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That was unexpected.
You have kids, King! What will they and the entire town think about you now?
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Not A Furry wrote:Oh jee King I didn't know you were into cats... I'd start running while Bailey and Peanut are still in shock, since your life expectancy just dropped to 5 minutes.
Poor Peanut, friendzoned by his secret cat love for being a dog, only to discover she's been cheating on him (and her cat boyfriend) with another dog that was formerly a human.
I think that's meant when the relationship status is switched to "It's complicated."
HellishK9 wrote:That was unexpected.
You have kids, King! What will they and the entire town think about you now?
But maybe it's strictly platonic...

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I don't think you should water the garden if there's still snow on the ground.
On second thought, an ice garden sounds pretty cool.
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HellishK9 wrote:On second thought, an ice garden sounds pretty cool.
Ice skating in the garden! :mrgreen:

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Wouldn't have guessed that it was socially frowned upon to eat there. And the big squirrel looks like she knows a thing or two on proper eating establishments. I mean, just plain weird to go to an open air hospital just for the food.
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That comic almost even made sense! The translator is gaining sentience...
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D-Rock wrote:I mean, just plain weird to go to an open air hospital just for the food.
Yep, but who knows about the real thoughts of squirrels.
SirRayBarker wrote:That comic almost even made sense! The translator is gaining sentience...
That happens from time to time and yeah, it's a bit scary. xD

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Too late :(

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Not A Furry wrote:Too late :(
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A pool of wifi, I'd visit. :mrgreen:
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I think they needs a new butler if the current one doesn't know what the Internet is...
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Jeeves is old, old people don't know what the internet is. he was hired to butle, not surf the webz
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which is why they need to update to a newer version. this one is clearly out of date, and it's impacting performance.
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How convenient that this arc and the current one are overlapping

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RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:he was hired to butle, not surf the webz
That's a valid point.
Buster wrote:which is why they need to update to a newer version. this one is clearly out of date, and it's impacting performance.
Butlers don't need internet access to work properly. And it's not called "out of date" with butlers, it's called "classic".

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so it's pretty consistently beta tester talk, then suddenly plug question? O.o?
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Buster wrote:so it's pretty consistently beta tester talk
And Pit found a glitch in the game, the stones can be used as soap.
Obviously you pay for the game in squirrels... Dunno if Diss likes that. :P
Buster wrote:so it's pretty consistently beta tester talk, then suddenly plug question? O.o?
I'm pretty sure it's for that bath tub where you can use the stones - ahm - soap. xD

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I want a door that plays music when it closes...
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Oh dear. Skryf apparently means 'take', so Keene is apparently proposing a game that involves taking others' souls. Steward seems to be worried about his eyes over the long term, so he doesn't want to decide to play just for money, to which Keene responds that money is the long term.

Not sure what to make of the last part, though the arc name is funny enough.
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Buster wrote:I want a door that plays music when it closes...
you misunderstand, it just says "music" when it closes
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RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
Buster wrote:I want a door that plays music when it closes...
you misunderstand, it just says "music" when it closes
I think that might be annoying after a while...
IronLucario2012 wrote:Oh dear. Skryf apparently means 'take', so Keene is apparently proposing a game that involves taking others' souls.
xD It's a kinda weird game. But Skryf also means "write", could be a better story plot.
IronLucario2012 wrote:the arc name is funny enough.
I agree.

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So, apparently the economy in Finland is the motivation behind all this?

Did anyone else get anything out of that?
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Just that Jeeves has no idea what the howl everyone is talking about.
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Buster wrote:So, apparently the economy in Finland is the motivation behind all this?
Does that mean the economy in Finland is going good or bad?
D-Rock wrote:Just that Jeeves has no idea what the howl everyone is talking about.
Especially why he has to go through the roof...

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The Dead Zone? I thought Res was supposed to be a mash-up of J.K. Rowling and George R. R. Martin, not a Stephen King expy...
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His mom is quite the traveler, and it's nice that Res thinks about her so much, especially this close to Mother's Day.

Wait, Res was once human, too?
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Buster wrote:The Dead Zone? I thought Res was supposed to be a mash-up of J.K. Rowling and George R. R. Martin, not a Stephen King expy...
Check the title... xD - and the new one o.0
D-Rock wrote:His mom is quite the traveler, and it's nice that Res thinks about her so much, especially this close to Mother's Day.
He's such a sweetie. :)

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Why does grape want to eat Nintendo Of America's Twitter account? And why does Res think it's his? :|
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Buster wrote:Why does grape want to eat Nintendo Of America's Twitter account? And why does Res think it's his? :|
What? He's just wondering if he has a web page... And he's pretty much in a Beautiful City.

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All of Res' problems can be solved using just two words!
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HellishK9 wrote:All of Res' problems can be solved using just two words!
Amazing!
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Why would someone make a videogame out of going to the store?
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