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No I dont mean the writing I mean the props and effects and such...
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Summary of plot: AVATAR, aka, Lets make a movie and invest 100.1% of our budget on effects, whilst using -0.1% percent of our budget on the plot, aaka, I'm blue (daba dee daba die) the movie
Based off a TV show: Shaft aka you're not funny any more Eddie, or Avatar the Last Airbender aka 4 hour plot summary by the characters themselves, then a couple of fight scenes, aaka, M. Night Shamalamadingdong's last chance at a career.
It's badness came as no surprise: Robin hood, aka Kingdom of Heaven starring Russel Crowe, MINUS the desert.

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The Eragon movie. Six ft dwarves and a Elf with normal ears. THE FECK!?

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Dusty wrote:The Eragon movie. Six ft dwarves and a Elf with normal ears. THE FECK!?
The dragon had feathers....

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Feathered dragons are acceptable. Except when they're from an adaptation of something where dragons do not have feathers.
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Sleet wrote:Feathered dragons are acceptable. Except when they're from an adaptation of something where dragons do not have feathers.
Considering the dragon in the novel had scales i think they messed up big time there

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I have no clue why i liked the movie the first time i saw it.
I guess i loved the consent and i din't read the book.

here is one:
Dragonheart 2: A New Beginning


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Kyderra wrote:I have no clue why i liked the movie the first time i saw it.
I guess i loved the consent and i din't read the book.

here is one:
Dragonheart 2: A New Beginning


yes... there was one

I saw the first one. It wasn't too bad.

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Typhon wrote: I saw the first one. It wasn't too bad.

I loved the first one
second one was...
lets never speak of it again
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I hate (no offense) all fantasy/ knights and dragons stuff and even I loved Dragon Heart. That's how good it was. Then I rented the second one and I lost faith. :(
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Ill have to say Shark Tale was pretty bad. I mean compared to finding nemo, not even close. I couldn't get over how that fish character looked almost spot on like will smith, i thought in animation they are supposed to sound like them not look like them too -_- he had the huge lips and everything too

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The last terrible movie I saw was The Last Airbender. Before that, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li was really bad.

And the worst movie I can think of is Biodome. Transmorphers is the second worst.

And hey, I like The Langoliers! It's one of my favourite movies based on one of Stephen King's things.
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High School Musical (got bored and watched it with my sister on a streaming website)

You can also find the worst Chinese movie by looking up the title 三枪
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Tons of bad Chinese dubs in English have the characters talking 3 seconds after their lips stop moving.

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Agent Sandwich wrote:You can also find the worst Chinese movie by looking up the title 三枪
Are you referring to a film about a noodle shop in a desert podunk?
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Yea, how could such a talented director create such crap?
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Typhon wrote:Tons of bad Chinese dubs in English have the characters talking 3 seconds after their lips stop moving.

The Taiwanese do better with Chinese dubs. Not just do they translate the songs 90% of the time, they change the jokes to match local viewers (e.g. Bill Clinton became Chen Shui Bian in the Taiwanese version of South Park).
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Just watch a bunch of Mystery Science Theater 3000, You'll find a bunch of crappy bubblegum movies with hilarious commentary's by the MST3000 cast.
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Sleet wrote:
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D-Singer wrote: The movie that I most severely regret paying for was ‘Avatar’.
finally someone else who hated Avatar!
Finally? What? Tons of people hated Avatar.

But I think most of them, possibly including you, are being unfair to it. If it weren't hyped as such a masterpiece, there would be nowhere near the animosity people have towards it. It's beautiful and dumb, like a supermodel. If that's all it tried to be, then almost everyone would have liked it. But considering how it was hyped, the backlash was huge.

My personal opinion? I enjoyed seeing it in theaters (in 3D) and do not regret spending the money it cost. It was quite possibly the most gorgeous movie I have ever seen, and the action was great. I only wish I had seen it in French or something; the story was trite, most of the characters, even the "good" ones, I wanted to see die (and incidentally the two I didn't want to managed to die anyway), and the messages were completely shameless and/or insulting. Not to mention how disgustingly indulgent all the writing was. Hearing what the characters had to say in a language I understood only served to make the movie worse for me.
Most viewers let movies get away with being mindless fun, but I think James Cameron's pretension ruined the possibility of that for the more skeptical viewers.
Avatar was ok. I mean it was a basic pocahauntis (scuuse mah spelling) storyline, but i liked the CGI and stuff. Um Astro Boy, was my worst, and uh... Transformers 2, they focused too much on humor. not enough action.
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I present to you the meta-physical law of the universe that will put this entire debate to rest:

Sturgeon's Law

This law is the reason why "Best -blankity- Ever" lists are so much smaller than "Worst -blankity- Ever" lists. It's also the reason MST3K thrived for as long as it did.

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Blaire Witch Project was the worst movie I ever saw, lol
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Forty Six & 2 wrote:Blaire Witch Project was the worst movie I ever saw, lol
Phooey on you, then. :P I liked it--enough to see it multiple times. And I'm VERY particular about what movies I watch (I've seen some I wish I could bleach out of my brain.... >.<)

And it's "Blair".
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Well, I'm sorry, but the movie just seemed very boring to me, it takes an hour until something actually happens and moving rocks that move by themselves is not scary. But that's just my opinion.
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Forty Six & 2 wrote:Well, I'm sorry, but the movie just seemed very boring to me, it takes an hour until something actually happens and moving rocks that move by themselves is not scary. But that's just my opinion.
You're entitled to your opinion, of course, as I am to mine. I felt plenty was "happening" (just perhaps not what some audience members were expecting to happen), and little things like the rocks being moved build up little by little until you get to the climax.
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Yea, well, maybe I didn't enjoy it cuz it wasn't my type of horror, you know?
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Sorry, I tough it was boring as well.Image
Have the same with saw II and up.

don't get me wrong, I like Saw I, but after that it was just gore.
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Kyderra wrote:Sorry, I tough it was boring as well.Image
Have the same with saw II and up.

don't get me wrong, I like Saw I, but after that it was just gore.
Hahaha, I'm like a Saw freak, lol. Even though I like em all, the first was still the best. I'll have to agree with you, it did go downhill, but I still enjoy watching them and I'm gonna see Saw 7 (yea, I know, you all think it's stupid, but I still wanna see it XD)
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Forty Six & 2 wrote:Blaire Witch Project was the worst movie I ever saw, lol
Then I take it you haven't seen its sequel yet, yes?

Another contender: Marmaduke, the Movie. I had additionally to look up what a Marmaduke actually is.
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Liam wrote:
Forty Six & 2 wrote:Blaire Witch Project was the worst movie I ever saw, lol
Then I take it you haven't seen its sequel yet, yes?

Another contender: Marmaduke, the Movie. I had additionally to look up what a Marmaduke actually is.
Nope, and don't plan to any time soon
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Liam wrote:
Forty Six & 2 wrote:Blaire Witch Project was the worst movie I ever saw, lol
Then I take it you haven't seen its sequel yet, yes?

Another contender: Marmaduke, the Movie. I had additionally to look up what a Marmaduke actually is.
Marmaduke was bad enough to make the worst movie ever topic?
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i thought it would be better then that.

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Liam wrote:
Forty Six & 2 wrote:Blaire Witch Project was the worst movie I ever saw, lol
Then I take it you haven't seen its sequel yet, yes?
Heh, as much as I liked the first one, I neither have nor will see the sequel. :P Having a sequel to The Blair Witch Project at all defeats the purpose of what that film is.

And hey, if it's not your kind of horror, that's fine. Saw isn't my kind of horror, and I think it's obscene that it has so many sequels.... (Granted, I've never seen any of them, but from what I know about the first I have no interest in ever seeing either that OR any of its sequels.)
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Yeah, well, I like the whole basic story if the Saw series, to me, it's clever, but that's just me, lol. And yeah, I don't want to see the sequal to blair witch, sometimes sequals kill the original and if that's the case... I REALLY don't want to see it, lol
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...Jaws 3D...
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Dubiousity wrote:...Jaws 3D...
There's a Jaw's 3D? Now that, i gotta see.

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Oh, and Chairman of the Board starring Carrottop.

Ewww....
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Dubiousity wrote:Carrottop.
I was going to make a joke but then I did.

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Either Paranormal Activity or anything by the company Vídeo Brinquedo.
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I don't get it, why do people think Paranormal activity is so bad? I liked it, even thought it's not that scary, it's a bit freaky to watch. Which I like. :3
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Disaster movie and the happening, how worse can you get?
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