The Vending Machine Game!

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:11 pm

You get an icoberry torte and a snifter of Saurian brandy.

I insert a standard issue phaser.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:30 am

You get a BlasTech DC-15S Carbine

in goes a canister of Terrazine gas

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:12 am

Out comes a pair of plastic toy binoculars that allow you to stare into the Void. Eeeeg, vertigo!

Umm, get my balance here … okay, dropping in an old refrigerator.
(Hey, do you have any idea how much it costs to haul away old appliances in this county?)

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:03 pm

You get pseudoscience.

I insert Thor's goats.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:29 pm

You get a bag of hammers with teeth marks all over the handles.

So, we drop in a Persian carpet.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:32 pm

And out comes Prince Ali!

I insert a Fungo shipper.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:01 pm

Out comes a big bag of square viper marshmallows.

In goes the Brooklyn Bridge.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:52 pm

You receive the Brooklyn Nine.

I watch a Gargomon stuff himself in.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:43 pm

Out comes a poodle wearing baggy pants and a hunter cap.

In goes Twitter.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:21 am

Out comes Myspace

I insert a song that never ends, ten thousand hugs and kisses, a weird situation involving a chicken, Mungo in a satau costume, a Nintendo switch, six coupons for a cuddle session at a later time, five old things, four days to live, a warm Not-Chocolate bath, three boxing gloves and a fully trained and bridled pony......and a calender that skips thanksgiving

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sat Nov 02, 2019 10:21 pm

You get teleported into Dark Souls, for your gifts do not appease the great vending machine.
I insert a complete in box sealed copy of .hack// Quarantine along with a PS5 I smuggled from the future.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Nov 03, 2019 6:33 pm

You get a cellophane bag of rusty jacks and a small rubber ball with a piece of the rubber band that once fastened it to a wooden paddle still stapled to it.

In goes a snow blower.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:17 pm

Out comes a package of Sweet-Tarts and 1997 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

I insert a box of Nilla Wafers.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:43 pm

You get a pack of Tarot cards.

I insert Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:53 pm

Out comes a battered copy of Tom Swift and his Pet Gastropod.

In goes a sack of flotsam and jetsam.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:55 pm

Out comes Ursula and eel soup.

In goes Tarmac.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:02 pm

Out comes a water ballet team.

So, into the coin slot drop we drop a couch and coffee table.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:37 am

you get a 110 inch projection TV, but are stuffed into the coin slot by me before you get a chance to do anything with it.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:28 am

I emerge from the transition as a handsome, multitalented genius who proceeds to write a best-selling novel, cure avian rheumatism, endow a massive art museum, create a just and permanent peace in the Middle East to the satisfaction of all parties, invent a solution to climate change, and demonstrate a passingly acceptable talent as an oboe player.

Since I no longer need'em, I'll drop my old car keys down the chute.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 1:53 pm

Out comes a bassoon-shaped package addressed to NHWeston with a note that if he doesn't play it perfectly for an hour every day, the world will end.

It gets lost in the mail.
And in my desperate scramble to find it a clump of leopard hair gets caught in the coin chute.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 5:19 pm

Out comes a leopard-print car seat cover.

I insert a mug of Earl Grey tea.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:43 pm

Well it's better than being skinned for it I guess...

Out come the words "Tea. Earl Grey, Hot" in Patrick Stewart's voice.
It startles me, and in my confusion I knock a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster down the chute.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:40 pm

And a flood of olives from the washes over you for your mistake.

I insert the sewer system.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:02 pm

You get even more olives.

I insert my own irrational unreasoning love of olives.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:31 pm

What comes out is … well … just the pits!

In goes a stamp collection.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:44 pm

Out comes a letter addressed to Bob Ovalhead of Miami, Florida.

In goes a stick of lip balm.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 5:45 pm

Out comes a coupon for one Botox treatment.

In goes a case of canned stewed tomatoes.

OdedZeituni98 · Post by **OdedZeituni98** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 5:47 pm

you got ketchup

I put money in the vending machine

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 7:42 pm

You got a globe that spins when you put a quarter in it.

I insert Mad Max.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:10 pm

You get a customized dune buggy.

In goes a coupon for yams.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:12 pm

You get a coop on four yams.

I insert a joke book.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Nov 14, 2019 6:34 pm

Out comes a book of puns.

In goes a can of green beans.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:18 am

Out comes a miniaturized version of the Jolly Green Giant.

In goes a snow blower.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:53 am

Out comes the Flashdance soundtrack on CD.( Hey, don’t look st me, I didn’t load this thing.)

In goes a tube of Colgate toothpaste.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:44 am

Out comes a tube of Pepsodent.

In goes a Pirate (and a Royal and Brewer too).

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:43 pm

Out comes twenty years worth of stolen bases. (Never was much of a market for those things nohow.)

So, let's drop in a few chocolate chip cookies.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 12:14 am

Out comes Ernie (and a certain blue monster too).

In goes Shardul.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:50 pm

You get a cricket ball that screams when it gets hit.

I insert this shark: https://xkcd.com/585/

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:01 pm

Out comes Baby Shark with a Mickey Mouse balloon.

In goes a canoe paddle.

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:54 pm

You get Lark and Clewis, two famous politicians.

I insert nothing. (I'm so sorry if I broke it)