Bad Translation +35 later...

Post by **Render** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:03 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Well with all the immature animals out there, I'd assume that the forest was a small school also.

I say she really looks like she'll let him hang and wait there for a few hours.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:51 pm

Why yes Zach, this is all of your fault.

xD

Post by **Render** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:26 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Why yes Zach, this is all of your fault.

xD

Oh yes! I like the conversation in the first panel, it makes some kind of sense... XD

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:32 pm

Good! Now Jessica can take the egg and smash it into his face.

Post by **Render** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:46 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Good! Now Jessica can take the egg and smash it into his face.

Zach is the easterbunny... He already has one egg.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:47 pm

Oooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! Lets go explore this new world T!

Post by **Render** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 2:49 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Oooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! Lets go explore this new world T!

When you come back, don't forget to X-tell me what you found.

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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:49 pm

Keene, you win an Internet. XD

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:58 pm

Great to see Keene's secret hobby, what an happy peeping Tom.

Yeah, Zach, you're very, very cool.

That's right, Jessica, there are people who use to be cool for work.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:19 am

The hobby must really scare Jessica Rabbit.

Post by **Render** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:23 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:Keene, you win an Internet. XD

They might already own it.

Cesco wrote:Great to see Keene's secret hobby, what an happy peeping Tom.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:The hobby must really scare Jessica Rabbit.

Yeah, it's a nice hobby, Keene. I wonder if many people do that...

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:21 pm

Awwwww. Zach is happy Jessica collapsed in his arms!

Post by **Render** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:58 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Awwwww. Zach is happy Jessica collapsed in his arms!

The ships is still sailing.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:36 pm

I'm sorry, but just how many Karishad's are there?

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:32 pm

Apparently, this is all necessary for the church to feed upon the foolish.
We are all doomed.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Nov 30, 2014 11:51 pm

We better get down to the bunker then.

Post by **Render** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:25 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I'm sorry, but just how many Karishad's are there?

I have NO idea... How many would be good for the world?

Bucky-Roo wrote:Apparently, this is all necessary for the church to feed upon the foolish.
We are all doomed.

Yeah, the feast of the foolish, silly said rabbit. --- Isn't that openermas?

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:25 pm

Yes Jessica, we all know that Tiger is Zach's enemy.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 12:03 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Yes Jessica, we all know that Tiger is Zach's enemy.

Actually, Jessica's name is now Mary.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:16 pm

Well Mary, good job on taking care of him. Tiger is a loser isn't he?

Post by **Render** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:22 am

Bucky-Roo wrote:
Amazee Dayzee wrote:Yes Jessica, we all know that Tiger is Zach's enemy.
Actually, Jessica's name is now Mary.

And Zach's name is Matthews. XD

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:01 am

I am so gonna kiss my boyfriend after saying bad tools now. xD

Post by **Render** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:01 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I am so gonna kiss my boyfriend after saying bad tools now. xD

Is it too indiscrete to ask how he reacted?

I like how the foot and the text field replied to Zach's strange sentence.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 4:40 pm

There was a miracle 34 years ago? Darn, I wish I knew what it was.

As for how he acted, I didn't get the chance to do it yet.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 1:30 am

Millions of figs in the United States will certainly be grateful for this.

Post by **Render** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 1:29 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:There was a miracle 34 years ago? Darn, I wish I knew what it was.

Is she speaking about herself?

Bucky-Roo wrote:Millions of figs in the United States will certainly be grateful for this.

Yeah! It's good that Fox introduces them.

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This thread will now be the home of the Bad Translation of Simon & Freddy also. I plan to bring HP on Monday/Wednesday/Friday and S&F on Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday (as long as sufficient S&F comics are available, so in about half a year I have to switch to one per week...).
I hope not to forget to link to the original versions.

Okay, let's start with Number 1

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:28 pm

When we had a pool, we fed it a steady diet of chlorine.

Post by **Render** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:34 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:When we had a pool, we fed it a steady diet of chlorine.

Have you also had the X Certificate?

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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:22 pm

Fido and Spo are really happy about that cake. Well, I guess it would be a good way to get rid of the unjollyness - I want some!

Also, Tiger made it rain.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:09 am

Who is Joe-Summer and why is he so unjolly?

Post by **Render** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:08 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Who is Joe-Summer and why is he so unjolly?

Maybe he's the guy who has to search for the "Grandfather Frost Sword" that Santa lost.

Douglas Collier wrote:Fido and Spo are really happy about that cake.

They have developed a deep understanding for each other.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 2:36 am

Keep doing what? Deny that you know him? xD

Post by **Render** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 5:45 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Keep doing what? Deny that you know him? xD

XD
For me it looks like Simon is shedding and Freddy thinks he should keep his hair.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:29 am

What non-governmental organization is he talking about and what kind of credit cards?

Post by **Render** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:39 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:What non-governmental organization is he talking about and what kind of credit cards?

Does that really matter as long as he can FLY and make REPORTS!!?

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Sorry, my Internet connection didn't work since Wednesday. I'm back now and yeah, have to fight with the translations now. Here we go with the next Simon and Freddy till I have the Friday's HP! comic done.

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Post by **Render** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:38 pm

Post by **Render** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:36 pm

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:37 pm

Peanut and Joey have been packaged - let's ship them. XD
Apparently magic requires peanut butter.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:06 pm

Aren't all mothers heroes though?

Post by **Render** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 2:14 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:Apparently magic requires peanut butter.

*giggles* maybe that's the reason for the strange Italian translation I accidentally produced.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Aren't all mothers heroes though?

Yes, the Bad Translator knows the truth.

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