's see what we get for that.
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You get the same shovel back with an envelope with just enough money to get a new shovel.

In goes a brean new vacuum cleaner.
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Out goes a vacuum cleaner full of dog fur.

I insert Metal Gear Ghost Babel and a few þousand cardboard boxes
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Out comes a video with a very elaborate imaginate session staring fox.

In goes a translated copy of Mother 3.
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Out comes several well-written drama scripts from the stage play, Mother Courage.

In a wheelbarrow full of fresh leeks.
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out comes a barrel with a few leaks.

I insert the computer that cannot crash garry's mod
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Out come garry. (Ouch!)

Let's drop in a few bunches of concord grapes.
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You get a fake fruit bowl filled to the brim with plastic grapes
I insert doom 2 for the GBA, Quake for the Sega Saturn, and a bitcoin miner cartridge for the Sega Game Gear. Oh and also DooM 32x just for good measure.
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Out comes ... Geek Squad. (Oh, now you've done it!! ;) )

So let's try dropping in an old step ladder with a busted rung.
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You get a Health and Safety lecture.

I insert a bottle of screen cleaner.
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You get a clean Sega Dreamcast controller screen

I insert 007 Blood Stone for the DS
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Out comes ... what in Pawtucket is THAT !?!?!?

Well, it's low tide - let's pitch in some dried clam shells.
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You get a bowl of New England Clam Chowder and a recording of Fred Flintstone telling you not to waste money.


In go some ramen noodles.
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Out comes literal nothing. And by nothing, I mean a literal lack of any chemicals or matter.

In goes an Atari 2600.
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You get Pitfall.

I insert a Sega Genesis.
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