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You don't get it. I hate this. The vibrations through my fists on contact, the taste of blood in my mouth, the sound of my heart in my ears. I hate it, I always have. But right now, in this moment, the only thing I hate more than it, is you.

Because you were right about me, I was a coward. Scared of what would happen if I snapped. Afraid that if I lost it this time, I'd never come back, that I'd finally, kill someone. But I'm not scared anymore.

Because there's no point in being afraid of the inevitable.
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“He’s not evil, he’s just orange.”
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"I hate you too"
Especially because of how sincere he says it,
Edit: I have a better one, "you're a good other"
No they are definitely not from the same thing
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"Show yourself..."
"you make me laugh, but only because I think you're kinda pathetic." *Mocking laughter*
"STOP THAT!"
*still laughing* "so you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a supervillan. what, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown?" *laughing continues*
"Don't you dare laugh at me."
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So it wasn't the helmsman's fault at all! The glacial really DID run into the Titanic!

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“I like cats a lot more than I like being able to breathe.”
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SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRATS! DON'T YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Understand, you, lower life forms?
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“Bowser, nobody wants to talk to you about the philosophy of determinism, go home.”
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"Prince of that stupid joke I never understand! WOOSH THIS!"
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“The quickest way to get someone to fanatically join your cause is to shoot them, tie them to a big balloon and then let them ride around in your cool helicopter, I guess.“
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Candy is dandy but liquor saves more on dental floss....

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“I have yet to see any evidence to suggest that any animals besides gerbils exist.”
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*BOOM* "Note to self: nitroglycerine is not a substitute for vanilla extract"
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“All horses love being abandoned in active volcanos. It's like a vacation for them.“
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If life gives you lemons, fling 'em at unsuspecting lightpoles.

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“It's not stealing so much as tidying up.”
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"The big pig finished the pies!"
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"Mario! Please snap out of it!"
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“Sewer Chef tries so hard and you take his efforts without even so much as a thanks.“
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"If it was vertical, it would be the vertex, but it's not so it's the horizon! Sheesh...."

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“Mario continues to ruin every life he touches.”
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"Is it a ladder, or a stepladder?"
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“I don't really like knowing that a crew of weaselfolk is inspecting my house at six in the morning every day.”
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Merry Christmas double post!
“Drop a church bell on an ice cream cone. Sure, why not.”
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"Well, it coulda been a tractor tire but a custard pie still doesn't quite work, either."

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“Nothing can break the emotional bond forged by slide puzzles! NOTHING!!“
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"If the condiment is called "ketchup", what is it trying to catch up to?"

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“What is Christmas? A miserable little pile of presents.”
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"Why can't anyone just be whelmed?" Robin, young justice
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“Knock knock, open up the door, it’s CRABS!”
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"But for now, BRING ME CHILI FRIES!"
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“LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', JARETT OF PANTOPHAGE!!! I JUST JUMPED DOWN YOUR THROAT!!! YOU START A WAR WITH THE LEWODANS AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!! ONLY NEXT TIME, I'LL KNIT YOUR INTESTINES INTO A SWEATER!!!!”
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You're looking, alive, and nonthreatening. It's nice to meet you, thanks for stopping by, whats your name?
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"Hey, you know what? When people are screaming and running one direction, I find it's best to just not question that and just assume they have more current information than I do. I don't like learning things the hard way, but I love letting other people learn the hard way for me!"
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

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“I spent a LOT of time and killed a LOT of people to help a profoundly malfunctioning robot park a colonial era warship on top of a skyscraper this afternoon, and if you think I regret any of that, you don't know me very well.”
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YAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *huff* Cardboard...
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Well, I guess there's always chocolate pudding........

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“Remember, water is wet, Akechi likes pancakes, and two plus two equals GO TO BED!!!!!”
Alternatively:
*with fake French accent* “Hoh hoh hoh, welcome to ancient Japan!”
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“So....... What do we do now?”
“Well, our lives obviously peaked at preventing reality itself from collapsing. I think we should probably call it a day on adventures.”
“I’m barely in my twenties! This is literally the first thing I’ve ever accomplished!”
“And you knocked it out of the park. One and done.”
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

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