The Vending Machine Game!
- Zesortinge
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You get a brown cheese sword.
I insert a guardrail.
I insert a guardrail.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You get a metric ton of bubble warp.
I insert blood, sweat, tears, and a little bit of dirt.
I insert blood, sweat, tears, and a little bit of dirt.
- trekkie
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You get a Blood, Sweat, and Tears CD, and a bag of potting soil.
I insert a bag of beef jerky.
I insert a bag of beef jerky.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a large male bovine with a total lack of social skills and a shrill, grading, nasal laugh...…
In goes a Starbuck's expresso press.
In goes a Starbuck's expresso press.
- trekkie
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You get s coffeemaker and a gift card.
I insert a pair of bifocals.
I insert a pair of bifocals.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Buster
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You get Bubbles' iconic glasses.
I insert a translucent blue rubber duck i definitely didn't swipe from someone else's avatar.
I insert a translucent blue rubber duck i definitely didn't swipe from someone else's avatar.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You get a suspicious look from a very squishy typhlosion
I insert every word in the English language
I insert every word in the English language
- OdedZeituni98
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You get a dictionary
I insert a can of Coca Cola
I insert a can of Coca Cola
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You get nothing. But you feel content as the signature sense of American Corporatism™ washes over you.
I insert a Discord server with only a few members
I insert a Discord server with only a few members
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You get the satisfaction of belonging to a special community and an old movie chair with no cup holder.
Let's try a doggie water dish.
Let's try a doggie water dish.
- trekkie
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You get water and kibble.
I insert a ceiling fan.
I insert a ceiling fan.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a beanie cap in your size from the "Beanie and Cecil" show - not the cartoon but the puppet show!
In goes a truckload of Mac and Cheese. With raisins.
In goes a truckload of Mac and Cheese. With raisins.
- trekkie
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You get a box of Raisin Bran.
I insert a picture of George Jetson.
I insert a picture of George Jetson.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Zesortinge
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You get the full series of "The Jetsons" in an unmarked box.
I insert an edited apple.
I insert an edited apple.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a graphic apple. And some applesauce.
I plunk in a basket of pine knots.
I plunk in a basket of pine knots.
- trekkie
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You get a package of hot dogs and s’mores.
I insert a sales flyer from an auto parts store.
I insert a sales flyer from an auto parts store.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You get far too many car parts that you don't need.
I insert an unsolvable math equation.
I insert an unsolvable math equation.
- trekkie
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You get The Hodge Conjecture.
I insert a cupcake cookbook.
I insert a cupcake cookbook.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a pamphlet which covers both grease fires and indigestion.
In goes a chukawalla lizard.
In goes a chukawalla lizard.
- trekkie
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You get a postcard from the Sonoran Desert.
In goes a hammock.
In goes a hammock.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a nap and thin coating of squirrel-gnawed acorn fragments.
Down the slot goes eighty pounds of Lego pieces.
Down the slot goes eighty pounds of Lego pieces.
- furrygamer793
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and out goes eighty pounds of lego men
I insert myself into the vending machine by jumping in.
I insert myself into the vending machine by jumping in.
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- trekkie
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You get ejected wrapped in a package with your nutritional information written on it.
I insert a jar of marmalade.
I insert a jar of marmalade.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get breakfast for four million ants.
Let's insert a few bunches of bananas.
Let's insert a few bunches of bananas.
- trekkie
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You get a wheelbarrow full of loaves of banana bread.
I insert a can of stewed tomatoes.
I insert a can of stewed tomatoes.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a pixilated pizza.
In goes a truck load of IKEA furniture.
In goes a truck load of IKEA furniture.
- InDaZone1219
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Out comes a set of gorgeous, well-built furniture.
I insert a bucket of yellow paint
I insert a bucket of yellow paint
A steady, but luminous glow of power in the dark
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You get extreme caution.
I insert too much dairy.
I insert too much dairy.
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You get a nauseous Holstein.
You insert a topographic map of the island of Greenland.
You insert a topographic map of the island of Greenland.
- furrygamer793
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the vending machine spits out a map of Iceland
I insert a french fry
I insert a french fry
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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You get a French high school boy.
I insert Yuga Aoyama.
I insert Yuga Aoyama.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- trekkie
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You get a flamboyant outfit and a French dictionary.
In goes salt and pepper shakers.
In goes salt and pepper shakers.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- furrygamer793
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you get a salt and pepper shake, gross
I throw the salt and pepper shake back into the vending machine
I throw the salt and pepper shake back into the vending machine
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- trekkie
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You get medicine for an upset stomach.
I insert a box of ceramic bells.
I insert a box of ceramic bells.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Zesortinge
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You get the Liberty Bell.
I insert Need for Speed Underground.
I insert Need for Speed Underground.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Buster
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you get it back, but now it only has the first race, the rest are DLC. also, racing is pay walled behind micro transactions since you have to pay real world money for your virual gas. the game is still a full price title.
i insert an old Linkin Park CD.
i insert an old Linkin Park CD.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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You get it back, but now it only plays at ear destruction sound levels.
I insert a vending machine purifier.
I insert a vending machine purifier.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get five minutes of very light air breeze. And a kleenix.
So, in goes a pumpkin.
So, in goes a pumpkin.
- furrygamer793
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out goes a pumpkin with a creepily realistic face
in goes a tater tot
in goes a tater tot
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Only one!! This is a scam!!
Insert giant dog plushy!!
Insert giant dog plushy!!