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Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:50 pm
by NHWestoN
Despondency Deli makes only crying sandwiches ... with sob slaw on the side.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:49 pm
by Buster
You don't get it. I hate this. The vibrations through my fists on contact, the taste of blood in my mouth, the sound of my heart in my ears. I hate it, I always have. But right now, in this moment, the only thing I hate more than it, is you.

Because you were right about me, I was a coward. Scared of what would happen if I snapped. Afraid that if I lost it this time, I'd never come back, that I'd finally, kill someone. But I'm not scared anymore.

Because there's no point in being afraid of the inevitable.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:41 pm
by Legotron123
“He’s not evil, he’s just orange.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 12:04 am
by furrygamer793
"I hate you too"
Especially because of how sincere he says it,
Edit: I have a better one, "you're a good other"
No they are definitely not from the same thing

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:40 pm
by Buster
"Show yourself..."
"you make me laugh, but only because I think you're kinda pathetic." *Mocking laughter*
"STOP THAT!"
*still laughing* "so you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a supervillan. what, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown?" *laughing continues*
"Don't you dare laugh at me."
*mocking laughter gets louder*

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:47 pm
by NHWestoN
So it wasn't the helmsman's fault at all! The glacial really DID run into the Titanic!

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:56 am
by Legotron123
“I like cats a lot more than I like being able to breathe.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 10:56 pm
by Buster
SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRATS! DON'T YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Understand, you, lower life forms?

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:53 pm
by Legotron123
“Bowser, nobody wants to talk to you about the philosophy of determinism, go home.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:50 am
by Buster
"Prince of that stupid joke I never understand! WOOSH THIS!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:18 am
by Legotron123
“The quickest way to get someone to fanatically join your cause is to shoot them, tie them to a big balloon and then let them ride around in your cool helicopter, I guess.“

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:01 pm
by NHWestoN
Candy is dandy but liquor saves more on dental floss....

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:15 pm
by Legotron123
“I have yet to see any evidence to suggest that any animals besides gerbils exist.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 3:51 am
by Hlaoroo
*BOOM* "Note to self: nitroglycerine is not a substitute for vanilla extract"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:05 pm
by Legotron123
“All horses love being abandoned in active volcanos. It's like a vacation for them.“

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:31 pm
by NHWestoN
If life gives you lemons, fling 'em at unsuspecting lightpoles.

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:34 pm
by Legotron123
“It's not stealing so much as tidying up.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:05 am
by Saturn381
"The big pig finished the pies!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:09 am
by furrygamer793
"Mario! Please snap out of it!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:13 am
by Legotron123
“Sewer Chef tries so hard and you take his efforts without even so much as a thanks.“

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:09 pm
by NHWestoN
"If it was vertical, it would be the vertex, but it's not so it's the horizon! Sheesh...."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:36 pm
by Legotron123
“Mario continues to ruin every life he touches.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 9:11 pm
by furrygamer793
"Is it a ladder, or a stepladder?"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 9:27 pm
by Legotron123
“I don't really like knowing that a crew of weaselfolk is inspecting my house at six in the morning every day.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 12:45 pm
by Legotron123
Merry Christmas double post!
“Drop a church bell on an ice cream cone. Sure, why not.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:32 pm
by NHWestoN
"Well, it coulda been a tractor tire but a custard pie still doesn't quite work, either."

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:50 pm
by Legotron123
“Nothing can break the emotional bond forged by slide puzzles! NOTHING!!“

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 4:01 pm
by NHWestoN
"If the condiment is called "ketchup", what is it trying to catch up to?"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 7:12 pm
by Legotron123
“What is Christmas? A miserable little pile of presents.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:02 am
by furrygamer793
"Why can't anyone just be whelmed?" Robin, young justice

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:31 am
by Legotron123
“Knock knock, open up the door, it’s CRABS!”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:41 am
by furrygamer793
"But for now, BRING ME CHILI FRIES!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:47 am
by Legotron123
“LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', JARETT OF PANTOPHAGE!!! I JUST JUMPED DOWN YOUR THROAT!!! YOU START A WAR WITH THE LEWODANS AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!! ONLY NEXT TIME, I'LL KNIT YOUR INTESTINES INTO A SWEATER!!!!”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:33 pm
by Buster
You're looking, alive, and nonthreatening. It's nice to meet you, thanks for stopping by, whats your name?
*incoherent beeping, honking, modem screech, an argument, a tuba, bagpipes, and someone complaining something is hideous, all mashed together and played back at the same time*

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:40 pm
by Legotron123
"Hey, you know what? When people are screaming and running one direction, I find it's best to just not question that and just assume they have more current information than I do. I don't like learning things the hard way, but I love letting other people learn the hard way for me!"

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:43 pm
by Legotron123
“I spent a LOT of time and killed a LOT of people to help a profoundly malfunctioning robot park a colonial era warship on top of a skyscraper this afternoon, and if you think I regret any of that, you don't know me very well.”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:00 am
by Buster
YAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *huff* Cardboard...

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:41 am
by NHWestoN
Well, I guess there's always chocolate pudding........

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:26 pm
by Legotron123
“Remember, water is wet, Akechi likes pancakes, and two plus two equals GO TO BED!!!!!”
Alternatively:
*with fake French accent* “Hoh hoh hoh, welcome to ancient Japan!”

Re: Out Of Context Quotes

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:54 am
by Legotron123
“So....... What do we do now?”
“Well, our lives obviously peaked at preventing reality itself from collapsing. I think we should probably call it a day on adventures.”
“I’m barely in my twenties! This is literally the first thing I’ve ever accomplished!”
“And you knocked it out of the park. One and done.”