Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for emphatic not-hinting!
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Banned for not using custom text colors.
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Banned for bad paint skills.
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Banned because that text style exists.
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Banned for being too con-textual.
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Banned for that attempt at a pun.
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Banned for a lack of a-pun-ciation
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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banned because that one was even worse. you're not even trying!
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Banned for being too pun-ctilious.....
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banned because that's not even a pun, it's just emphasizing the wrong syllable of punctilious to make it LOOK like one. you haven't actually substituted the word or syllable for anything, nor made reference to an alternate interpretation of the word. which is the same error you made the first time, hence why i called it an attempt at a pun, rather than a pun.

nathan's was atleast an actual pun, even if it was terrible.
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Banned for presuming an actual pun was a mandatory response.
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Buster, you're banned for not appreciating the art of the pun. Weston, you're banned for presumptuous presumptions.
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Banned for being uppity.
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Banned because your text doesn't look purple.
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Banned because your text isn't multiple colors and font styles.
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Banned because you missed yellow.
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Both banned for Crayola excess.
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Banned because you can't text.
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[font=Lucida Console]Banned for not trying to make your text appear in a different font.[/font]
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Banned for textual criticism.
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(Banned for not writing that in wingdings.)
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Banned for font choice.
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Banned for using 0's and 1's instead of O's and l's.
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Banned for digital derangement.
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Banned for expecting any of us on the forums to be anything but!
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Banned for "not contribut[ing] to a positive user experience"
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Banned for expecting "a positive user experience"!
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Banned for implying this forum should have a negative user experience :?
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banned for assuming the polar opposite is the only alternative. the expected result could simply be "An average experience"
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Banned for humiliating me with logic :cry: :oops:
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Banned for letting themselves for destroyed by facts and logic
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Banned for being logically factual.
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banned because STICK A PICTURE ON THAT THING ALREADY SHEESH!
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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banned for not letting that archaic fad die like it should have.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for not posting what your current avatar is in the your current avatar thread.
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