The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an icoberry torte and a snifter of Saurian brandy.

I insert a standard issue phaser.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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You get a BlasTech DC-15S Carbine

in goes a canister of Terrazine gas
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Out comes a pair of plastic toy binoculars that allow you to stare into the Void. Eeeeg, vertigo!

Umm, get my balance here … okay, dropping in an old refrigerator.
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You get pseudoscience.

I insert Thor's goats.
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You get a bag of hammers with teeth marks all over the handles.

So, we drop in a Persian carpet.

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And out comes Prince Ali!

I insert a Fungo shipper.
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Out comes a big bag of square viper marshmallows.

In goes the Brooklyn Bridge.

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You receive the Brooklyn Nine.

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Out comes a poodle wearing baggy pants and a hunter cap.

In goes Twitter.

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Out comes Myspace

I insert a song that never ends, ten thousand hugs and kisses, a weird situation involving a chicken, Mungo in a satau costume, a Nintendo switch, six coupons for a cuddle session at a later time, five old things, four days to live, a warm Not-Chocolate bath, three boxing gloves and a fully trained and bridled pony......and a calender that skips thanksgiving

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You get teleported into Dark Souls, for your gifts do not appease the great vending machine.
I insert a complete in box sealed copy of .hack// Quarantine along with a PS5 I smuggled from the future.
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You get a cellophane bag of rusty jacks and a small rubber ball with a piece of the rubber band that once fastened it to a wooden paddle still stapled to it.

In goes a snow blower.

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Out comes a package of Sweet-Tarts and 1997 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

I insert a box of Nilla Wafers.
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You get a pack of Tarot cards.

I insert Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
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Out comes a battered copy of Tom Swift and his Pet Gastropod.

In goes a sack of flotsam and jetsam.

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Out comes Ursula and eel soup.

In goes Tarmac.
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Out comes a water ballet team.

So, into the coin slot drop we drop a couch and coffee table.

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you get a 110 inch projection TV, but are stuffed into the coin slot by me before you get a chance to do anything with it.
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I emerge from the transition as a handsome, multitalented genius who proceeds to write a best-selling novel, cure avian rheumatism, endow a massive art museum, create a just and permanent peace in the Middle East to the satisfaction of all parties, invent a solution to climate change, and demonstrate a passingly acceptable talent as an oboe player.

Since I no longer need'em, I'll drop my old car keys down the chute.

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Out comes a bassoon-shaped package addressed to NHWeston with a note that if he doesn't play it perfectly for an hour every day, the world will end.

It gets lost in the mail.
And in my desperate scramble to find it a clump of leopard hair gets caught in the coin chute.
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Out comes a leopard-print car seat cover.

I insert a mug of Earl Grey tea.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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Well it's better than being skinned for it I guess...

Out come the words "Tea. Earl Grey, Hot" in Patrick Stewart's voice.
It startles me, and in my confusion I knock a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster down the chute.
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And a flood of olives from the washes over you for your mistake.

I insert the sewer system.
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You get even more olives.

I insert my own irrational unreasoning love of olives.
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What comes out is … well … just the pits!

In goes a stamp collection.

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Out comes a letter addressed to Bob Ovalhead of Miami, Florida.

In goes a stick of lip balm.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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Out comes a coupon for one Botox treatment.

In goes a case of canned stewed tomatoes.

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you got ketchup

I put money in the vending machine

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You got a globe that spins when you put a quarter in it.

I insert Mad Max.
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You get a customized dune buggy.

In goes a coupon for yams.
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You get a coop on four yams.

I insert a joke book.
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Out comes a book of puns.

In goes a can of green beans.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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Out comes a miniaturized version of the Jolly Green Giant.

In goes a snow blower.

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Out comes the Flashdance soundtrack on CD.( Hey, don’t look st me, I didn’t load this thing.)

In goes a tube of Colgate toothpaste.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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Out comes a tube of Pepsodent.

In goes a Pirate (and a Royal and Brewer too).
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Out comes twenty years worth of stolen bases. (Never was much of a market for those things nohow.)

So, let's drop in a few chocolate chip cookies.

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Out comes Ernie (and a certain blue monster too).

In goes Shardul.
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You get a cricket ball that screams when it gets hit.

I insert this shark: https://xkcd.com/585/

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Out comes Baby Shark with a Mickey Mouse balloon.

In goes a canoe paddle.

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You get Lark and Clewis, two famous politicians.

I insert nothing. (I'm so sorry if I broke it)

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