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VeryAngryDeer wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:33 pm
NHWestoN wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:08 pm
Amazee Dayzee wrote: Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:31 pm That is really cute and I love his expression. Even though he is a mother, he has a cup that insists he is a dad. XD
Don't matter what the cup says as long as the coffee inside is good!
It's imaginary, it can taste however he wants!
Hmmmm. Not familiar with that brand (I'm kinda partial to Green Mountain Coffee Roasters muhself).
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So then that whole scene he is just imagining it?
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Amazee Dayzee wrote: Sat Nov 28, 2020 2:26 am So then that whole scene he is just imagining it?
Not exactly. Since Orion hasn't had access to a mirror, he only has a limited idea of what he looks like, so he has a mental image of himself that is what gets depicted in the drawing.

On the other hand, he has seen other spider monsters, so he knows what he should look like... and he doesn't much like it at all. So he maintains that view of himself partly for his own sanity's sake.

Kumoko from the books does the same thing:
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The cartoony looking one is how Kumoko thinks of herself, the thing behind her is what she really looks like.

As for the mug... I was taking inspiration more from the manga for that. Like with the drawing of Orion driving a tank, it's just something he's imagined to amuse himself.

The background of the drawing is accurate, since in the story he was too tired to build a proper swinging door, so he just webs it in place and calls it a night.
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Yeah I can see why both Kumoko and Orion imagine themselves as the cuter spiders rather than what they really look like. Their ACTUAL forms are really very nightmare inducing. :|
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Admittedly though for me, that picture of him now is something I WOULD consider nightmare inducing. :shock:
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He does look a bit dismayed. :(
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But his FACE! Its the type of face there that only a MOTHER could love when he looks like that. Change it back PLEASE. You are scarring the children.
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Maybe it's indigestion?
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Do they make monstrous spider versions of Pepto-Bismol?
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Oh yeah I do remember ball pits. I thought they were fun. Would have liked to be in deeper ones though when I was younger.
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Amazee Dayzee wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:25 am Oh yeah I do remember ball pits. I thought they were fun. Would have liked to be in deeper ones though when I was younger.
....... mebbee someday. Mebbee. ;)
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Which would have to be in the next lifetime because it would look weird for an almost-30 year old to be playing in a ball pit. ^_^;
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Amazee Dayzee wrote: Sun Jan 24, 2021 1:15 pm Which would have to be in the next lifetime because it would look weird for an almost-30 year old to be playing in a ball pit. ^_^;
Yeah, I'd probably wind up getting interrogated....... :(
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I would just get arrested and escorted off the premises. I would rather not have a record. >.>
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Amazee Dayzee wrote: Sat Jan 30, 2021 5:58 pm I would just get arrested and escorted off the premises. I would rather not have a record. >.>
... maybe if you said you were looking for your lost tennis ball, they'd buy it. `course, if you don't have a tennis racket, you probably should buy one and they're kinda expensive... :(
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Don't think that would work and just make matters much worse for me sadly. I'm not gonna do that.

Anyway, we should get back to the story now.
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There was a story? Oops, heh heh heh...... :oops:
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So, Mother 2 is a Queen Taratect. I haven't seen her laying eggs, but I'm pretty sure she's been doing it long enough to have maxed out the skill, given just how many she lays in a single clutch. Judging by how egg laying speed increases with each level, I get a figure of one egg every two and a half seconds at level ten. That's fast enough to use as Expel ammo in an emergency.
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Recognized the boys. Nice rendition.
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Love the artwork that you did Deer! It came out really whimsical!
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cheers
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I realised that Rocky's rooster tail was missing

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I honestly didn't even notice and wouldn't have unless you pointed it out to me. But the picture still is lovely!
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She looks so sad. I really do want to give her a hug. And I'm using female pronouns since she is in a female spider body and I will probably confuse myself.
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Poor dear!
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Hopefully she will be able to bounce back from whatever is happening!
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Amazee Dayzee wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 2:05 am Hopefully she will be able to bounce back from whatever is happening!
High anxiety if I ever saw it!
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When I get that way I usually need to take something that will help me but luckily I don't get like that very often!
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Amazee Dayzee wrote: Sun Feb 28, 2021 5:29 pm When I get that way I usually need to take something that will help me but luckily I don't get like that very often!
I wonder what spiders would take? Im glad your meds help you, Amazz, that can't be fun to experience.
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They aren't prescribed meds though they are over-the-counter since it doesn't flare up very often.
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Amazee Dayzee wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:29 pm They aren't prescribed meds though they are over-the-counter since it doesn't flare up very often.
Again, glad they help out. I've got friends with migraines and they span the pain spectrum from more-than-slight irritation to sheer agony.
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Pretty sure I haven't had a migraine yet though at times it does feel like that.
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NHWestoN wrote: Wed Mar 03, 2021 7:02 pm
Amazee Dayzee wrote: Sun Feb 28, 2021 5:29 pm When I get that way I usually need to take something that will help me but luckily I don't get like that very often!
I wonder what spiders would take? Im glad your meds help you, Amazz, that can't be fun to experience.
Orion actually takes shrooms. They have a relaxing effect on spiders, without causing hallucinations. One of my readers looked it up for me.
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Fascinating! ...... and the thought of spiders hallucinating is really disturbing so I'm glad they DON'T!
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I would really like to know if the quote there is paraphrased from some movie or if it is something you came up with yourself because it is really amusing. :P
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Amazee Dayzee wrote: Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:07 am I would really like to know if the quote there is paraphrased from some movie or if it is something you came up with yourself because it is really amusing. :P
It's from the Red Dwarf episode Gunmen Of The Apocalypse.
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