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OMG how could i forget!!!
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The Bride: Where's Bill?
The Bride: Where's Bill?
Buck: Please stop hitting me...
The Bride: WHERE'S BILL?
Buck: I-I don't know who Bill is!
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The Bride: What are you doing here?
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The Bride: Why are you here?
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The Bride: Are you going to be nice?
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"Cats and dogs, living together! It's mass panic!"


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"Two players, two sides. One light. The other, dark." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.2 "Pilot (part 2)")
He pretty much set up the entire theme and feel for the episodes to come with that Backgammon game. Similarly:
"I've looked into the eye of this island and what I saw was beautiful." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.5 "White Rabbit")
And many more, but particularly anything with Locke and Vincent interacting.
Oh: "I lied."

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thoughtwright wrote:"Two players, two sides. One light. The other, dark." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.2 "Pilot (part 2)")
He pretty much set up the entire theme and feel for the episodes to come with that Backgammon game. Similarly:
"I've looked into the eye of this island and what I saw was beautiful." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.5 "White Rabbit")
And many more, but particularly anything with Locke and Vincent interacting.
Oh: "I lied."
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CaptainPea wrote:YOU JUST WON A LIFE'S SUPPLY OF WIN

"...Got any milk?"
I swear I had the post composed for hours, and once I hit submit it notified me of your post just a minute earlier.

And while I'm thinking of infamous one-liners, "ENGAGE" (oh awesome)

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CaptainPea wrote:
thoughtwright wrote:"Two players, two sides. One light. The other, dark." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.2 "Pilot (part 2)")
He pretty much set up the entire theme and feel for the episodes to come with that Backgammon game. Similarly:
"I've looked into the eye of this island and what I saw was beautiful." - John Locke (Terry O'Quinn, Lost, ep. 1.5 "White Rabbit")
And many more, but particularly anything with Locke and Vincent interacting.
Oh: "I lied."
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"..." - Gordon Freeman.

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I think he was quoting Link when he said that.

Valve takes the reference even further with Chell saying the same thing.
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"Yes," Casablanca

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Seriously? No mention of "Frankly my dear, I don't give a muffins and cookies"?
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naylorfan90 wrote:"Are you telling me that coconuts migrate!?"
YES Monty Python has so many great quotes, from any of the movies.
"It's just a flesh wound!"

One of the most quotable writers ever (besides Monty Python) has to be Wes Anderson:
"If what I think is happening, IS happening... It better not be." - Mrs. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox) This has to be my pick for best ever, at least for now.
"Why'd you take your shoes off?" "So I don't break your nose when I kick it." - Beaver's son, Kristofferson (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
"I saved Latin. What did you ever do?" - Max Fischer (Rushmore)
And way, way more I remembered after watching once, which almost never happens.

I second "DON'T PANIC" though that's not exclusive to the movie.
"Share and Enjoy!" - Sirius Cybernetics Cooperation, Complaints Division (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) Wait that's not from the movie... I think...
"Zaphiod's just this guy, you know?"
"But this isn't a presidential release of prisoner form, those are blue!" (hmm would I call that best ever?)
"Buttons aren't toys!"

Do I have to pick just one? It's kind of hard to pick an awesome line that stands out on it's own, everything is so contextual, maybe we should start a thread for best overall scenes?

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Oh wait, oh wait, I got one!

"You're tearing me APART, Lisa!"

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I would quote Nick from L4D2, but his quotes include quite colorful words.
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http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/It%27s_Alw ... iladelphia :D

In particular...

Lawyer- In fact, I don't think that you know anything about law practice.

Charlie- Okay dude, if we toe to toe on bird law, I'd have you stumped.

Lawyer- Bird law does not exist.

Charlie- Says someone who knows nothing about the law!
Daniel Plainview- I DRINK YOUR MILSHAKE!
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"A bunch of baby ducks, Send them to the moon! Soda machine that doesn't work, Send it to the moon!"

EDIT: Since Naylorfan already put one:

"And here we see Byrd, spelled with a "y" instead of an "I". Because poor literacy is Kewl!"
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"...treating illnesses is why we became doctors, treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable."

"The treatments don't always work. Symptoms never lie."

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"Never trust doctors."

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"It's over 9000!"

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"Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?"

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you're doing it wrong!
Spargo wrote:"Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?"
44R0NM10 wrote:"It's over 9000!"
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Psykeout wrote:you're doing it wrong!
Spargo wrote:"Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?"
44R0NM10 wrote:"It's over 9000!"
there.
Quote Nazi. Also: hy didn't you people do that when I said kamehameha? :cry:
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Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?
Peasant: She looks like one.
[Crowd indistinctly shouts]
Bedevere: Bring her forward!
Girl: I'm not a witch.
Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...
Girl: They dressed me up like this. [Crowd murmurs]
Girl: And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
Bedevere: [inspects the nose and confirms] Well?
Peasant: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant: And the hat. She's a witch!
Peasant Crowd: Burn her!
Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant Crowd: No, no, no! [beat] Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?
Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt.
[Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
Bedevere: A newt?
[Silence]
Peasant: Well, I got better.
Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!

Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]
Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--
Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege! [trumpets blare to a shot of a castle]
King Arthur: [awed] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.
King Arthur: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
[The inhabitants of Camelot sing "Knights of the Round Table"]
Knights of the Round Table: [singing and dancing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.
Knight: I have to push the pram a lot.
[Cut back to Arthur]
King Arthur: On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.

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Final_Silence wrote:Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?
Peasant: She looks like one.
[Crowd indistinctly shouts]
Bedevere: Bring her forward!
Girl: I'm not a witch.
Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...
Girl: They dressed me up like this. [Crowd murmurs]
Girl: And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
Bedevere: [inspects the nose and confirms] Well?
Peasant: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant: And the hat. She's a witch!
Peasant Crowd: Burn her!
Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant Crowd: No, no, no! [beat] Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?
Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt.
[Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
Bedevere: A newt?
[Silence]
Peasant: Well, I got better.
Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!

Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]
Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--
Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege! [trumpets blare to a shot of a castle]
King Arthur: [awed] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.
King Arthur: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!
[The inhabitants of Camelot sing "Knights of the Round Table"]
Knights of the Round Table: [singing and dancing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.
Knight: I have to push the pram a lot.
[Cut back to Arthur]
King Arthur: On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.

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"Caaarl!"
- Paul, Llamas with hats.

"Say Hello to my Little Friend! >:(!!!"
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"Imagination..."
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