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Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:46 pm
by Legotron123
This is a thread to share quotes that, in context, make perfect sense, but out of context, sound weird, ridiculous, or outright insane. As per usual, nothing that involves or implies activities adult in nature, blah blah, you get the idea. I'll go first.
"...It was, quite probably, the home of my savior, Slenderman."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:52 am
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
"oh, so we're allowing the chicken this year."
and the prequel
"does anyone have eyes on the chicken?"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:12 am
by GreatKitsune
"Well, tht was delayed, Tim"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:57 am
by SuperStar
GreatKitsune wrote:"Well, tht was delayed, Tim"
Is that from Home Improvement?

Eh, anyway. "An effeminate gentleman seems to be menacing him with a knife!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:09 pm
by Buster
“Come here Pine Tree, I wanna cuddle you while you still look like a fluffy marshmallow.” - Bill Cypher

Quotes from fan work almost always seem out of character without the context of the fic...

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:51 am
by Punchy
"We're gonna have leadership the way my old man told me! You...put a handkerchief on your head! You...swat at imaginary elves! You...rock on the porch all night!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:59 am
by Hlaoroo
"You are a free-range child!" - heard while I was walking down the street this evening. I'd love to know the context of that! :P

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:52 am
by D-Rock
"Men, your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step, and a bounce in my britches. If I weren't your commanding officer, I'd pick you both up, give you a giant bear hug, and make you call me Daddy."

...even in context, this is a weird one.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:01 am
by Saturn381
"Something weird is going on today. Everyone is running away from me. And now... giant piles of bubble gum?! Oh, what next?"

Can you guess where this one is from?

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:48 am
by Hlaoroo
"It just sweeps very emphatically." - From a book I'm currently reading. ^^

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:58 pm
by Buster
"Beekee? Ish theweh a weevowlvigh dooh ohn thaht pwishom?" hooray for cartoons!

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:12 am
by Hlaoroo
"You're BREAKING my BRAINS!!!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:18 am
by Hlaoroo
"Permit me to push you, madam."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:44 am
by Hlaoroo
This popped up as a memory on my facebook from one of my lectures long ago. I wish I could remember the context.

"No way! You like knitting furniture too? Let's knit a jacuzzi! *knitting sounds* Bring in the water!...Crap. That didn't work..."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:27 pm
by Legotron123
"I'm going to bribe you all with cheese."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:34 am
by Wifadacoco
"It just explains why they lost track of their pants when they went to the other side of Mars."

Even with context it's still weird.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 2:41 pm
by Legotron123
"Do you have any idea how expensive property taxes are in volcanos?!?!?!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:03 am
by D-Rock
"You're blinded sometimes by the truth, because you know the truth in your head."

-Bacon Wizard

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:17 pm
by AnimeNerd88
"I see your head-butt, and I'll raise you a giant knife."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:42 pm
by Buster
Well, well, well, your current situation exactly matches your location: TERMINAL!

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:31 pm
by Legotron123
"I have armed the tentacle with a Swiss Army knife."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:22 am
by D-Rock
"Trust your Force, and head to the Garden of Madness."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:30 am
by Legotron123
"We lost a lot of good people during the Waifu Wars."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:08 pm
by Buster
"Huh... Wifflebat thing beats tyrannosaurus. Good to know."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:35 pm
by CyberDragon
"Death rainbow beams don't go well with happiness and strawberries."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:42 pm
by CyberDragon
Sorry for the double post, but I got another one that really needs to go here.

"Next time I'm in Denver, I should keep an eye out for a space coyote in a cowboy hat."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 2:26 pm
by Hlaoroo
"Because of course something called dung could be used to improve the flavour of vinegar and congealed fish remains."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 3:06 pm
by CanzetYote
"Don't put that in your mouth, the spiders haven't hatched yet!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 12:15 am
by Legotron123
"So this must be what it feels like to inspire something cultish. It feels nice."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:08 pm
by Buster
"I always assumed the line was guanno is red, but that makes way more sense."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:56 am
by Legotron123
"I'm just saying, you can't point to satellite lag and say that anime snipers shooting mechanical crabs is unrealistic."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:20 am
by Hlaoroo
"If in doubt, 'it it wiv a big 'ammer!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 12:31 am
by D-Rock
"I have survived death."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:05 am
by Hlaoroo
"I'm being very MANLY right now!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:11 pm
by Legotron123
"DANGER! I own a doberman that carries a gun and refuses to take its medication!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:08 am
by D-Rock
I am known by many names; Mountain Slayer, Thunder Lion, The Chocolate Axe. But you? You may call me...


Tiffany.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:46 pm
by Hlaoroo
"OH NO! THE CLICHE IS OUT!!!"

"I've actually heard of that. You wake up and find your foot is mutated into a banana. It actually happens more than you'd think."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 1:26 am
by Legotron123
"Taylor is awake. Taylor is asleep. Taylor is hooked up to the shared crystal-brain of an alien god-computer. Taylor mostly hangs out in the library, when it exists."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:37 pm
by Hlaoroo
"I've ruined the paper! I've ruined the paper! It was supposed to go SSSST and it went PBBBBT!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 2:00 am
by Saturn381
"I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!"