The Vending Machine Game!

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:13 am

You get a bucket of iced water back t your head.

I insert a key.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:29 am

You get access to the boss room!

I insert some Mercury (Hg).

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:32 am

You get a rocket to the planet Mercury.

I insert a USB flashdrive.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:35 am

You get the flash drive back, but with top-secret info/blueprints.

I insert a bowl of Cheerios.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:40 am

You get Honey Nut Cheerios

I insert a puppy

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:54 am

You get rabies
I insert a tree

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:05 pm

(But fortunately I've had my rabies shot. Ha ha!

)

You get paper (Tree Killer!

)

I insert a treatment for the poor puppy.

Post by **Render** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 12:16 pm

You get a ipcture of the healthy puppy and a kitten.

I insert Sssteve.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 1:24 pm

You get Delusional Steve

I insert a kitten's purr. ^w^

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:12 pm

You get a sour note. O.o

I insert ten-million fireflies.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:13 pm

You received Owl City.
I insert a pickle milkshake

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:29 pm

You get the milkshake spattered across the floor and a sore paw.

I insert a very loathsome song by the name of Sandstorm.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:33 pm

You have received Darude Sandstorm on caffeine flavored sugar.
I insert a pun.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:47 pm

You get: 60% getting the pun and thinking its funny,
20% not caring at all,
18% getting the pun, but don't think it's funny,
and 2% trying to get the pun.

I insert the emetic reflex.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:54 pm

You get a sign that says "Is there a doctor in the house?"
I insert a backscratcher.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:57 pm

You diminish your pruritus.

I insert Korra.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:59 pm

You get a Legend of Korra.
I insert a sponge.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:07 pm

You get Korra's archnemisis, Spongebob!

I insert Earth.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:24 pm

You get a sick planet. Why? Cuz it was feelin a bit green!
I insert Kevin Bacon.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 4:19 pm

You get 6 pieces of bacon.

I insert science.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 4:34 pm

You get an elements chart I insert one of Pete's feathers

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:21 pm

You have received a very angry griffin.
I insert a problem.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:26 pm

You get the problem solverz I insert a time machine

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:28 pm

You get a police box.
I insert a party.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:35 pm

You get a hangover.

I insert September 21st.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:15 pm

You get a calendar!
(your reference
_______
My head)

I insert a metaphor

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:32 pm

You get a steam train flying out of a fireplace.

I insert a portal gun and the narnian wardrobe.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:00 am

You get a distorted reality.

I insert a worm.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:06 am

You get a Virgin Tequilla.

I insert a maraca.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:23 am

You wake up in Mexico.
I insert an empty box

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:11 pm

You get an empty sphere.

I insert a pineapple.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:12 pm

You get a trip to Hawaii

I insert Tahiti

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:35 pm

You get a magical place.

I insert an agent of SHIELD.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:51 pm

You get Ant-Man. (It's canon.)

I insert xkcd.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:50 pm

You get science and the unpronounceable word "xkcd".

I insert an ice cream cone.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:50 pm

You get a scoop of ice cream.

I insert the movie "Australia"

Post by **Render** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:47 am

You get a movie about a cute Joey.

I insert a meteorite.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:39 am

You get Iridium, craters and loads of damage.

I insert uh... this 50 pack of colored pencils.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:36 am

COLORED... PENCILS... O_O

*undergoes sudden spaz attack*

PENCIIIIIIILLLLSSS!!!!!!

You get a wall full of colored scribbles.

I insert such wall.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:35 am

Nice, but needs a bit of polish overall...
...as a result you get the same wall with a sign on it saying "ściana"

I insert all of the bricks that were thrown at me for all the terrible jokes.