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Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 12:34 pm
by JamesTCat
"MY DAYJOB! I can't get enough of it!"
-The Mask, referring to Stanley Ipkiss' job at edge city's bank.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 12:32 am
by Amazee Dayzee
"Don't mind her. She's still upset, because somebody dropped a house on her sister." — Otho (Beetlejuice)
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:47 pm
by furrygamer793
"Watch closely, Haseo. Burn this into your eyes! This is the truth you've been searching for!" Ovan, .hack//G.U. Volume 2, Reminisce
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 8:53 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
"And you wonder why I'm into conspiracies, we're LIVING in one." — John Munch (Law and Order: SVU)
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:38 pm
by Legotron123
Alpha 5: I get that you don't have any friends, which is probably why you want to "keep" me. But you've threatened my friends, you've threatened their home, and you've taken their families. I'm not really going to stand for that.
Brainiac: You have no choice.
Alpha 5: I have a choice. I choose to fight for something larger than myself.
Justice League/Power Rangers Issue 5.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 10:55 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?" — Bill Maher
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:44 pm
by FireworkFox
"FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"
-Nero, Star Trek(2009)
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:43 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.” – Gordon Ramsay (Hell's Kitchen)
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:11 am
by trekkie
Amazee Dayzee wrote:There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.” – Gordon Ramsay (Hell's Kitchen)
Okay, I love that quote.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 12:28 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh'." — Conan O'Brien
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:50 pm
by Dogglar
"I solve Practical Problems."
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:19 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
“As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job” ― Roseanne Barr
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:40 pm
by FireworkFox
"Okay! People are dead!"
-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, after killing a bunch of guards in X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Also:
Wolverine: Do you ever shut up, pal?
Deadpool: No, not while I'm awake.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:17 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
"It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers." — Carol Burnett"
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:24 pm
by NHWestoN
"Believe me, there is absolutely nothing half so much worth doing as messing around in a boat." Ratty from Kenneth Graham's Wind In the Willows.
Yeah, he wrote that long before Jaws.....
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:34 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
"It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month." — Kathy Griffin
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:11 pm
by NHWestoN
"You've buttered yer bed and now yah gots tah sleep in it." Popeye the Sailor.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:19 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.” — David Letterman
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2020 10:39 pm
by Legotron123
"Don't be a worry baby
No need to hurry baby, when you're with me
Don't run way up ahead
Take the long way instead
There's lots to see
When you slow down to listen
And you won't go a missin' chances to play
We'll always have tomorrow
No need to let it borrow
Time from today
So don't be a worry baby
No need to hurry baby, when you're with me
Just take it easy peezy, my little lemon squeezy
You're always with me."
Tuba's Lullaby, Infinity Train Book 3.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2020 11:08 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." — Penn Jillette
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 9:59 am
by trekkie
“A Jose Conseco bat? Tell me you didn’t pay money for this.” Raphael Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2020 1:17 am
by Amazee Dayzee
“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” — Voltaire
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:53 am
by NHWestoN
"But I don't want to go among mad people, ," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that, " said the Cat. "Everyone's mad here."
L.Carroll
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 4:18 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” — Anonymous
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 8:40 am
by NHWestoN
"Social security was supposed to solve the problem of old people but there are more of them now than ever!"
- Rand Paul ... or Paul Rand ... or Randy Appalling ... one of those fellas.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 5:35 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
"I will laugh at the laughable while I breathe." — Mary Boykin Chesnut
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 3:27 am
by The Blue Fox
"There are three ways of acting wisely.
The first is through meditation, this is the noblest.
Second, by imitation, this is the easiest.
Third, by experience, this is the bitterest."
- Owl, The Animals Of Farthing Wood
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:28 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open." — Frank Zappa
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 5:25 pm
by trekkie
"What does that mean? If you try really hard do you think you could be a bit more obscure?" Jayfeather The Power of Three
Sparkpelt: It's bad enough you had to chase the dog off, I'm supposed to be the warrior. Don't rub nettles in the wound.
Alderheart: I was going to use oak leaf. It's better for infections.
Sparkpelt: Smartears!
Darkest Night
"Sure, and hedgehogs fly."-Shadowsight Lost Stars
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:29 am
by Amazee Dayzee
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." — Fred Allen
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:09 pm
by furrygamer793
“I’m still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off the balcony”
“Oh, believe me, that’s not the first time we’ve tried.”
“I shot him.”
Doctor Weir, McKay, and Major Sheppard respectively, Stargate Atlantis, Season 1 Episode 2: Hide and Seek
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:04 am
by Amazee Dayzee
"One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute." — William Feather
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 7:43 pm
by NHWestoN
"If you keep turning the corner, you may be going in circles." Howland Owl.
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 1:37 am
by CuriousCnidarian
The trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed" - Anonymous
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 3:51 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
“I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character.” —Charles Barkley
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:45 pm
by NHWestoN
"It's the stupidity, Economists!"
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 2:52 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." —Walt Disney
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:06 am
by Harry Johnathan
"If God and Christ Jesus is with us and for us, who can be against us?"
-Saint Paul, The Epistle to the Romans
"Imagination is more Important that Knowledge"
-Albert Einstein, Saturday Evening Post
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! You haven't seen nothing yet!"
-Al Jonson, The Jazz Singer
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:19 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
“My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.” ― Isaac Marion
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 7:36 pm
by NHWestoN
"There's no greater burden than that of a great potential." Linus Van Pelt.