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You know are policy! we never turn down work that pays!-Vector, Sonic Heroes.

And now you why I am the best!-Dr. Eggman, Sonic Adventure 2

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"You mean it's working? For real this time? Because... I still have nightmares about that cat." - Barney Calhoun

"What cat?" - Alyx Vance

Ah, Half Life 2. Always capable of providing interesting and odd quotes. Much like Portal.

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The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that, "Android ****" is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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eat me!, No don't-Jim chapmin Biohazard outbreak
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You're worse than my Ex-wife! -George Hamilton Biohazard Outbreak
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"Honey? Please, don´t shoot me."
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Literally every line in this cutscene is my favourite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYqnZuwk3q0
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Howdy, folks. This here's where y'all reveal ya favorite quotes from movies and shows. If there's already a topic like this, sorry. Well, I'll start us off with...


"I AM A MAAWN!" *punch*

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After PM consultation with naylorfan90, I've decided to open this thread for discussion of your favorite TV quotes only. For movie quotes, please see the appropriate thread.
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Well movie quote guys, I hope y'all don't mind if I give a quote from a TV show.

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Hay, Your supposed to be dead!
Am I not?

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Oh, I just remembered this.

"Alright, nobody try and fallow us, or I kill myself and then her."

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I can only paraphrase but Fry from Futurama got me laughing with this one:

Fry: Ooh,ooh! I'm having one of those things! You know, a headache with pictures.

Leela: An idea?

Fry: Yeah, that!

The episode titled A Taste Of Freedom.
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"Whenever I'm straight, whatever I'm sitting on is straight, too!" -- uttered by a laser level on Playhouse Disney (actually, as my dear friend Craig Kasper points out, a level is for measuring levelness, not rectilinearity, but since when has children's television been intelligent?).

I rarely watch television, so apologies for the shortness and lameness of this post.

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"Was it a dinosaur?"
"It wasn't a dinosaur."
"You say you didn't see it."
"I didn't."
"So how do you know it wasn't a dinosaur?"
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>.>
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"MISS FINE!"
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"How you doin?" - Joey from Friends. Gets me every time.

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Psykeout wrote:>.>
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"MISS FINE!"
:shock: "Oh Mr. Schefield!"

Please tell me that was a The Nanny quote. Pleeaase!

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"Nothing is true; everything is permitted." - Assassin's Creed.

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My head's not big! Why does everyone say that? -Dib.

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Almighty Tallest Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?
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Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!

Gir: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while. KAY?

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Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Billy!

...love Dexters Lab :D

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naylorfan90 wrote:
Psykeout wrote:>.>
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"MISS FINE!"
:shock: "Oh Mr. Schefield!"

Please tell me that was a The Nanny quote. Pleeaase!
*glomps NF*
bwah bwah

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44R0NM10 wrote:Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Dexter
Dexter: Goodbye Billy!

...love Dexters Lab :D
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Psykeout wrote:
naylorfan90 wrote:
Psykeout wrote:>.>
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"MISS FINE!"
:shock: "Oh Mr. Schefield!"

Please tell me that was a The Nanny quote. Pleeaase!
*glomps NF*
*is glomped* Yay!

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no, its HA-HA-HA, HA-HA-HA, HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA-HA!
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HA-HA-HA, HA-HA-HA, HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA-HA!

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"NOOOOO!" *Dexter yelling in despair as his lab is wrecked*

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Dexter: "Nothing, nothing, you only see air!"
CHEW, CH-CHEW! CHEW CH-CHEW CH-CHEW! CHEW, CH-CHEW! CHEW CH-CHEW CH-CHEW!

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*FOOT-TAP-TAP, FOOT-TAP-TAP, FOOT-TAP FOOT-TAP FOOT-TAP-TAP*
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Off topic for just a second, everyone who thinks Mandark was one of the greatest cartoon characters of all time, raise your hand *raises hand*

Now moving on to a quote...

"Gravy!"

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"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." -Sandy Cheeks
"Bicycle Repair Man IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!" -Bill O' Reilly
"It's 4' o' clock on the East Coast. Do you know where your money is?" Closing Bell, CNBC
"...and I can see Russia from my house!" -Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live

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*Raises hand*

Did anybody know Edd, Ed, n Eddy had a movie? Watched it, and it was amazing!

Whynay Emnay, I say Ed

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Karl Pilkington has to be the funniest AND dumbest man alive :lol:
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44R0NM10 wrote:*Raises hand*

Did anybody know Edd, Ed, n Eddy had a movie? Watched it, and it was amazing!

Whynay Emnay, I say Ed
Yep, as the series finale. Great way to end it too, wouldn't ya say?

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*raises paw*
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i cant think of another quote... :(
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naylorfan90 wrote:
44R0NM10 wrote:*Raises hand*

Did anybody know Edd, Ed, n Eddy had a movie? Watched it, and it was amazing!

Whynay Emnay, I say Ed
Yep, as the series finale. Great way to end it too, wouldn't ya say?

"Morphanominal!"
Yeah I would!

"We did it! We did it Double D!"
"And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie Eddy."

I love how they break the forth wall like that!

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