Bad Translation +35 later...

Post by **Render** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 12:52 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
CHAOKOCartoons wrote:Apparently Mungo is partners with RandomGeekNamedBrent because he's romantic.
No comment. Mungo, you weren't supposed to tell anyone

But now that it's out, you can also tell us. We understand it and won't judge you.

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:
Mungo wrote:"If a cat smells like a dog, it's not your fault!"
That's a good wisdom Mungo

It depends... Maybe Fox slobbered all over that cat. xD And maybe Sabrina smells like dog and that could be Fido's fault.

Douglas Collier wrote:Especially if the cat is Grape, with her eating dog biscuits and all.

Do cats who eat dog biscuits smell like dogs?

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 2:50 pm

The nose is a very small place place to hide nine people

(And the swimming pool is GIGANTIC!

)

This is serious! Stop laughing Fox!

How bad will be the experience?

...

Which virtual world?

I wanna go there!

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 5:47 pm

Alright, "swimming pool" got me

Mungo, are you referring to finding suspects based on vague key words then raiding their house???

And apparently on a national scale! Don't abuse your power Mr. President!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 7:13 pm

Maybe that's his attempt at a Phil Ken Sebben impression?

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:24 pm

tsMKG wrote:The nose is a very small place place to hide nine people

Maybe it's a very very huge nose or very very tiny people.

tsMKG wrote:Which virtual world? I wanna go there!

You really wanna be in a virtual world where you will have a bad experience with the office dogs?!

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:Don't abuse your power Mr. President!

When he's using his code name Gio, nobody will know about it.

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:12 pm

Looks like Fox's gonna be arrested

Mr. President! We said to not abuse your power!

Look at what happened

(And the bad guys were in fact, innocent people

)

You deserve more than breathing difficulties

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:56 pm

I love how hilariously consistent these last few have been with each other

So, he used the moon to kill everyone on Earth?! I was wondering why he built that space station on the moon all that time ago! No wonder someone was trying to kill him!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:34 am

wait... the police dog is advising not going to the police...

wut.

Post by **Render** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:58 am

Buster wrote:wait... the police dog is advising not going to the police...

wut.

Yeah, look at what he has to do as a police dog, Talking about work conditions in Mongolia for example... Would you go to the police in that under that conditions?

tsMKG wrote:You deserve more than breathing difficulties

Isn't that enough? awwww... Don't forget that all depends on the moon.

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:I love how hilariously consistent these last few have been with each other

Yeah, sometimes it just fits perfectly. This one is still the most consistent bad translated strip.

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Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:45 pm

sir, you're supposed to read the lines, not the blocking.

Post by **Render** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:24 pm

Buster wrote:sir, you're supposed to read the lines, not the blocking.

Do you mean the driver? xD

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:42 pm

Ooh! A car that squeaks!

:3

Limbo like me, the driver is just right there!

Why waste a fragrance and glitter in sinking down the car?!

"BlackBerry mask"

Did they find a VHS in the car?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:42 pm

"What?" "Vascular Infection!"
xD

Post by **Render** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:15 pm

tsMKG wrote:Ooh! A car that squeaks! :3

That car's a squeaky toy. ^^

tsMKG wrote:"BlackBerry mask"

It's very fruity and also dyes the fur. xD

SuperStar wrote:"What?" "Vascular Infection!"
xD

What else? A sinus infection perhaps?!?

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CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 4:39 pm

EXCUSE ME Mungo?!

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:48 pm

This Dog is lemon cream? what're you planning Keene?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:23 pm

So they did NOT only find 30 million ¥ but also Bamboo [Spirit Dragon]!

Google is your friend, trust me

Lemon Cream Dog? Where?

More like Telerlavilon®

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:53 am

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:EXCUSE ME Mungo?!

Bamboo and Asian money, sounds like a Panda is involved.

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:This Dog is lemon cream? what're you planning Keene?

He's planning a nice dessert... Lemom cream dog^^

tsMKG wrote:Google is your friend, trust me

Maybe Google can tell us more about that 'hybrid beer' the 'driver' is talking about.

tsMKG wrote:More like Telerlavilon®

Telerlavilo is Esperanto and means dishwasher. From telero ‎(“plate”) +‎ lavi ‎(“to wash”) +‎ -ilo ‎(“tool”).

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:37 pm

...so it was a car stolen from a ride from an amusement park.

And it does have a "practical" way to drive it: arrow keys

So they were driving while standing on the car... What?

Don't trust the driver, Fox!

Cutting the rope isn't funny!

JIFFRANKA TIME!

Post by **Render** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 1:30 pm

tsMKG wrote:And it does have a "practical" way to drive it: arrow keys

Must be a car from a computer game. xD

tsMKG wrote:So they were driving while standing on the car... What?

Mr. Bean style!

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Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:01 pm

How did your kids become liquids Mungo?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:26 pm

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:How did your kids become liquids Mungo?

I'm not sure, but why explain that when we have zombie dogs?

Google google, please tell me what is lenkungsöl gas

Purity flip!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:47 pm

Maybe there's supposed to be an apostrophe there and he's saying Liquid Snake was his kids owner?

...Yeah i got nothing.

Post by **Render** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:08 pm

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:How did your kids become liquids Mungo?

I'm not going to explain that.

tsMKG wrote:Google google, please tell me what is lenkungsöl gas

Evaporated steering oil.

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:17 pm

"I'm here" *leaves place*

Looks like Kari's pressing Rick again

Golf vs Coffee Machine?

Post by **Render** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:25 pm

tsMKG wrote:"I'm here" *leaves place*

'Here' means 'behind the car' to solve the problem called Tiffranka.

tsMKG wrote:Golf vs Coffee Machine?

Mungo wants to watch the match and Fox wants to check out the other things on the festival... Maybe they can meet again later.

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CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:59 pm

Apparently what makes a dog is pink wings. Also they're apparently at a shooting gallery, and it would seem they did well considering they got 99 POINTS! Perhaps going for the eyes was bonus points?

Post by **Render** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:51 am

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:Apparently what makes a dog is pink wings.

That's Mary's secret. xD

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:Also they're apparently at a shooting gallery, and it would seem they did well considering they got 99 POINTS! Perhaps going for the eyes was bonus points?

But the main goal must be to shoot the second acne.

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:16 pm

Apparently Fox told ~~Mungo~~ Mary his secret

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Don't tell me the Bad Translations end here

How many 4th walls left?

The Bad Translator messed up the names and called Fox Kevin.

I knew it! Shasha was a drag queen!

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 4:09 pm

Wow poor kevin...

"♫♪Ten cuidao migué, que tiene mu grande los pies... Ten cuidao migué, no te agache que te va rompé...♪♫"

-Edit: I'll translate it as it's explicitly against the rules and I didn't get the idea that it was too bad to be.

"Be careful Miguel, her feet are too big... Be careful Miguel, don't bend down because she will break you..."

Post by **Render** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:18 am

tsMKG wrote:How many 4th walls left?

We're awaiting a new delivery shortly.
In the meantime, print the translation

tsMKG wrote:I knew it! Shasha was a drag queen!

NoSoyFurry wrote:"♫♪Ten cuidao migué, que tiene mu grande los pies... Ten cuidao migué, no te agache que te va rompé...♪♫"

Hm? Is that Spanish? Google says it means "Ten cuidao Migué, which has very big feet ... Ten cuidao Migué, you will not bend breaks you will ..." - Whatever that means.

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Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:41 pm

Aaaaaand I don't know how to send PMs, I just messaged the whole Game Master group as a reply -.- anyway, that's that.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:58 pm

Fox wrote:The behavior in all cases is to remove the line. Go!!

Mungo wrote:This is a recording.

Fox wrote:One of the best apps!

Mungo wrote:Eh, close enough.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:43 pm

Fox has been playing too much GTA if he thinks that murder isn't a problem.

Render wrote:
NoSoyFurry wrote:"♫♪Ten cuidao migué, que tiene mu grande los pies... Ten cuidao migué, no te agache que te va rompé...♪♫"
Hm? Is that Spanish? Google says it means "Ten cuidao Migué, which has very big feet ... Ten cuidao Migué, you will not bend breaks you will ..." - Whatever that means.

Huh, seems like a different dialect, what I can make out is limited;
"Be careful, ???, who has big feet (or could possibly be "because you have big feet")...Be careful, ???, ??? that it will break"
"Rompé" means "tear" or "break", as far as I know. Spanish tends to vary from country to country. Like English, it could be spoken differently in different regions.
"migué" sounds like another word for "friend" or "buddy" judging from the context.
"Cuidao" sounds like the word "cuidado" which I'm more familiar with as "careful."

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 7:06 am

D-Rock wrote:Fox has been playing too much GTA if he thinks that murder isn't a problem.

Render wrote:
NoSoyFurry wrote:"♫♪Ten cuidao migué, que tiene mu grande los pies... Ten cuidao migué, no te agache que te va rompé...♪♫"
Hm? Is that Spanish? Google says it means "Ten cuidao Migué, which has very big feet ... Ten cuidao Migué, you will not bend breaks you will ..." - Whatever that means.
Huh, seems like a different dialect, what I can make out is limited;
"Be careful, ???, who has big feet (or could possibly be "because you have big feet")...Be careful, ???, ??? that it will break"
"Rompé" means "tear" or "break", as far as I know. Spanish tends to vary from country to country. Like English, it could be spoken differently in different regions.
"migué" sounds like another word for "friend" or "buddy" judging from the context.
"Cuidao" sounds like the word "cuidado" which I'm more familiar with as "careful."

Should I post the right translation for that part of the song? I accidentally messaged the Game Masters group so you might have seen it with context...

Also the words you can't translate are intentional typos meant to be interpreted as a stereotypical sevillan accent

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 11:48 am

I believe it is a rule that users may not intentionally require others to translate their message. I mean I'm not the mod here nor do I really mind it for the most part, I'm just saying I've seen people get in trouble for it before in the forums, so be careful

Post by **Render** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:16 pm

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:
Mungo wrote:Eh, close enough.

Exactly my thoughts xD

NoSoyFurry wrote:Also the words you can't translate are intentional typos meant to be interpreted as a stereotypical sevillan accent

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tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 4:27 pm

Fox wrote:I don't want to offend

Fox wrote:In addition, soft hands, break

Do even physics work in that world?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 7:24 pm

wait, so mungo wants to hide evidence and ~~fox~~ Lisa doesn't want to commit an offense this time around? that's a switch.

Post by **Render** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 1:10 pm

tsMKG wrote:Do even physics work in that world?

When physics like to work, it does - otherwise it just sits there with popcorn and watches.

Buster wrote:wait, so mungo wants to hide evidence and ~~fox~~ Lisa doesn't want to commit an offense this time around? that's a switch.

It's a twisted world.

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