HPU - Richardson Valley

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon May 04, 2015 3:34 pm

"What do you mean what do I want to be? It'd be cool to be like a mascot for a software company an live on campus an go to trade shows and have like infinite wifi but like that's going to happen."

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon May 04, 2015 3:35 pm

"The power behind the throne more to your liking, Sixtoes," David said with a smile. "The Wizard behind the curtain?"

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon May 04, 2015 5:48 pm

"What? And leave show biz?"

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Mon May 04, 2015 11:02 pm

Argent wrote:"No no no no I don't wanna be an evil mastermind they hafta do all kindsa political stuff an that makes MY head hurt!"

have your evil minions do that.

Argent wrote:"What do you mean what do I want to be? It'd be cool to be like a mascot for a software company an live on campus an go to trade shows and have like infinite wifi but like that's going to happen."

That seems like a major waste of your talents.
An more like a job I should have...

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Tue May 05, 2015 6:45 am

"You guys are nuts what would I do with minions?"

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue May 05, 2015 9:15 am

"who knows ? take over the internet maybe ?" Selene joked

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Tue May 05, 2015 9:00 pm

Argent wrote:"You guys are nuts what would I do with minions?"

Have them do your dirty work, clean your den, an help you take over the world..
Or at least Richardson Valley...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed May 06, 2015 1:02 am

serence ice fox wrote:"who knows ? take over the internet maybe ?" Selene joked

"Hmm," David grunted, "teach all those pesky kittens a thing or two. Or that," he added after hearing Lucky.

Neon Icy Wings · Post by **Neon Icy Wings** » Wed May 06, 2015 1:30 am

Rosal sat straight up at the mention of kittens, "Hey! Leave the kittens out of this. Don't you know the trouble they go through already? And the motivation they bring to others?" He said dramatically, lifting his arms, "Hang in there kitty!"

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed May 06, 2015 1:48 am

David laughed. "Relax, Rose, relax," he said with a chuckle, "I was merely making fun. The Kittens need the challenge is all."

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed May 06, 2015 4:58 am

Cinnamon watches the exchange in confusion. "What kittens?"

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Thu May 07, 2015 1:56 am

Argent wrote:Cinnamon watches the exchange in confusion. "What kittens?"

The kyoot and fuzzy ones..
They would make great things to try out your inventions upon!
Lucky add, after noticing the cat's reaction..

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Thu May 07, 2015 5:36 am

Cinnamon is totally confused and, for once, silent.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu May 07, 2015 7:20 am

"It's an internet thing, my friend," David explained. "They say there are so many amusing pictures of kittens - and videos - that they could rule the internet world." He rubbed his hand up and down Selene's side slightly.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Thu May 07, 2015 8:05 am

"OH you mean MEMES yeh some of those are really mean have you seen the ones they did of me when I was a cub? My dad posted a picture to this rescue board when I was little an it took off and some of it was pretty nasty."

He taps at his phone a bit and pulls up a picture of a badly injured animal on an image board, repeated over and over with jokes about 'roadkill' overlaid.

"I got better obviously it doesn't even hurt any more I just get tired easy."

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:12 am

Without even realizing it , Selene leaned back and almost put her entire weight (she doesn't weight much , but still , the point was she didn't notice she was doing it) on David's shoulder as she enjoyed the warmth and gentleness of his paw.
"You don't seems like the type to get tired easily though" she said

Civilization · Post by **Civilization** » Fri May 08, 2015 9:55 am

Alphabites looked at the meme and then looked down, he erased his board, That's still pretty terrible. It was all he could think of to write.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:21 am

serence ice fox wrote:"You don't seems like the type to get tired easily though" she said

"I know people keep saying that right but it's just because they've never tried to keep up with other martens. I used to try and talk to wild martens but it was a total waste of time for two reasons. First martens just don't wanna talk. Second they're crazy fast and there's no way I can keep up with 'em. Third. Um that's three reasons. Third they're territorial as anything and bugging them is dangerous if you're the wrong species and I am."

Civilization wrote:Alphabites looked at the meme and then looked down, he erased his board, That's still pretty terrible. It was all he could think of to write.

"Yeh it was but it's all water under the bridge now so don't worry about it. Anyway I guess the fireworks are over what are we gonna do now it's getting kind of late."

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:10 am

Argent wrote:
Civilization wrote:Alphabites looked at the meme and then looked down, he erased his board, That's still pretty terrible. It was all he could think of to write.
"Yeh it was but it's all water under the bridge now so don't worry about it. Anyway I guess the fireworks are over what are we gonna do now it's getting kind of late."

We could play at being wolves, and pack all up together for the night, in one big pile of critters.
Lucky suggests.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon May 11, 2015 3:13 am

David heard what Lucky said and decided he saw some attraction in that. He looked at Selene.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon May 11, 2015 9:29 am

"Too hot for that this time of year really and I need to get back to the zoo before morning so I'm not late for my chores and then I'm doing my first show at ten. I don't know what Mark's got planned for it he just said I oughta play along with whatever he does."

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon May 11, 2015 10:17 am

Yukon reached out an arm and draped it around Rosal's shoulders, "Hey, you said we could be third wheels together." He stuck his tongue out in a playful manner.

Neon Icy Wings · Post by **Neon Icy Wings** » Mon May 11, 2015 4:08 pm

Rosal Leaned into Yukon's embrace comically, "Indeedy do I did. Besides, while we are surrounded by love birds we have to be grounded so as to not let them be TOO blinded by love and go down with the ship should anything happen." He paused for a moment, "Say, are we the odd ones out now?"

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon May 11, 2015 8:20 pm

"I don't know if I can consider us a couple. We haven't gone out on a date yet." He chuckles and looks around the group, "Sixtoes and Alphabites are in the same boat we are."

Neon Icy Wings · Post by **Neon Icy Wings** » Mon May 11, 2015 9:23 pm

Rosal nodded, "True. So how about we start with a bromance, and at a later date consider removing the B from the word?" He chuckled lightly, "Never did believe in a Disney romance anyway."

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 11, 2015 9:30 pm

Welsh Halfwit wrote:David heard what Lucky said and decided he saw some attraction in that. He looked at Selene.

"erm...." for some reasons , known only by herself , Selene gave David a quick look , blushing a little bit , before pretending to look up at the night sky
"So , erm , wouldn't you need to , you know , what your house or , something ?"

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Tue May 12, 2015 7:46 am

"We're not in a boat we're in a barn an if you mean that metaphorically I don't think I'm in any kind of predicament at all. I mean I got a good job and I'm even supposed to get paid for it which is awesome right? It's Alphabites who needs to get a human to look after him an maybe we can do something about that anyway wasn't that the plan?"

Civilization · Post by **Civilization** » Tue May 12, 2015 9:47 am

Alphabites looked at the group, Eh, let them have their moment, I can wait He showed Sixtoes the board, he nodded to the exit hoping Sixtoes would get the message.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Tue May 12, 2015 10:05 am

Cinnamon looks confused, but then shrugs.

"I gotta head back you wanna come with an see where the zoo is?"

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue May 12, 2015 10:08 am

Yukon though for a moment then shrugged, "I suppose, I have never been in a bromance before. But I suppose there's a first for lots of things, right?"

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Wed May 13, 2015 12:27 am

Argent wrote:Cinnamon looks confused, but then shrugs.

"I gotta head back you wanna come with an see where the zoo is?"

you going to be able to find your way back in the dark?
stretching out on the floor, watching random fireworks going off from within the houses in town.
Cuddling Kayla in close..

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Wed May 13, 2015 8:46 am

"Nocturnal species, remember? And humans actually light the whole neighborhood at night can you imagine how much electricity that takes it's totally awesome! There's plenty of light even for stuff like this!"

One, two long running steps across the roof and he's airborne, falling halfway to the ground before catching the springy outer branches of a fir and swinging around in an elastic loop that ends in a comfortable perch on a heavier fork.

Neon Icy Wings · Post by **Neon Icy Wings** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:32 pm

Rosal nodded wisely, "Indeed, indeed. If there were no firsts we wouldn't have apples, as no one would have eaten them to check if they were poisonous. And on another note, I haven't been in a bromance, or any long term friendship really. Any idea what 'bros' do?"

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu May 14, 2015 4:29 am

serence ice fox wrote:
Welsh Halfwit wrote:David heard what Lucky said and decided he saw some attraction in that. He looked at Selene.
"erm...." for some reasons , known only by herself , Selene gave David a quick look , blushing a little bit , before pretending to look up at the night sky
"So , erm , wouldn't you need to , you know , what your house or , something ?"

David laughed. "I suppose you're right, beautiful lady. I really should spend some nights there, eh?"

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Thu May 14, 2015 8:07 am

"Bros fistbump an noogie an prank each other over whose turn it is to do the laundry well if they're human anyway most animals don't need to do laundry. It's totally a pack animal thing that's what dad says like wolves. Or... or... otters! Yeh yeh yeh you wanna see totally bros you gotta see how the otters at the zoo get on. What was that bro movie dad made me watch when he was tryin' to socialize me lemme see..."

Totally neglecting his precarious perch he pulls out his phone again and squawks.

"Snake-litter! It's almost dead anyone got a charge?"

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu May 14, 2015 10:25 am

Kayla cuddled against Lucky's chest and smiled. "You guys would be a cute couple." she told Rosal and Yukon, giggling.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu May 14, 2015 6:03 pm

Yukon looked at Rosal then back to Kayla, "Do grey and pink really go together that well?"

Neon Icy Wings · Post by **Neon Icy Wings** » Thu May 14, 2015 9:53 pm

Rosal shrugged and suppressed a yawn, "I would say they do, then again I may be protective of my color of choice, and would rather it not look horrid in any circumstance."

Civilization · Post by **Civilization** » Fri May 15, 2015 2:12 pm

Alphabites watched as the group did, well, what ever this was with their relationships. He looked out at the tree, he had heard Sixtoes question but he didn't know if Sixtoes could see his board from so far away. No. He wrote and held out his board, he also shook his head no and shrugged, hoping that any of those tactics would work.

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Sun May 17, 2015 12:18 am

hypernovatic wrote:Kayla cuddled against Lucky's chest and smiled. "You guys would be a cute couple." she told Rosal and Yukon, giggling.

Lucky flexes his ears about before asking..
I guess they do....
but which one will end up having the kits?
Lucky asks with a perfectly straight muzzle.