Bad Translation +35 later...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:59 am

I hope the teacher on the street isn't teaching anything inappropriate.

Post by **Render** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:17 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I hope the teacher on the street isn't teaching anything inappropriate.

Of course not! Database isn't such a person.

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Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:08 pm

At least King is sensible and can admit that he's crazy.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:22 pm

Funny thing is King's explanation here makes just about as much sense as the original.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:05 am

Holy crap! King is the first human turned into a dog to fly on his own! Who knew!?

Post by **Render** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:07 am

There are two things I love on that translation. a) How Peanut replies on what King said in panel 1 and b) how King admits that he's crazy and can't explain it.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:55 pm

That strip actually almost makes sense!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:33 pm

Freddy was trying to tell Simon to use his computer to watch shows downloaded on his flash drive. I guess he doesn't have Netflix.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:11 pm

The last panel of the latest Housepets! strip is just too perfect. Is it really badly translated?

Douglas Collier wrote:Freddy was trying to tell Simon to use his computer to watch shows downloaded on his flash drive. I guess he doesn't have Netflix.

Yeah, told with keywords: "Wait, you know... flash drive... mouse...".

Shot at the TV is always a good day, because of the garbage they show.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 12:33 am

Everybody these days have Netflix! Simon you lazy bum, get off your butt and get it!

Post by **Render** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:43 am

Cesco wrote:The last panel of the latest Housepets! strip is just too perfect. Is it really badly translated?

It's all from the Bad Translator. But yes, it's really perfect.

Cesco wrote:Yeah, told with keywords: "Wait, you know... flash drive... mouse...".

Yeah, he's hiding it not very well.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:42 pm

Oh no! Peanut is blind! I would make a joke about him not being a seeing-eye dog, but that would be a groaner.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:50 pm

For Krampussss!
This made me laugh really hard.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:26 pm

I hope no children have been bad this Christmas.

Post by **Render** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:45 pm

Bucky-Roo wrote:For Krampussss!
This made me laugh really hard.

Let's all fight FOR KRAMPUS!

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 10:58 pm

Oh no! Marty wasn't being professional and that's why he got eaten! Always be professional guys.

Post by **Render** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:01 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Oh no! Marty wasn't being professional and that's why he got eaten! Always be professional guys.

At least it was good fun for the whole family.

Also much luck was involved

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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:53 pm

No, Peanut, don't kill King!

This strip shall go down in history as The George Krampus War. General George Rudolph, against the better judgement of his Secretary of Defense, Blitzen, and ignoring the potential expenditures involved, decided to go to war with the Krampus anyway.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:54 pm

That's a novel idea Peanut. Tell King not to be afraid of death or you'll kill him.

Post by **Render** » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:09 am

Douglas Collier wrote:This strip shall go down in history as The George Krampus War. General George Rudolph, against the better judgement of his Secretary of Defense, Blitzen, and ignoring the potential expenditures involved, decided to go to war with the Krampus anyway.

General George Rudolph's heroic fight against the Krampus will not be forgotten!

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:52 pm

Oh I want to subscribe to see more embarrassing pictures of Freddie! Where do I click to subscribe?

Post by **Render** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:31 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Oh I want to subscribe to see more embarrassing pictures of Freddie! Where do I click to subscribe?

Maybe in the S&F thread... XD

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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:30 pm

HAHAHAHA! This one's pretty funny.

Everything is fine - he says as he's tearing down the backdrop and is about to get crushed under it.
And the fake interview is a moose - as we all know.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:40 pm

"What is christmas?" xD

Post by **Render** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 6:53 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:HAHAHAHA! This one's pretty funny.
Everything is fine - he says as he's tearing down the backdrop and is about to get crushed under it.
And the fake interview is a moose - as we all know.

As long as Tarot believes in Santa and the girl, everything is fine.

And the laws can be in your family for years if you don't know them.

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Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:07 pm

Well, everything they've been doing has been made up - I guess they reached the end, ran out of ideas, and decided to end the play dramatically. Peanut gives a good explanation of why they imaginate - it's fun!

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:15 pm

The Grinch wants to be killed with a knife for the cake?

And then, George becomes the great father of three... sons?

After all that, the wolves gone nut!

Yeah, interesting how was this Christmas.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:36 pm

Why does it have to be three sons? It could be a combination or three daughters.

Post by **Render** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:32 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Why does it have to be three sons? It could be a combination or three daughters.

I believe they're three puppies.

And George killed the bad guys with the knife for hte cake.

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:45 pm

What doesn't he want to think about?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:23 pm

Well, Simon mentions a trench - perhaps Freddy was forced to dig a foxhole.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:58 pm

Freddy should be happy because in the case of a nuclear holocaust, all they have to dis fill it up with Twinkies and they will be fine!

Post by **Render** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:04 pm

Does anybody have a QU for me that can count crafty?

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:25 pm

Why do you hate Thursdays? I love them since that is when the Billboard Hot 100 updates.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:04 pm

No, he's saying that Thursdays could be worse - he has a friend on that day. Either that or a friend could be worse on Thursday.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:40 pm

I didn't know friends could be worse to you on certain days. xD

Post by **Render** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 3:29 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:No, he's saying that Thursdays could be worse - he has a friend on that day. Either that or a friend could be worse on Thursday.

Amazee Dayzee wrote:I didn't know friends could be worse to you on certain days. xD

Yeah... Never noticed that. But don't forget the Answer: Milton

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Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:52 pm

So the Milton ferrets are horrible on Thursdays then?

Post by **Render** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:14 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:So the Milton ferrets are horrible on Thursdays then?

They're the answer, just like 42. XD

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Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:38 pm

Jeez, King. No need to brag.