Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for trying to chain people up without a warrant!
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banned for not being made out of postage stamps
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Banned for insufficient postage.
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banned for hoarding postage
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for demeaning Postman Pat (and his black and white cat).
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banned for misspelling the names of Lunch and Appetizer. *burps out a mailbag*

What? Dragon.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for interrupting delivery of the Royal Mail ( although partially compensated by saving the government pension and medical benefits).
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banned because someone framed you for setting mail offices all over the country on fire with magical firebreath
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for repeatedly banning the same user over and over
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Banned for trying to ban someone over repeatedly banning the same user over and over
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for modifying an old Tammy Wynette song to "stand by your ban".
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Banned because you inadvertently opened a portal to another dimension.
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Crash Banned-I-Coot?
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Banned for not wearing a paper bag and goggles.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for not wearing the proper safety equipment and ignoring all safety laws.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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banned because your face is a safety law!

wait...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned because you are the definition of being bad at safety.

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Banned for being an Eagle Scout and not having the proper knowledge of first aid!
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Banned for incorrectly assuming I was a scout.
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Banned for being part of the advance party and not scouting out the area!
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Banned for reconnaissance over-reliance.
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Banned for failing to anticipate my entry into this thread.
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Banned because you entered this thread.
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Banned because Nathan entered this thread.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for bad hospitality :cry:
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Banned for over-inflated hospitality expectations from Buster. ( ;) ;) all around. :) )
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Banned for not mentioning Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Getaway.
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Banned for bringing up mediocre books.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for being a big meanie
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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banned for apparently not realizing that about me till now despite the number of times I've referred to myself as a [female canine].
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for calling one of the books to one of my favorite series mediocre.
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Banned for banning someone with a phase of the cursed wave as their avatar
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Banned for not guessing my thing on the Clickbait Headline game.
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Banned for making your question too hard to guess the answer for!
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for not understanding hints I have been leaving on topics other than the clickbait headline one.
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Banned for spreading hints around the forums
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Banned for not alerting us sooner to Zesortinge's hintly plots.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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BAnned for expecting hawk to understand Zesortinges cryptic nonsense. NOBODY understands that stuff.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned because the hints aren't really that cryptic.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned because yes they are!
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