The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a bag full of angry mangos

I insert a top hat
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You get an orange tie with green polka-dots.

I insert an infinite sided die.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!

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you get an ugly wizard who wants to play DDND

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You get a head that's always screaming.

I insert TUBM.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!

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you gwt ugly

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you get a stereotyping book
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you get 'accidentally' stabbed :P

I insert a piece of the sky
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You bet fire. :lol:

I insert a fake head.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!

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You get: The head back, but now it is alive and will be with you for the rest of your life.
I insert: A medieval flail.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
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you get: a negative fail :lol:

I insert a chopped Czu
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you recieve a pureed czu
Inserts cooking terminology book
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you get a search engine

I insert a % sign
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You get: 110%
I insert: A plunger.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
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you get Paper Mario

I insert a talking mushroom
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You get: A pizza with toppings that won't shut up!
I insert: A cute kitten.
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you get species change week

I insert Reddit
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You get a random picture.

I insert a headset.
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you get Bob Segar

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You get borrowed.

I insert the Vending Machine into me :mrgreen:
Okay, okay, no, that's creepy :?
I'd better insert the Vending Machine into Soviet Russia.
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you recieve an in russia joke forum
I insert a turkey baster
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You get: A living turkey, that wants to hurt you!
I insert: A plastis sword.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
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you get plastered

I insert Elvis
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You get some blue suede shoes.

I insert a crushed velvet tie

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You get some disgusting thai

I insert a half eaten donought
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You get some small pieces of doughnut along with a note saying "More!".

I insert a box of doughnut.
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You get Homer Simpson.

I insert a copy of Minecraft.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."

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You get the FBI arresting you for selling illegal copies of Minecraft.

I insert one of the FBI members that's arresting FancyHat.
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you get Officer Ralph being scratched

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You get: A note saying 'Thanks! I'm not giving you something back, though!'
I insert: A bad comedian.
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You get Ricky Gervaise.

I insert a bottle of reserve Port
Commander Hawle. U.S.C. Loper. By the talented DDeer.
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you recievea bottle of LBS XD
I insert RWBY
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you get python

I insert a manual
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you recieve a manuscript
I insert regrettably Wulf from Danny phantom
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get: Cujo! (In puppy form, luckily.)
I insert: A thermos.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma

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You get Plagg's Ring.

I insert every post that was made while I was gone.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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You get a purple dragon made out of posts.

I insert a Tarot piñata.
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You get ethereal candy

I insert a picture frame
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you receive a warrant for your areest cause you've been.. "Framed"
I insert ma lego collection
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a headless minifigure holding the stick from a mostly-eaten sucker.

I insert a bottle of glue.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you recieve the equivalence of the bottle of glue in sticks of glue
I insert the lesser dog from undertale
Social media, is just as much of a curse, as it is a blessing, & our government doesn't like being filmed so keep filming
Hackle V. Tremor ~Friendly foxy foo!! ^o^

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