The Vending Machine Game!

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Out comes a big cardboard box filled to the brim with video games… made for the Sega Genesis.

In goes a Hot Wheels car.
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Out comes a big box full of Wacky Racers.

Okay, I got old kid's stuff laying around here some place ... Ah, ha! In goes about a hundred Garbage Pail Kids cards.
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Out comes the same cards kept in a very well kept binder, well wrapped, and preserved. They are somehow worth a lot.

In goes some spooky ghost decals, string, and a few witch hats.
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Out comes a rather shabby Halloween party for one.

In goes a high school track coach's stop watch.
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Out comes a Rolex, one that is so small that you can’t even fit it around your pinky finger. Probably won’t be of much use, but might be fun to hang onto just because :D

In goes a deck of Pokémon cards.
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Out come a full deck of Garbage Pail Kids. Aw, that was just nasty, machine!

Alright, in goes about forty styrofoam Jack-O-Lanterns left over from trick-or-treat night.
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out comes 50 records of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

I put in Twitter
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Out comes Tweety and the whole avian cast of Angry Birds.

In goes a 1930s car radiator.
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Out comes a stack of coupons for a mechanic shop that went out of business several decades ago. I’m sure they’ll be of some use… not really

In goes a vinyl record.
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Out comes a handful of old phonograph styluses.

In goes eight pounds of Christmas tree glitter.
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Out comes an undecorated pine tree. Rather short in height and nice long branches for ornaments; perfect for an extra Christmas tree!

In goes a razor and some shaving cream.
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Out comes a hyena - but he's remarkably well groomed!

Lett's drop in a shovel full of dirty old snow.
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Wonder if it's too late to get my dirty snow back?

Oh, well, here's an old Zagnut candy bar wrapper on the ground. Let's stuff that in.
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E-yugg! Who knew vending machines could vomit?

So, let's drop in a bottle of Pepto-Dizmaal (patent pending).
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It cures your stomachache, but now you're depressed.

Inserts a kitten
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It cures your depression but now your arm is savaged.

I insert a box of bandages.
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Oh neat! Bandages that have never been used! This could come in handy later!

INSERTS COIN
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Stupid machine jams! Couldn't handle the normality, I guess.

Okay, I'll see what a flat- head screwdriver will do.
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You get Doctor Who, who promptly shoves you into his TARDIS and blasts off.

Inserts a hotel Bible.
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Wait, this the opener of ways' bible. Well, that's something.

Inserts "Body Inflated Tarot" plush. (What? The machine can't handle a normal coin.)
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You get a bag of peanuts and a miniature waterbed.

Insert a bottle of motor oil.
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You get greased.


In goes a komodo dragon lizard.
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