Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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I ban you for staring at me you creep!
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banned for holding up the game. the pitcher for the Blue Jays is looking for you you know.
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banned for mistaking glorious spanish empireball which conquered half of the world with a puny american sports game.
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Banned for confusing yourself with the BRITISH empire! (Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves!)
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banned for using claimed territory instead of controlled one to compare both empires!
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Banned for being secretly a furry :mrgreen:
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PERMABANNED FOR CALLING ME A FURRY
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...Banned for going into a rage..*unbans a milisecond later*I know that feeling of annoyance...
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Wow :? That was quite a rage.
Sorry, that was a bit too mean :oops:

Meanwhile I ban FancyHat for wearing a fancy tie.
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I ban you for your dislike of ties
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I ban you for not specifying what sort of tie.
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I ban you for having multiple tails.
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I ban you for having multiple eyes :P
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I ban you for your hypocrisy
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I ban you for constantly making me wonder if you somehow managed to misspell "NotSoFurry" or if that's just my imagination.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I ban you for not speaking spanish and then ask Diss to change it so people don't think I'm soy intolerant -.-
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I ban you for blasphemy, I dunno...
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I ban you for accusing me of blasphemy when you're the dirty heretic half-animal sin to nature!
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wow...that actually hurt my feelings a little.
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I ban you for hurting my feelings then I punch them in the gut.
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I ban you for making me feel guilty for hurting your feelings
Then I slap you to hurt your face instead!
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I ban you for feeling guilty
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Banned for making him feel guilty in the first place.
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Banned for not feeling guilty and also being guilty of accusing me for making someone feel guilty :P
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Banned for confusing me
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Banned for not banning yourself when confused :P
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Banned for making a Pokémon reference.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Bánned for üsing tîldes in ènglish.
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Banned for misspelling English. The alternate spellings are only grammatically appropriate when speaking/writing the language that produced them.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Bánned for speaking a lánguage that's not offícially reguláted by an accádemy.
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banned for speaking any language instead of using tèlepathy.
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Banned for breaking my privacy! No one may never know in what kind of thing I am into! *shoots UNP in the head with a shotgun*
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Banned for trying to be more lonely than me.
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*Bans Legotron123*

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That was stupid, now I'm even lonelier :cry:
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Banned for doing something stupid.
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Banned for using a christmas avatar in november
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banned for being unnecessarily critical of holiday avatars.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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banned for having less then two eyes and not more then three which is exceptable
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Band four knot useing correct gramer
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Baned por hipokrysys.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned because I wanted to ban Unusuallynamedperson for having a character WITH THE EXACT SAME HEAD POSITION, yet somehow not understanding the concept of concealed features, but you two are in my way.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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