The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get mold.

I insert strawberries.

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You get jam.

I insert matches.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a bottle of lighter fluid.

I insert the vending machine.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get the people who fill the vending machine with stuff complaining that they don't know what to give you.
I insert a rubber duck.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get its function.

I insert a suit of armor.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.

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You get a de-armored knight.
I insert an eraser.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a vending machine, with all buttons blank.

I insert old headphones.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a phonograph.

i insert a record.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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You get a Beatles CD.

I insert a jar of marmalade.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a crumpet.
I insert a shamrock.
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You get beer.

I insert Brent & Render.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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You get Hlaoroo.
I insert a blade of grass from Virginia.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get prosecuted by the people you've caused to have allergic reactions.

I insert 10 years worth of YouTube videos.
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You get the not quite 5 hours that it takes to upload these 10 years of videos.

I insert the statistics page of Youtube.
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you get a census form.

I insert an improperly filed requisition for a nonexistent item.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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You get Gene Wilder saying this.
I insert a mango.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get chutney.

I insert Johnny Depp.
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.

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You get Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley.

I insert a lightsaber.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a Darth Vader's mask.

I insert an axe.
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You get a lot of angry SW fans using it on Disney's producers, since Hans Solo is apparently married - and not to Leia.

I insert a time machine.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.

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You get the time squad. (Does anyone remember that show?)

I insert Avenue Q.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a possessed Muppet.
Why is it possessed you ask? *shrug* iunno.

I insert a borg cube.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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You get a Trans-Warp-Drive.

I insert a pizza.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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Since it already gave out Tiger last time, you get Mr Arbelt instead.

I insert Truck, on a truck.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a stick to shift with.

I insert the 2nd Harry Potter movie.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a stamped year of the snape stamp.

I insert a head massager and some video game OSTs.
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You get a broken head massager and the OSTs of Tails of Babylon... in the related thread... over in the projects forum.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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the vending machine sputters and dies because you forgot to insert something.

I insert your wallet in the hopes of restarting it.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get laughter and a charitable handout. :|
I insert my lack of insertion. :lol:
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You get a note saying "Invalid Insertion".
I insert a picture of myself with rubber gloves on my ears while I'm making a silly face.
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You get printed negativ poster of your picture.

I insert a dolphin.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a bunch of deposed human leaders

I insert a squirrel
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a Diss looking at you suspiciously with a banhammer.
I insert a plushie German Shepherd.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a real German Shepherd (though what you'd do with some German guy with a shepherd's crook, I have no idea...or why you had a plushie of him, for that matter). o.0

I insert another squirrel. (Dolphins can't be allowed to take over the world - I don't like fish! :x )
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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The machine momentarily sputters before spiting out 100 angry boomrats.

I insert the change veb dropped when he caught hound's collar over in the other thread.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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You get chewing gum.

I insert Harry Potter's wand.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get voldemort.

I insert a copy of Persona 3.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a Gekkoukan High School uniform.

I insert a weather balloon.
Ask me about the weather.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a water balloon.

I insert Fido.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You Get Sabrina.

I insert Jess.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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