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We have a topic for best movie, what about the worst ones?

In by opinion, worst movie I've seen in a while is Terminator Salvation.
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Naked space. WORST MOVIE EVER MADE, DON'T WATCH IT YOU WILL REGRET IT.
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Bridge to teribithia.

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Transformers revenge of the failen
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Anything by Friedberg and Seltzer.
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Little monsters. WTF!!!!!??????

I saw that movie three years ago and I still can't figure out what the hell posessed some one to write and then direct it...

The message is "screw up other people's lives to make yourself feel better"
And it's a kids movie. FOR LITTLE KIDS. Yes little one's destroy Jimmy's bike so you're parents getting divorced will feel easier. :D :D :D :D NOOOOOO!

Sorry, That movie just scared me.
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The worst I've seen is the Garfield movie. Transformers 2 and The Happening are fighting for the worst "adult" movie I've seen.
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Ice planet
have fun trying to find out what's going on... I sure did

skip to 3:14 if you want to see the start of the movie and go.. "what the..."
it was made in 2001
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WHat the...
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Epic Movie tops my list. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

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Anthroguy101 wrote:Epic Movie tops my list. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Epic Movie lied to us!
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You paid for another X Movie, you don't get your money back; you've been very much warned.
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Um...Am I the only one that noticed we're posting in the "Wost Movie Ever" thread?
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I am just chock full of spelling mistakes huh?

EDIT: I did it again! I meant chock not chick!!! I'm cursed!!

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The Game wrote:I am just chick full of spelling mistakes huh?
THE GAME IS A GIRL! XD just kidding. We already knew this.
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Kyderra wrote:Ice planet
Wikipedia says it's directed by Winrich Kolbe, the guy who made Star Trek: TNG and DS9. He should've known better...
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Liam wrote:
Kyderra wrote:Ice planet
Wikipedia says it's directed by Winrich Kolbe, the guy who made Star Trek: TNG and DS9. He should've known better...
*reads wiki* It sounds good, but I guess everything sounds better than it is (except when it's better than what it sounds like)
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A Troll in Central Park sounds awful. I couldn't even stand the scenes from the Nostalgia Critic (had to cut it off early), so there's no way I'm able to see the entire thing.

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ANY live action/CGI movie based on an animated TV series.
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Transformers 2...

and Mouse Hunt

I absolutely despise Mouse Hunt.
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KNOWING is the ABSOLUTELY WORSE movie ever made in human kind history! I swear i saw it for free and i wanted my time back so bad! Aliens and black stones and making little kids the only hope for repopulating another planet DOES not go hand in hand!!

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Sleet wrote:The Happening
My parents saw this movie in theaters and were more amused than scared. MUCH more amused.

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Star wars Episode one is the worst movie ever made.
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I have seen this 70 minute review tree times now
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Anything with Stephen Segal, Watch "Half past dead" and ether laugh bitterly at the acting, vomit or both.
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Star Wars Christmas Special anyone?
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Kill Bill. Absolutely 100% Kill Bill. Oh, there are worse movies content wise, but Kill Bill takes itself so Hal said this should be filtered seriously and tries to play the "Just being artistic" card when you point out any glaring errors or stupid directing choices.
And why am I the only one who thinks that making the Japanese character's backstory told in anime when the rest of the movie is live-action is a teensy bit racist?
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Hey, two words. Uwe Boll.

Oh, and also, the film of the Cat in the Hat
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Probably a lot of Disney's recent live-action movies, and Twilight.

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FoxBoy wrote:Twilight.
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i have seen it.. just so i could disapprove of it.
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Here's one MST3k fans will recognize, Manos: The Hands of Fate. First off, if you speak any Spanish you probably know that "manos" is "hands" in Spanish. So the title with the one word translated is Hands: The Hands of Fate. The whole movie was based on a bet between two guys that one guy couldn't make a movie. They had a budget of about $1900, and a horrible camera that couldn't record audio or even film for more then 32 seconds. All the audio was added in post-production by 3 people. Also, in the beginning there's a long scene of the main family driving through the countryside that was supposed to have the opening credits in it, but they were never put in. So the beginning is extremely boring. In short, this film is pretty unwatchable if you're not watching the MST3k version.

The other really horrible movie I know of is Fatal Deviation. Ireland's only kung fu movie, and because of it I doubt they'll ever make another. The acting by the main characters is beyond cheesy, it has probably one of the worst villains I know of (he looks like he belongs in an osteoporosis ward), and the budget was so low they couldn't afford to crash the car. They did crash it, but that was an accident while he was driving down a mostly straight road that they wrote in because they had no other choice. It also gave him a chance to run from a flaming car in slow motion. As I said, I haven't actually seen this movie, but I'm using this Cracked Article for my info. I recommend giving it a read, it's hilarious. =P
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EvilTwin wrote:Anything with Stephen Segal, Watch "Half past dead" and ether laugh bitterly at the acting, vomit or both.
Isn't he the guy that think he can be a cop?
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Kyderra wrote:
FoxBoy wrote:Twilight.
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i have seen it.. just so i could disapprove of it.
IS that Wesley Snipes in the backround??? Whats blade doing there lol?

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Typhon wrote:
Kyderra wrote:
FoxBoy wrote:Twilight.
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i have seen it.. just so i could disapprove of it.
IS that Wesley Snipes in the backround??? Whats blade doing there lol?
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why.. blade is there to finish the movie for us
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Kyderra wrote:why.. blade is there to finish the movie for us
Is he gonna kill them?
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Is he gonna kill them?
:o What?!? No! How brutish!
He's going to get in a complicated love triangle and then they have a dance-off.
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sliceofdog wrote:
Is he gonna kill them?
:o What?!? No! How brutish!
He's going to get in a complicated love triangle and then they have a dance-off.
sigh...don't even talk to me about love triangles today.

also GET OUT WES! DON'T GIVE UP YOUR AWESOMENESS!!!!!
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Blade. Please just swing your sword just once more..

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I have a short attention span, so I usually don't see movies all the way through. Bleh.
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