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The ability to transform into anything as soon as you think "boy, I'm really glad I'm not one of those."
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Sweat Lemon juice but you get papercuts easily

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The power to look at someone and instantly smell what their breath smells like. No matter the distance or media of seeing said person.

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The ability to make any goldfish live forever
but only goldfish
not another animal, not another fish, just goldfish.
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None of your clothes can ever get dirty again! Everyone around you can see the incredible stain-repelling power! ...but you can't, because whatever you put on is now invisible to you. :shock: :?
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You can sing grand opera but only in the voice of Donald Duck.

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The ability to almost win eveything you enter. even if the odds are 1 in 1000000000, you power makes it so it was more like 1 in 100. You were very close at success.

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Well, that's just a legit superpower. That would make any opera better! :lol:
...does it work on Bohemian Rhapsody?

The power to convince anyone that you have a superpower, and that that power is the power to convince anyone that you have a superpower, and that that power is the power to convince anyone you have a superpower and that that power is the power to....
So basically infinite recursion that does nothing.
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if you can convinces people that you have super powers, thats at least a paycheck!

The power to spot other people with super powers in a world where no one has super powers.

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you said world, so aliens might have superpowers.

the power to customize system fonts on anyone's computer from anywhere in the world
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The power to guess an answer to a question right every single time, but you don't know you have this power and you doubt that you guessed right and swap your answer 99% of the time anyways

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I think I might already have that power.
That sounded better in my head

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HAHAHHAHAAHA

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You can heat up food by only touching the plate, but the strength of heating is changing randomly and you're unable to control it
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“Oh boy I can’t wait to have this leftover turkey for lunch! Just gotta touch the pl-“ *fiery explosion*

You can correctly guess the outcome of a sporting event set to happen 5+ years from now.
That sounded better in my head

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thats actually a really good long term superpower because you can bet on that sporting event and win $$$

the ability to taste food 0.0000000000001% better than everybody else

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