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k guiz, here's my story! In it i attempt to fix everythin that mr Griffin did wrong in HP as well as introduse my own original char!! plz liek it and giv me praises!!

======== IT BEGINS! ========
Ebony Bella Nightengale flew over Babylon Gardens. She was the most beautiful rainbow fire gryphon to ever exist, and everyone loved her. She landed perfectly in her own way in the street and Grape said "wow, what a beautiful rainbow fire gryphon!" and she petted her and they both enjoyed it.
Just then Peanut came outside and said "Hi"
Ebony looked down and said "Hi" back.
Peanut thought she was pretty but then he saw Grape and turned to her and said "I love you" and started kissing her and she kissed back because she loved him too. Max and Tarot (who is a dog and not a dragon because that arc never happened) looked at each other and were dismayed until they saw what they hadn't seen before which was each other and they fell in love at first sight and began to kiss too. And everyone was happy.
======== NEXT TIME: King and Sasha. ========

K! That was my story! Everyone tell me how much you liek!
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ZOMG ... PRIZES!

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...um wow Ok then this should be very interesting indeed.

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As funny as this was, this doesn't really belong here. I'm tempted to lock or move this topic, but something in the back of my head tells me not to. :lol:
Edit: I won't lock this. Please continue :mrgreen:

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BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Somehow it is the most amazing thing I ever read
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ctcmjh wrote:As funny as this was, this doesn't really belong here. I'm tempted to lock or move this topic, but something in the back of my head tells me not to. :lol:
Edit: I won't lock this. Please continue :mrgreen:
When something is over the top like this, it's parody/hyperbole! It's fine.

The funniest part is that I've actually seen fanfiction that's like this that's absolutely serious. :lol:
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It's like nothing I ever read on this subject.
I like it! Keep it coming, Rock!
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Limbo like me
Awesome
Read this waitin in line
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HAI EVRY1! THANKS 4 ALL UR PRAISES I GLAD YOU LIKE! AND 2 THE HATERS: STOP MKING FUN OF ME!!!! IS IS A BRILLIANT WRITTER!!!!!!11!!!!111!!1!

SO HERE IS PART 2 EVRY1 ENJOY IT!!!

======== KING AND SASHA AND BINO ========
So, Alpha Ebony Nightengale Awesomewin (that's her name now I decided, she's the alpha of an awesome were-pack named the Awesomewin pack because she's so awesum!) was walking down the street and everyone was looking at her because she was the most beautiful snow-white dragon evar! So then she saw Sasha and Bino and he was being mean to her because he is a bad boyfriend, so she said "No!" and he stopped, and then Sasha's owner came and was mean too, so she breathed her awesome rainbow plasma fire on him and then she ate him.
"Yay!" Sasha said, and she gave Ebony a fluffy hug, and Ebony was fluffy too, because she was also a furry dragon with soft beautiful fur, the most beautiful fur in the world and everyone loved her.
Then King came along and was all cool and stuff and Sasha realized that he was the right one for her, and so she said "King! I luvz you! MARRY ME!!"
and at first King was like "But I used to be human and it would be weird so I don't want to!" but then he realized how awesum it would be so he said "OK!" and they kissed and were happy.
And so Bino was like "Aww... I has no GF now..."
But then Rex came and said "Oh by the way I'm a girl and nobody knew it B4 so do you wanna go out?!"
And Bino said "OK!" And they started kissing and they were happy and everything was great and once again Alpha Ebony Nightengale Awesomewin has fixed Rick Griffin's story for him! You're welcum sweetie! <3
======== NEXT TIME: Can Ebony find LOVE? ========

So, everyone tell me how good it was, K?!? THANKS!!! BAI!!!
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Hahaha seriously I can't stop laughing :3
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Oh my gawd! I was laughing my head off when I read this :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: My God Rockstar you do the best impression of a young teenage fan fic writer that is hyped up on sugar that I have ever seen. That was absolutely hilarious.

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Ogod! :shock:
It's simply BEAUTIFUL! I laughed my kidneys off! :D :D
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valerio wrote:Rocket.
Whos Rocket? My names Alpha Ebony Bella Nightengale Awesomewin, the most beautiful White Dragoness in the hole wide world!!!! <3 <3 <3
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Limbo like me
Rex is a girl lol
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Hey rockstar, you forgot to add that "after King and Sasha gotten married, some time later they had poppies, er... I mean puppies". Oh man this is an funny fic. And poor Bino, lol.

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Barkeron wrote:Hey rockstar, you forgot to add that "after King and Sasha gotten married, some time later they had poppies, er... I mean puppies". Oh man this is an funny fic. And poor Bino, lol.
Nuuuu! That's chain of events!! they dont start has poppies until much laters! :)
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RockstarRaccoon wrote:
Barkeron wrote:Hey rockstar, you forgot to add that "after King and Sasha gotten married, some time later they had poppies, er... I mean puppies". Oh man this is an funny fic. And poor Bino, lol.
Nuuuu! That's chain of events!! they dont start has poppies until much laters! :)
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Hahahahahahahahahagahahahahaha

...that was very good... :lol:

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RockstarRaccoon wrote: Nuuuu! That's chain of events!! they dont start has poppies until much laters! :)

Okay so it was a wild but obvious guess on my part, so I really can't call it a spoiler can I? :)

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Dude, it should be illegal to laugh as hard I'm laughing right now :lol:
keep it up! Please!! :lol: :lol:

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HAY GUIZ I SORRY I DIDNT UPDATE IN SO LONG BUT NOW I BACK SO YAY!

HERES PART 3 FOR YOU ALL TO LOVE UNCONDIIONALLY!!

---- PART 3!!! ----
So Vallerie Ebony Bellatrix Nightengale the 15th, queen of the rainbow unicorns was walking down the street, her rainbow mane and tail flowing behind her sweet pink body. As she passed people who were in love they all sad "how beautiful!" and admired her. She saw all the people and smiled and everything was great and everyone was happy and Kind and Sasha were in luv and Peanut and Grape were in luv and Bino and Rex (who is a girl b-cuz I said so) were in luv and Fido and Sabrina were in luv, and Max and Tarot were in luv and everyone was happy! It wasn't hard for Vallerie Ebony Bellatrix Nightengale the 15th to find luv in a loving world with so many people in luv. So to answer the question at the end of the last one, YES! Vallerie Ebony Bellatrix Nightengale the 15th CAN find luv and everything is great and everyone is happy!
---- THE END! ----

ISN'T IT GRATE U GAIZ? I AM BEST WRITER ON PLANET, I KNO!!! I WILL HAS NEW ONE OUT SOON! BAI!
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And I luve you and your avvie just fitz ya! :D :D :D
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HAY I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I HOPE RICK GRIFFIN READS THIS B-CUZ IT CULD REELY IMPROVE HIS WRITING IF HE WOULD TAKE MY ADVICE AND WRITE HIS COMIC LIKE I SAY TO!!!! OK JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT BAI!
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rofl.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Ai lolz'd. Ai crized. Ai luvved. :D
Heh. Look at that... I started an actual Housepets! fan-fic.
https://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/v ... 70#p131370
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No, seriously. This is the funniest thing I've read in awhile.

You are trolling so hard. :lol:
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:lol: This is rich.

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Teh Brawler wrote:Image
No, seriously. This is the funniest thing I've read in awhile.

You are trolling so hard. :lol:
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I am glad you think my story is cool but you must understand that I IS NOT TROLLIN! K plez dun b a hater and say that i is.

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Is this just going to be My Immortal with a lot less MCR and a lot more fur? :P
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Sleet wrote:Is this just going to be My Immortal with a lot less MCR and a lot more fur? :P
Gasp, Sleet posted in the Roleplaying and Fanfiction board.
I only read the first two chapters.

Oh gosh that was stupid.
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My friend did a reading of the first half (and then ran out of time) to a room of like 15 of my friends at a party I threw this summer. It was a ton of fun.
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Am I the only person here who is familiar with what this is parodying?

Unless this isn't actually a parody of what I think it is and it just happens to bear a coincidental resemblance.

Or you all know and you just haven't mentioned it yet...

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Jarr wrote:Am I the only person here who is familiar with what this is parodying?

Unless this isn't actually a parody of what I think it is and it just happens to bear a coincidental resemblance.

Or you all know and you just haven't mentioned it yet...
No.

No, this is a parody.

You are correct, good sir.


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welcome to the forum, Jarr :D
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Jarr wrote:Am I the only person here who is familiar with what this is parodying?
Depends what you were thinking of.
Sleet wrote:Is this just going to be My Immortal with a lot less MCR and a lot more fur? :P
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I noticed similarities to that. Was that what you were thinking?
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Well, I just read a little bit of My Immortal to see what you guys were talking about...
It's terrible in a hilarious way, and I'm currently choking on laughter

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Thanks for the welcomes guys!

Actually, I thought it was a parody of this

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Jarr wrote:Am I the only person here who is familiar with what this is parodying?

Unless this isn't actually a parody of what I think it is and it just happens to bear a coincidental resemblance.

Or you all know and you just haven't mentioned it yet...
NO!! This is NOT aparody of ANYTHING!!! this is my own origonal writing to try and fixx what is wrong with rickgrifinz stories!!!! bcuz he dosnt kno how to write!!!!!

Pleez dont come into my thread just 2 b mean and post hate guyz :( :( :( i am profeshunnel trying to work on my MAESTROPIECE!!!!!!

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